Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody

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MOVIE TYPE: Parody
97 Mins
Vivid Video
DIRECTOR: B Skow
CONDOMS: None
THEMES: Parody, Comedy,
2014
STARS: Allie Haze, Nina Hartley, Raylene, Tommy Pistol, Natasha Nice, Liza Del Sierra, Earl Slate, Jerry, Evan Stone, Ralph Long, Rusty Nails

REVIEW-

Tommy Pistol has already played Pee Wee Herman and Travis Bickle in porn parodies. For his latest role, he takes on the swingingest secret agents ever. The Austin Powers movies were hugely popular and unbelievably successful. How will that translate to XXX parody? Pretty well to be honest. I’ve never been a fan of the original, but the porn version has just enough humor to make it fun. The story is absurd which makes perfect sense. The costumes and make up are fun, adding to the camp factor. Tommy is pretty funny in dual roles. He overdoes the Powers bit, but it ends up feeling spot on for the tone of this parody. Sexually the movie is solid with some very memorable performances. Allie Haze gets top billing for the women. She has two scenes and both are pretty good. As the fem bot, Allie squares off against Powers twice. The first time is good and then she comes back even hotter in the four-way fuck. Raylene gives us one sex scene and some of the best dialog of the movie. Her accent alone is worth watching the movie for. Her sex scene is pretty damn good too. Nina Hartley makes an appearance and still knows how to bring it. Natasha Nice manages to steal the show here. She looks amazing, seems to be popping out of her bra the whole time and is features in two scenes. Though the first one is cut with another scene, she still shines. Her pretty face and perfect tits are just too good to miss. In the finale she fucks with such intensity that she nearly breaks Evan Stone off at the dick. If you like the Austin Powers flick or just want a hot sex movie with some good laughs, give this one a try. I can’t wait to see what character Tommy plays next.

Allie Haze & Tommy Pistol

Taking pictures in 1967 London, Austin (Tommy Pistol) wears out the “Yeah baby” line in less than 90 seconds. He’s got Allie Haze on the bed and eventually she starts sucking his dick. They break for the credits, but fear not, we come right back to Allie and her pretty face inhaling this throbbing shaft. He rolls her over and pushes her knees back to her chest, fucking that pussy while she encourages him loudly. Allie gets on top and spreads her big, beautiful ass while riding. With Tommy staying in character, there are plenty of clichéd lines from the original to delight (or annoy) you. For ass lovers, the doggy should do the trick. Allie has quite a backside and it’s displayed nicely as she pushes back on his dick. He rolls her over again and shoots his load all over her furry pussy.

Raylene & Tommy Pistol

After some rather hilarious dialog and story, Austin is unfrozen 30 years later to stop Dr. Evil. He will work with the young Agent Kensington, (Natasha Nice) but first we get a flashback of Austin banging her mother (Raylene). If Raylene‘s tats seem a bit out of place for 1960’s British spy, her accent is good enough and her pussy is so tasty that Tommy literally buries his face in there. Turning her attention to his cock, she sucks and gags and generally lights up the screen with enthusiasm. She rides his dick hard, using her big tits to keep him quiet while she gets off. Bending her over, Austin enjoys that meaty MILF pussy as she pushes back hard to take it all. They really slam hard in cowgirl and spoon with their bodies slapping loudly as Raylene screams her way through the action. He pulls out and shoots a big load all over her face and tits.

Nina Hartley & Jerry

Dr. Evil has also been unfrozen and has the band back together. They plan to take over the world, but always have some time for shagging. When device fails to kill Jerry, Dr. Evil sends Nin in to fuck him to death. (Hey, if you have to go…) They get into the cell and he runs headfirst into her chest and his impending doom with a big smile on his face. Nina drops to the floor and gleefully swallows his cock. She’s still going strong and I can see a lot of Hillary Clinton parodies in her future after the 2016 elections. She uses her body well and opens up for some deep dicking. He shoots a big load all over her before she returns the favor.

Liza Del Sierra & Tommy Pistol

Showing up to model for a penis mold, Austin impresses Alotta Fagina (Liza Del Sierra). She hires him and then wants to sample the goods. Using her own casting couch (after the fact) she strips down and tests Austin’s skills. First she bends over to let him eat her from behind and then she sucks his dick to full attention in record time. The action moves between the two scenes. Liza gives pretty great head and then gets fucked hard. After some very energetic doggy she turns around to take his nut all over her face. Not bad, but I didn’t like cutting this one with Natasha’s scene.

Natasha Nice & Earl Slate

Agent Kensington gets caught spying on Number Two (Earl Slate) and he is quick to find a way to keep her from talking. She looks stunning on her knees with her tits straining to pop out of her bra. I hate that the scenes cut back and forth here because Natasha is really worthy of our undivided attention. She gives great eye contact during head and her tits are perfect for tit fucking. As she gives him head her tits are swinging all over the place. Earl puts her up on the sink and eats that pussy like crazy. She stands on one foot and power fucks him. Natasha is really stealing the show here. Natasha finishes off bent over with Earl jerking his load onto her butt.

Allie Haze, Natasha Nice, Evan Stone & Tommy Pistol

Captured, Austin and Agent Kensington square off with a pair of killer bots, (Allie Haze and Evan Stone). They fight back sexually and madness ensues. Tommy fucks Allie’s face while Natasha drools all over Evan’s long dong. They swap partners for side by side fucking. Allie shows off her ass in cowgirl while Natasha faces the camera and makes her tits bounce with crazy hot hip action. When they swap again, Natasha manages to steal the spotlight by squat fucking Evan at full speed, showing off her hot body in the process. Really good energy from all four performers as they share the stage and fuck one another silly. The girls both get big loads on their tits and then suck out the last few drops.
Bonus: Bonus Scene (Allie Haze Blow Bang), Bloopers & Outtakes, Cumshot Recap, Previews, Vivid Extras

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