ARCHER’S LAST DAY
ARCHER’S LAST DAY
OVERALL RATING: 9
94 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Charley Crow
Extreme
THEMES: Interracial Sex, Forced Sex, Afterlife Sex.
CONDOMS: Nope, it’s an Extreme vid.
1999
STARS: Monique, Tom Byron, Iroc, Stryc-9, Alana, Jewel Valmont, Kenya, Luciano, Van Damage.
REVIEW:
I’ve got two Extreme videos sitting here and before I reviewed either of them, I put them on to watch. Having scanned through both movies, I noted some distinct differences. So, to compare and contrast this film with ‘Acid Sex’ please refer to both for an example of the best and the worst of what I have seen from Extreme of late.
Charley Crow’s name should be familiar to porn viewers from his editing work of late with Extreme. This time, he is at the helm, so if he screws it up, we know who to blame. On the other hand if this feature strikes a chord, he can take the credit. (Well, he and that total piece of ass Monique who should make ever man’s lap come alive.) With Tom Byron leading the way in this tale of modern day dehumanization and confusion, this is sure to be a moral lesson for us all, a warning if you will against the mindless, soulless corporate mentality that shakes us at our very core. Then again, it could be just ninety minutes of guys fucking hot chicks in the ass.
Tim Archer, (Tom Byron) starts his day off on the wrong foot. He is fired from his job after fourteen years. Note the subtle symbolism of the American flag draped in the background as Tim is given his walking papers by a head in a TV monitor. (An 80’s TV reference to Max Headroom offset by the flag used on Springsteen’s ‘Born in the USA’ album as symbolism for the downsizing of American factories in the past two decades?)
Nicely fucked but pissed of that her credit card is gone, Monique whacks her hubby over the head with the phone. It must have been some blow because she blasts him right out of this world. He finds himself strolling past an open warehouse where a sexy blonde, Alana, teases him. Not willing to just sit back and take it, Archer walks in and takes her by force. I could do without seeing her get slapped, but once the sex starts, she is a willing participant and looks very hot. Alana sucks a mean dick and we get a long, well shot blowjob. There is some more rape talk when Tom moves her into a small room to fuck her. This just kills any sexual heat for me, but if you like this sort of scene at least Alana is a hot fuck. Great RCA with Alana dropping her butt down on his cock. Hard anal and a nice facial round out this scene.
Clearly feeling bad after the encounter, Archer gets an ominous phone call and is whisked away by unseen men. When next we see Tom, he is tied up on the home shopping set. When not even his wife will help him out, Archer has to watch as a couple of cops come by his house. They are there to help find the missing Archer, but soon decide it would be more fun to fuck his wife instead. (Yeah, that’s a real brain storm.) Van Damage and Luciano provide the twin dicks that soon stuff the pint sized black beauty. She goes nuts on the guys, sucking both of their cocks while grinding against a nightstick between her legs. With two cocks to play with, both of Monique’s holes get drilled in this reverse Oreo DP. Now is a good time to note why I like the sex in this film so much better than in ‘Acid Sex.’ Where there are some occasional special effect shots, for the most part, we see the action as it is meant to be seen, raw, unhindered and perfect for stroking. (Should one be so inclined.) They totally stretch her holes in a well shot and amazing DP. Monique is fantastic and she is welcome to sit on my lap for an interview any time. (Wishful thinking.) A great double face blast leaves Monique looking like a freshly glazed chocolate donut. Delicious.
This mind crushing experience blows Archer to another level of damnation. Apparently in this ring of Hell, torment is defined as having your dick sucked by two sexy women. Somehow I think most guys would slice off an ear to have their units shared by Stryc-9 and Iroc, so I’m not buying the tortured soul bit. They say they can heal him, but what they should be worried about is healing the lighting. I know it’s supposed to be moody, but someone explain to me why anyone would think it’s a good idea to take these two hot fucks and make their scene dark, grainy and nearly impossible to enjoy. (Note, I did say nearly impossible, there is still heat here.) Watching Stryc-9 take it in the ass is always fun and Iroc does a fantastic anal scene. Her butt just swallows cock and later she does repeated A2M from Stryc-9’s butt. The facial is all fucked up by the orange lighting, which really sucks.
Instead of being saved, he goes down even further on the ladder of eternal damnation. However, he again gets tortured by two women. This time, Jewel Valmont and Kenya do the honors. At least they are blessed with better lighting. While Jewel smothers his face with her pussy, Kenya goes to work sucking his cock. She does quite a job, slowly working her lips down his shaft until they brush his balls while she nearly chokes on cock. There is some slow motion and odd camera work, but mostly in the transitions and that isn’t quite as distracting. You know both of these women can suck a mean dick, but if I had my choice, I’d take Kenya. Why is it all the women in Hell trying to torture Archer do so by taking it in the ass? (Because doing it vice versa would be just to horrible.) Jewel takes a deep, hard assfuck from the side and then while riding, grinding her hips and clearly enjoying the feeling of a hard rod in her backdoor. After dropping his load on their faces, he finds the nightmare may be just beginning.
I was much more impressed by this film than I expected to be. The first thing of note is Monique. She has two scenes here and are both fucking incredible. This little lady fucks and sucks like a first rate slutlet. Hold on to her Extreme, she is a jewel in the crown for sure. Tom Byron carries most of the sexual action and he does it well as always. Where there is some visual style present here (Not unlike the cool 80’s Dark Brothers stuff.) but it doesn’t often get in the way of the sex. (This problem killed ‘Acid Sex’) The Iroc/Stryc-9 scene was squashed by this, but for the most part we get to see everything happening just fine and the fancy edit and style tricks are saved for the in between sections. (This should be a rule in all porn flicks.) The rape scene with Alana was sexy when the force elements were absent. As mentioned the Irco/Stryc-9 scene was cooled off by the lighting, but still, both these pint sized porn slutlets take it in the ass well and that alone makes their scene worth watching. I have my on Kenya as well, she was one hot cocksucker. Archer is a very good adult film, with hot sex, some interesting visuals and just a touch of social commentary. (OK, that last one was a stretch.)
So, head to head, how did Archer fare against Acid? It blew it away. Not because the cast is hotter or the sex was even better, but simply because we could SEE the sex. Without a clear view of the action, what’s the point of watching hard core anyway? I hope Archer will be the example and all Extreme features will deliver the goods in a package that doesn’t give one headaches and motion sickness.
