THE RETURN OF TORI WELLES
THE RETURN OF TORI WELLESOVERALL RATING: C+ (Remove Tori and it’s a total dud.)
82 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Guillermo Brown
Vivid – 1999
www.Vivid.com
THEMES: Infidelity, Fantasy.
STARS: Tori Welles, Sydney Steele, Bobby Bliss, Malitia, Tony Tedeschi, Herschel Savage, Ian Daniels and Nick East.
DVD FEATURES
VIEW THE FEATURE
BAD GIRLS
AWARD WINNING SEX
PREVIEWS
MEET THE GIRLS
INTEL SEX GAME
SIDE B EXTRAS
DVD BONUS GRADE- B+
Those of you who have rented or purchased Vivid DVDs of late will know what to expect. A number of short, bonus clips in the ‘ Bad Girls’ section, which are still a big hard to navigate. (Give us the option to watch them all together and we have a shit load of great whacking material) All three snippets in the ‘Award Winning Sex’ bonus are from ‘Bad Wives’ and all four are quite hot. The B Side is packed with tons of previews, funny out takes and more bonus clips. You can’t argue with the quantity or the quality here, but I do wish it was easier to access all the bonus material. With a little fine tuning, Vivid bonus material, already the best in the industry will be perfect.
REVIEW:
Talk about a comeback that was a long time coming. After nearly making one of porn’s biggest comebacks a few years ago, rumors of Tori’s return bounced around like unbuckled kidlets in the back of mom’s SUV. Vivid was finally able to pin down the legendary porn superstarlet and get her blue screen return on film for all of us to enjoy. Just a little piece of history if I may. In between Candy Evans and Kaitlyn Ashley, Tori Welles spent a long time at the top of my personal fave list. From the time I met her at an early CES show until she hung up her fuck-me pumps, Ms. Welles was number one, hands down. After a long time off, with only the Private Diary of Tori Welles to keep us happy, Tori is back. A few years older, sporting more tattoos than I would like to see, but back where she belongs, in the smut spotlight.
Tori is married to Ian Daniels and she’s looking for something more than their usual bump and grind. While Ian seems more interested in watching TV, it doesn’t take too long to get him excited once she wraps those highly skilled lips around his cock. OK, so she grabs her by the hair and keeps right on watching Jenteal being interviewed on TV. Tori is a bit heavier than the last time we saw her, (In Private Diaries.) but attacks his rod with absolute delight. They do a nice job of covering her middle as Ian goes down, and no doubt her pussy looks as tasty as ever. Now it’s Tori’s turn to stare at the TV. I don’t know about you, but who could be bored fucking Tori? The scene does set up further action I’m sure, but their boredom kind of kills the heat.
Elsewhere, Nick East wakes up next to Sydney Steele and for some reason decides that she is just too good to resist. They actually kiss for a long time before Nick starts his day off with pussy for breakfast. This scene should have some appeal for couples who like their sex nice and slow. (And who don’t mind if the woman is pretty unattractive.) Sydney gives a passable blowjob, with a lot of hand action before Nick slaps on a condom and takes her from behind. Nick stays hard and she is a somewhat vocal fuck, but to be honest, this one had me counting the seconds, hoping the pop would come soon.
Syd and Tori are friends and they discuss their sex lives while applying oil to each other. Some nice shots here if you like bikini clad women and oil. Surprisingly enough, this does not lead to a lesbian scene. Instead we pop on over and take a look at Ian, hard at work in a video store. His co-worker, Herschel Savage, is more interested in banging Bobbi Bliss than re-stocking the store shelves. (Well, duh.) Bobbi is attractive in a soft, curvy, slutty way, but what’s up with the chain dangling between her nipples? Her mouth more than handles Herschel’s cock, taking it to the root with seemingly zero effort. She has to pull aside some sizable asscheeks to let him at her tiny pussy, but once there, Herschel seems to have found something nice and tight. That big ass wiggles quite visibly as she rides his dick, but hey, at least this woman is into her work. You have to give Bobbi and A for effort. (Hey, I worked in video stores for like a decade, and I have to ask where the fuck did they get a sleeping bag?)
On Hershel’s recommendation, Ian brings home some porn to watch when Tori goes out for beer. He settles in for a bit of wanking while watching a Vivid film, unaware that Tori is right outside the door. The close call cools his jets and he vows “never again” as he hides the tape. That lasts only until he can find a more private place to watch and whack. This time, the image on the screen actually starts talking to him, beckoning Ian to join her. He hooks up with blonde Malitia, who towers over Ian and looks quite imposing her in her black dominatrix-esque getup. She shoves him to the ground where he has to lick her smooth slit. Though only average looking, Malitia looks pretty good sucking dick. They go for a very quick fuck, finishing off with Ian blasting onto her belly just before Tori walks in and catches him.
Back by the pool, Tori shows Sydney the tape she found in the garage. She is worried, but Syd convinces her that there is nothing to worry about. Tori puts the tape in later and finds it rather stimulating. Emily Jewel playing a little interrogation game with Tony Tedeschi. Tori lets her fingers do the walking, which is more interesting and stimulating than the scene. Again, the performers call to the outside world to bring Tori in with them. Side by side with the blonde, Tori is still a cocksucking scene stealer. I really wish Tori didn’t have so many tattoos. The extra weight isn’t so bad, but all that ink is distracting. What is not distracting is her enthusiasm. Tori sticks that ass high in the air and takes a pounding from Tony that literally curls her toes. An equal opportunity penetrator, Tony fucks the busty blonde next, filling her with meat still warm from Tori’s sopping slit. Using her boobs as a target, Tony pulls out of Emily and sprays Tori with his sticky goo.
Later that night, she introduces him to a new wife. In a nice little leopard skin outfit and holding a whip, Tori looks ready to party. Ian just smiles and prepares himself for yet another stellar blowjob from the brunette sex kitten. At least the TV is off this time so he can enjoy her hot lips and active tongue on his throbbing cock. We can’t really say that she is playing the dom here since Tori lays back, pulls her thighs to her shoulders and urges him to fuck the living shit out of her. In fact, she goes into total sub mode while he fucks her from behind, biting the sheets, holding her arms behind her back as Ian pounds away. Taking things one step further, she rolls back over and with legs high in the air allows his shaft to slide right up her ass. For those of you who missed Private Diaries, this is the first time you get to see Tori’s ass has been pumped full of prick on screen, and she seems to like it just fine. Nor does she shy away from the spray of cum he shoots her way. In fact, Tori gobbles it all up, happy to be the sort of slutty wife that porn fans all love so much.
As comebacks go, this one gets mixed results. As I said, Tori is older and has added a few pounds and some not so easily overlooked tattoos. Still, she fucks like never before. It kind of makes me wonder if she was held back in her old work, or if she has just evolved as a sexual being this much. Either way, the end result is even hotter performances in her sex scenes. (Except the first one, which is supposed to be rather mundane.) The biggest problem here is the rest of the cast. With the exception of Bobbi Bliss who is a vocal and pretty wild fuck machine, the cast is pretty dreary. I’m sure Vivid didn’t want to upstage any of their big guns by putting them in with Tori, but couldn’t we have at least seen some attractive B Girls? With a simple plot and some fantasy play, this may do well for couples, but the main appeal is still for those of us who have longed to see Tori. All I can say is that after seeing this film, I want to pull out Private Diaries and hope Tori makes another, even better film really soon.
