AMAZING SEX TALK
AMAZING SEX TALKOVERALL RATING: 7+
125 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Marco, Phillip Monde, Kris Kramski, Jace Rocker, Brad Armstrong & Greg Steele.
Metro – 1998 (9/97)
THEMES: Gang Bangs, Facials.
STARS: Nikki Tyler, Misty Rain, Gina LaMarca, Stacy Valentine, Anais Nielsen, Peter North, Jonathan Morgan, Jon Severini, Marc Davis, Gerald Sky, K.T. Joe.
REVIEW:
I know it is going to be pure blasphemy to many of you, but I have never been a big fan of Nikki Tyler. In her years at Vivid I probably saw three of her movies and while I found her quite attractive, there was nothing there to make me care much when she left Vivid for Metro a while back. However, the concept and hype that have surrounded this tape, did make me rather anxious to see it. The combination of a great cast, and a handful of my favorite directors in this promising format peaked my interest. Part talk show, part porn news magazine, Amazing Sex Talk looks to be a pretty fresh video in a market flooded with the same old thing.
The first film clip comes from Euro director Kris Kramski and stars hot blonde Anais Nielsen, Gerald Sky, K.T. Joe and a banana. Actually, everyone is dressed in yellow, and the guys sport yellow hoods to make them look like everyone’s favorite phallic fruit. (Actually, they look like Klan hoods.) This is one of those high style porn scenes that looks like a Playboy music video with hard core sex in it. It’s clever, well shot, brilliantly edited and is a technical masterpiece. However, all that high style gets in the way of the sex in this case and douses the erotic heat. Sure, the film student in me respects and likes this sort of scene, I somehow doubt if the people looking for hot sex want to see all the quick cutting and soft focus when there is a pretty Euro-blonde taking cock in her ass. High technical marks, lukewarm sexual heat here.
The next scene between Marc Davis and Stacy Valentine is more my speed. Directed by Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele, this pairing is a much better combination of style and sex. Davis, a fireman, enters the room with flames all around and instead of grabbing Stacy and getting out, he stops to enjoy a long fuck with the busty blonde. Stacy gives great on screen head, mixing good technique with generous eye contact for a guaranteed rod rising event every time a dick gets near her pretty face. Besides, you have to be at least somewhat impressed by any woman who can nearly swallow all of Marc’s meat. The flames all around the bed are more than cool, they are……(Nahhhh, too easy.) Props to Steele and Armstrong for this nice touch, and props to Davis and Valentine for keeping their cool, boning so close to the fire. Stacy takes an ass pounding and gulps down his load to close out this hot scene in even hotter fashion.
Paul Cox and Jack Hammer go rock climbing and find a sunbathing Liza Harper at the top of the mountain. Since John T. Bone is at the helm and Liza is….well, Liza, you just know where this scene is leading. Of course, before we get to the mandatory gaping asshole shots, Liza gives some great head to the lucky pair of studs. In spite some of the negative things I have said about Liza in the past, she has very lovely eyes and gives great head. It is truly a joy to watch her inhale pole. Just about the time I am ready to actually enjoy a Liza scene, the wide open asshole shit starts and I nearly lose my lunch. Seriously, you can’t tell me an asshole that is permanently open can be healthy. The guys decide that a butt that loose needs to cock, so we get double anal for those of you into that sort of thing. The facial is pretty good, but I just can’t get over the stuff they make this chick do with her ass. Not my speed by any stretch of the……well, you know.
Nikki interviews fellow Metro girl Misty Rain. I have never seen a porn interview this long that didn’t get totally stale. Misty has a lot to say, and Nikki handles things quite nicely. Eventually the two party girls hook up for a little lesbian action. Everyone knows that Misty tears it up when she’s with girls, and Nikki can hold her own with anyone in the pussy lapping department. They try out a number of sex toys and flavored gels. It’s a pretty hot scene, and as always, keep in mind that I don’t like g/g sex in general.
Next is a scene from Jace Rocker’s ‘Makin’ Whoopie’ with Brittany Andrews and Jonathan Morgan. Her piled a mile high hair is pretty funny, but once the sex begins, this is classic Brittany. This woman can suck dick like few women I have ever seen. Wonderfully deep throat action and just the right mischievous glint in her beautiful eyes make for one rod stiffening blowjob. As she takes a condom covered cock from behind, Brittany’s bodacious breasts bounce blatantly. (Yeah, that was fresh, like not at all.) Those huge tits make a perfect cum target after a brief boning.
Finally, Nikki takes center stage, hooking up with Peter North for a little horizontal boogie. With a welder and sexy dancer in the background, the two get busy in a very stylized fuck scene. She does a very nice job taking his fat cock in her mouth. I can’t say I have ever seen her suck dick with quite this much enthusiasm before, and it is nice to see such a pretty woman working so hard to give good head. Peter rewards her hard work with an equally hard fuck from behind. I must say, as much as I prefer to see sex without a lot of MTV editing or effects, this scene is a killer balance of hot sex, crisp edits and stunning art direction. I know what you really want to know is where Peter aims his cock rocket. Even though it’s lopped and slo-mo, Nikki does not shy away from the jets of cum Peter fires on her face. Yep, that’ll get ya going.
We get two bonus scenes at the end of the tape. The first has Cindy Starlight in a John T. Bone mini gang bang scene with three horny guys. She is pretty nice to look at and really gets into her sex, sucking and fucking the three guys like it’s more than just a job for her. She takes to DP like a duck to water and have her good sized, firm, real tits on display while being pumped full of prick. The three guys time their pop shots perfectly, glazing Cindy’s face with cream and leaving her with a sticky mess to lick up.
Kelly Jean also takes on a small gang while riding her bike through the hills. She starts out by offering comfort to fallen cyclist Rick O’Shea, but quickly decides his cock is more interesting than his wound. When three more guys come by, Kelly just invites them to join in the fun. More cocks make this pretty girl crazy. I like the outdoor aspect of this four on one fuck. The lighting is crisp and no one fucks with any effects. Just a pretty girl, surrounded by hard cocks while she tries to swallow each and every one of them. With this many dicks to please, Kelly has to open up all of her orifices and soon has a cock in her pussy, one in her ass and two taking turns in her mouth. (The dream of every prom queen in America.)
Well, Nikki Tyler’s first venture with Metro is a memorable one. I rather liked the easy going style. Not fully gonzo, but just enough real life type stuff in between the scenes to let her personality come through. Nikki’s scene with Peter is the best of the tape for sure, and I know a lot of you will be watching her facial over and over. She and Misty also make quite a pair for you girl/girl sex lovers. Brittany Andrews and Stacy Valentine also give impressive performances. The two gang bangs at the end are worth a look, with Kelly stealing the thunder here.
I love Stacy Valentine so much and she’s the reason why I became a porn fan. Taylor St. Claire is the reason why I became a porn addict. It’s too bad they never worked together and now they’re both retired but I just thought I’d say how awesome Stacy is and how incredible it would be to see her make a return to porn. I definitely want to go through all the Rog reviews of Stacy Valentine movies and comment on them. At least, the ones I’ve seen because Stacy has always been the hottest girl in everything she’s ever been in. Won’t you please come back Stacy?