THE WORLD’S LUCKIEST MAN
THE WORLD’S LUCKIEST MAN210 Mins.
Vivid- 1997
www.Vivid.com
DIR: Jon Dough
STARS: Jon Dough and 101 women.
THEMES: Reverse Gang Bang, Outdoor Sex.
OVERALL RATING: 6+ (But a must see for the novelty)
REVIEW:
Well, hats off for finding something original here. Gang bang videos have been done, and even a few single guy gang bang tapes have made their way onto our shelves. But this, 101 girls and one guy, what a stroke of genius. Put a guy in a huge reverse gang bang, and let Jon Dough be the guy. What brilliant director came up with this one? Stagliano? Seven? Leslie? Butts? (What? Dough directed it? Shit) Never mind readers, this is hardly a stroke of genius, but rather the selfish act of a guy who just wants to keep all that prime pussy to himself , but who cares? Either way, we get to see if Jon can handle just about every working starlet in the adult biz in one tape.
Not much of a set up, just Dough on the tennis court, taking advantage of the fact that a tennis net is just the right height for lining up women for some outdoor blowjob action. There are plenty of recognizable faces in the bunch, including the lovely Ms. Stephanie Swift, who shows why she is Performer of the Year with some wet oral. Also getting plenty of screen time is Morgan Fairlane, sporting her sexy blonde crop and fine deep throat action. Bunny Bleu also lights up the screen with her down and dirty dick sucking technique. What is a gang bang without fluffers? Well, in this one, it’s chicks donning strap ons that serve to keep the women’s mouths warmed up for the real thing. All that oral sex gets the girls ready to bend over the net and taking cock in their slits. I wonder if they can tell the difference between Dough and the plastic, pseudo-dicks? With all that pussy, Jon looks like he is just dying to drop a load. At last, he does, all over the face of a tattooed blonde.
Next, the girls are busy playing nude volleyball with rubber love dolls while Jon watches and gets a very wet blowjob from sexy sister Monique. This incredible creature is a super high energy fuck and is enough to make any man forget about the gang of women just waiting their turn. Don’t ask me to explain why he lets her go and takes another girl in his lap. It must be all in the spirit of fairness, or some shit like that. Besides, it is Stephanie Swift who takes her place and she is about the tastiest thing on I can imagine. Chloe comes next and gives her usual stellar foul mouth routine while riding the penile pony. This time Jon shares his load with a circle of women, all eager to get doused in goo.
Jon’s day of fishing deteriorates quickly when a groups of girls stops by to get their share of dick. One at a time, the girls get pumped full of dick. By now, the novelty is starting to wear thin and watching a bunch of girls get fucked for sixty seconds each is not exactly a thrill a minute.
We move to the next scene which has Jon standing before a long line of women who all drop to their knees and give a very brief bit of cocksucking before moving on. Granted, the idea of sampling a hundred hummers is the sort of thing that we all dream of, (And certain politicians actively make reality.) but it has to be nearly as frustrating for him as it is to watch the truly good ones move along too fast. Oral sex fans will love the volume and variety of faces. At long last, he starts bending them over and fucking them over the grill. It’s pretty routine stuff, a few dozen quick strokes, then bring on the next woman. As the end nears, Holli Woods does a very nice blowjob that brings the load from Jon’s prick all over her tits. Nice finish.
At poolside, the girls sit around, enjoying the sun while Jon works on them one at a time. Each girl gets a little longer with him this time, so the rhythm of the scene is better. He even manages to keep popping and getting hard again. (If we are too assume that this is all shot on the same day, though I have my doubts.) Right in the middle though, things get ugly. Not only does Jon skip over Brooke Ashley and fuck these two super ugly Marilyn Manson looking checks, but Mila works her way into things, doing a little squirting scene while being fucked with a fat dildo. Finally, Jon wises up and fucks Brooke, only to lose his mind and leave her tight pussy for Mila’s skank hole. Bad form Jon, very bad.
Jeanna Fine leads a pack of horny girls hanging out after hours at a playground. Jeanna sort of serves as ring leader while blond Brit Kiss gets to work on Jon. You know, Ms. Fine seems a whole lot more into fucking porn star pussy than Jon does at this point in the film. He does get to use the sex swing to fuck Warner in her ass, making her even louder than usual. Without explanation, things move inside where still more women wait to rid Jon’s jock. He shortly drops another load all over a pile of female flesh to close things out.
No doubt this is a must see for it’s fresh take on the gang bang angle. One guy and all those beautiful women is something we can all fantasize about, but to actually watch it for three and a half hours is not quite as earth shattering. There are some fine moments, but with this much female talent, the good ones get shuffled off as quickly as the bad ones. Props to Dough for being able to handle the numerous multi-girl scenes and for popping more than his share of jizz all over the waiting faces. Good production values and a one of a kind premise make this tape a must see. It may not be an award winner, but it sure as shit blows away the “World’s Biggest Gangbang” fiascoes.
