Yeah, sorry guys, I know some of you were expecting a full topless shot of me, but all I can say to that is, I’m pretty camera shy, so there’s not much chance that I’d actually be baring some skin for the camera. Unless it was in private and there was no chance the pics would get put on the net. : ) However, I know I DO need to show you guys SOMEthing, so this is what you get. I’ll leave the getting COMPLETELY naked to the professionals.

In any case, to explain the picture better, I was at Porn Star Karaoke one Tuesday night a few weeks ago, and as I was leaving, Gauge asked me to show her my tits. She said she wanted to kiss me goodbye, and since I happen to be quite a bit taller than Gauge, she ended up having to kiss “them” goodbye instead. Which was perfectly fine with me. : ) She did give me a proper kiss on the lips though, so I think she was just being a perv. Then again, aren’t we all?

In unrelated news, I have been working out, and can now bench porn
reviewers singlehandedly.