LITTLE WHITE CHICKS BIG BLACK MONSTER DICKS #6

OVERALL RATING: 4

110 Mins.

Jake Steed Productions

DIRECTOR: Jake Steed

THEMES: Interracial Sex, Big Cocks

CONDOMS: None Noted

2000 (4/00)

STARS: Mazzie Paige, Asia, Cassie, Eve, Berry, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Byron Long.

REVIEW:

Since this is a featured line on rogreviews.com this month, my feelings on Jake Steed’s interracial series have been repeated enough that I shouldn’t have to go over them again. He has been shooting some really good sex of late, especially for guys who like watching chicks take on big cocks. (Or if you totally dig the black on white thing.) On the negative end, the audio track is often muddled with monster noises and women screaming. Worse for many people, is the overall attitude that black men run around attacking white women. I still say this is mostly tongue in cheek, but the more I watch, the more I wonder how far Jake is going to take this aspect of his line. (Actually, I’m a little surprised that some of the guys still agree to do these movies given the way they’re portrayed on the box covers.) The more these videos revolve around this aspect, the less erotic they are.

Jake comes out of the closet in his monster persona, actually rapping about wanting to get white pussy. (He actually comes off like a retarded Bill Cosby doing a really bad rap.) When Mazzie dials the wrong number, Jake quickly convinces her that her friend is in the shower and to come on over. He ambushes her when she comes in and Mazzie gives the requisite “Do what you want, just don’t hurt me.” Does this pseudo-rape stuff really make these videos better? Mazzie has a pretty cute, college girl face and an average body with a rather bad tat near her pussy. She can’t get much of Jake’s cock into her mouth, but she gets it nice and wet while gripping the base and giving decent eye contact. She leans back and just sort of lies there while he fucks her. When Stacy Donovan used to do this, people called her a dead fuck. Shall we assume that Mazzie is also a DF? When she gets on top, there is no more energy than before. She closes her eyes, holds her mouth open, barely makes a sound and has Jake doing all the work. Look, if he’s too fucking big for you to enjoy the sex, then don’t fucking do the scene. (And Jake, don’t hire chicks who can’t take it, it make for lame porn.) Too bad, because other than a hideous tat on the small of her back, Mazzie is actually pretty cute. Mazzie takes her facial with absolutely no energy. This is one of the worst scenes in this series to date.

Pretty little Asia comes to the door delivering Chinese food to Lexington Steele and Jake. They invite her to stay a while and watch while she plays the piano. (A chick named Asia playing the piano before being fucked by two black guys? A message perhaps?) They drag her into the bedroom, though it hardly seems necessary. Asia offers no resistance at all. She has smallish tits, with a scar on the side of one of them. (From what?) As she starts sucking both dicks, Asia already shows more energy than the first girl, making it a better scene from the start. She could give some more eye contact, but does nice work with her hand as she works the head into her mouth. As least she looks like she’s having a good time. Jake throws her on the bed and starts slamming into her pussy. Since he isn’t going all the way in, he can build up some speed while Lex jerks off into Asia’s mouth. I like the way she really works hard to get her small lips around his head and later his balls. They bring Byron Long in on the fun and his cock really stretches her mouth. After being so well fucked, Asia takes three loads on her tight lipped face.

Cassie and Eve get snatched off the street and taken in for some monster dick action. Their screaming is more annoying that disturbing, but that ends when Jake and Lex put dicks in their mouths. I really dig Cassie and the other chick isn’t too bad either. The girls switch partners in mid blowjob, letting Cassie get a taste of Lex while Eve works on Jake with some good wrist action. Since Jake is the director, he gets to keep Cassie to himself. Her tits seem to have deflated since the last time I saw her, but she still has a very nice body and a great look in her eyes when she’s working a hard dick with her hands and mouth. Eve is quite vocal as Lex pounds her, but Cassie looks like she’s having a bit of trouble with the size. Maybe that’s just her addition to the scene, it’s hard to tell. Once she’s on top, the little whines continue, but she’s bouncing up and down like a champ. Jake, PLEASE don’t cut away from Cassie’s hot pussy to your own face making that stupid monster expression, ever again! Once again everyone switches partners and Eve is face to face with the head monster. Lex really rocks Cassie’s world by stuffing her little pussy. (Do yourself a favor though, turn down the sound. Some dick is having way too much fun with the audio board.) Cassie plays with her pussy while the guys double team Eve. This may be the best scene of the movie sexually, but “The fly” background noise has got to go. Great shot at the end of Cassie sucking Jake and passing his dick to Eve who is being fucked by Lex. Eve tries anal from Lex, but it doesn’t get very far and the look on her face isn’t not sexual rapture. At last, both guys unload on their faces. Jake leaves them plastered and Cassie’s expression is priceless.

When one of Jake’s friends has his sixtieth birthday, they give him a present. It’s some which chick in the closet with a sock in her mouth. The soft, mousy chick doesn’t say a word before dropping to her knees and sucking his old rod. This chick shows all the enthusiasm of a garden slug as she opens her mouth for dick. Even if the sight of an average looking chick with a stuffed mouth works (which is does at times here) the three guys growling and the old guy spanking himself desperately trying to get hard just kills the wood. Lex fucks her from behind and cums rather quickly on her face. She looks like she is seriously going to cry. Somehow they get a cock in her ass and her pussy, but there is no pleasure from her at all. If I want to watch chicks not having a good time, I’ll rent an Ed freaking Powers movie. If I want to watch chicks in pain, I’ll rent a Max Hardcore movie. This scene is really awful.

For the first time in a while, the stupid background audio and Jake’s monster mugging aren’t the biggest problem in this movie. Instead, it suffers from terrible casting. If you’re going to make a movie that revolves around chicks handling big dicks, why not cast women who can handle or maybe even LIKE size? The last girl, Berry looks ready to cry at any moment and anyone who finds that sexy needs to deal with that on their own. Mazzie is a cute girl, but has zero energy in her scene. Asia was better, giving a pretty nice scene. Cassie is a girl I really like, but she plays up the whining a bit too much. I have really praised this series as one of the best interracial lines on the market. I still say that in spite the lame monster shit, it’s the bored chicks that make things such a mess here. Come on Jake, I expect better from this series.