ASS QUEST #3
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OVERALL RATING: 7
112 Mins
DIRECTOR: Chris English
Sin City
THEMES: Anal Sex, Euro-babes
CONDOMS: None Noted
2001
3/01
STARS: Christal, Angel, Nikki Montana, Christina Bella, Anita Paris,
REVIEW:
Butt fucked Euro-sluts may not be the greatest thing in the world, but they are way up there on a list of things that make the porn world go around. Chris English likes his Euro-chicks well fucked and/or with stuff running down their face as they walk the streets. When I reviewed some of his public cum movies, some people got their panties in a bunch, questioning the legitimacy of the pops. I doubt anyone will bother to question whether or not the hot babes in this video actually get fucked in the ass. Just to make sure, I will be watching closely for things like stunt butts, trick photography or prosthetic anal cavities. If I have to watch each scene three times, just to be sure, that’s what I’ll do. (Is that dedication or what?)
We start, of course, with hot blonde Euro-meat. Christal is a Russian chick and Angel is Hungarian, They are joined by a couple of guys who have some bad intentions for their nicely shaped posteriors. Hakan gets most of the attention, lying back and letting the girls take turns kissing his mouth and sucking his dick. It takes a while for things to settle down in this scene, before it really finds a good rhythm, but once it does, everything looks fine. The girls are pretty, not overly enthusiastic, but far from dead fucks. The anal is well shot, even when Hakan has to go slowly with one of the girls. Maybe my expectations from Chris English are just high, but this scene goes on too long and is really just a tick above average on the heat scale. There is a decent facial, but the rest is only so-so.
Nikki Montana is a Czech girl who is hot to cheat on her boyfriend. Hakan chats her up on a bridge, starts kissing her and offers her a willing cock to plug her horny ass. Going for a bit of semi-public sex, she gets down and sucks his cock. Sure the lighting is a dim, but come on, they’re fucking in public and that’s hot. Hakan takes her home, bends Nikki over his couch and starts licking her crack. In better light, her blowjob looks even better than the one outside. Nikki looks fantastic curled up at his feet sucking away happily, however, Hakan has other things in mind and hauls her into a chair to bang her pussy. She gets a few seconds of riding to warm up, then it’s onto her back, knees to her tits for the real fun. That shaved slit gets a real work out, but it’s Nikki’s ass that is the main course. We get another great oral segment as she moves from vag to anal. Finally, Hakan just goes postal on her tight little ass, pumping it so full of prick she looks ready to explode. I don’t know why this chick’s boyfriend isn’t fucking her, but it’s a good thing for Hakan and the audience that she’s been deprived of dick for so long. Great facial to close out a wonderful scene. Now that’s more like it.
Kristina Bella is a pretty nineteen year old brunette with gorgeous eyes, a nice smile and a corn fed (TM Voyager) bod that jus won’t quit. She prances around, showing off for a bit. When the cocks finally come in, Kristina happily takes one in her mouth and another in her pussy from behind. In no time at all they have her lap riding and double stroking a pair of cocks. (and if ass jiggling gets you off, her backfield is definitely in motion.) The guys do not treat her gently, fucking the shit out of her holes in every position they can find. Kristina takes cock with utter joy. Not ever angle is overly flattering for this girl, but her meaty thighs give the guys something to hold onto when they’re banging her ass. They eventually find a way to hold her down long enough to slip two cocks into her, bringing serious squeals from the pretty brunette. After servicing them so well, she happily opens her mouth for shot after shot of hot sticky cum. The facial shots alone on this scene are enough for me to recommend the whole movie. Kristina is left covered in goo and still she’s looking for more.
Anita Paris is the last girl in the movie. This Romanian blonde is better looking from a bit of a distance. Her face isn’t nearly as impressive as her big rack, but she’s definitely do-able. She is taken inside, starts sucking cock and talking about how she wants five boys to come and fuck her. In come a small group of guys and nasty Anita is off to the races. With a circle of hard cock to keep her busy, Anita loudly sucks while double jerking a pair of the other dicks. This girl is a stone cold freak and really, really gets into sucking this whole group of guys. This scene should have been at the start of the movie. Tit lovers are going to go crazy watching her rack flop all over the place as she pogos up and down, letting guys beat her rack with their cocks. Below the waist, Anita is carrying a little bit of extra weight, but when she’s being DP’d this hard, who notices? Now, when she starts riding RCA, then the belly is really in the shot and it bounces as much as her tits do. I know you guys who don’t like the waif chicks are going to love Anita. I love her tits and her energy is fantastic. After the first guy blows his load all over her face, it stays there until the rest of the dudes have fucked her some more. Those of you into long post pop action will enjoy this because she stays sticky faced for a long time waiting for the guys to all have their turn.
This movie gets better as it goes on. I wasn’t that crazy about the first scene, but if you stick around for the ones near the end, you’ll be quite pleased. The Euro-sluts are pretty good looking and most of them take dick in the backdoor with equal parts ease and glee. I really liked the last two girls for their energy and would have put them at the top of the lineup so people see the hottest right out of the gate, but that’s why I’m a porn critic, not a director.
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