Weekend Mailbag
Into the bag we go…

Razor Writes: Hey Rog,

What’s up man? No talk at all about the NBA Finals? I would have thought that you would be screaming at the top of your lungs after the D took out LA. Where is your NBA take?

Rog Replies:

My take on the NBA Finals? How could I make one? They were over so fast I barely had time to blink before the boys from D-Town took home to trophy. (And props to you D, for not torching too much this year.) There wasn’t much to say. Most everyone knows that I am not part of the purple & gold cult here in SoCal so I didn’t shed too many tears as a younger, faster, hungrier and better team took apart Shaq and the Little Rapist….ummmm I mean, the Little Princess. Detroit just played better basketball. They ran the Lakers into the ground, rebounded like beasts and showed that eight or nine good players can beat two superstars and a bunch of stiffs. It wasn’t always pretty, but no one should have anything but respect for the Pistons and how they played.
Not that I can say much though, my team got pounded to death in the first round by Indiana. It’s time for a new season though. With the Lakers imploding, T-Mac on the move and the draft done, there should be a lot more NBA to talk about if we so choose.
Speaking of the draft, did anyone check it out? There were more Euros than in a Private flick and more high schoolers than a Max Hardcore party. Damn.

Annie Moss Writes:

Hey smartass!!!

Did the negative feedback from your Michael Moore rants finally catch up to you? We haven’t heard you slamming him lately. Perhaps you finally realized that he is telling you the truth you don’t want to hear.

Hey Alanis (Anyone who doesn’t get that pop reference can email and ask me to explain.)
Annie Moss…..with no valid return mail? That’s almost funny. At any rate I have to be careful about Moore. He’s threatened to sue anyone who tries to counter his lies….ummm I mean, his film. (A fact that all of my free-speech supporting friends have let slip quietly by..hmmm.) I can’t really critique Moore’s new movie since I haven’t seen it. Don’t count on a review soon though. I don’t have any plans to see the flick right away. With my movie viewing opportunities cut back lately I am more careful what I see. If it means anything to you though, Moore’s movie is higher on my “must see” list than “White Chicks” or “The Notebook.” I will be picking up my copy of “Michael Moore is a Stupid Fat White Man” on Tuesday. Why don’t you send me your real email address and I’ll let you be the official F911 reviewer for this site. No editing, no censoring. Just step up.

In the interest of fairness I shall balance a Left-Wing kook with someone a bit less angry.

Nelson Writes:
Hey Rog
I know that you are on the Left Coast, but some of us miss your political input. Have you given it up in favor of press releases and those great pictures of porn cuties? I hope not.
Don’t let the bastards get you down.

Rog Replies: Nelson,
I haven’t given up on politics at all. I don’t write as much as I used to on this topic because the negativity and hatred just turn me off. It ain’t easy being the only guy running a porn news/review site who isn’t a Left-Wing nutbar or fake socialist. I could easily counter the bile-filled marching orders copied and pasted from the dncmoveonmichaelmoredemoctrats.comorgnets of the world with similar clippings from counter sites, but why? Why bother? I will just sit back and wait until something moves me to be the voice of reason in this forest of bitter personal attacks, simple-minded name calling and utter crap.
Well that covers the non-porn portion of our email bag. Feel free to send me responses to any of these. I only ask that if you address any of the emailers (Even Annie) that you do so without personal attacks or mean-spirited junk.
In the meantime, the porn topic for the weekend has to do with my 2004 Top Twenty list. (Posted tomorrow) Any thoughts? Girls rated too high? Too low? Who got snubbed? Drop me a line and we can discuss it all week.