TITS FOR YOU
90 Mins.
Playhouse/Metro
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Big Tits, Fat Girls
CONDOMS: None
2002
2/02
STARS: Agnes, Aniko, Brigit, Tina, Monika, Richard, Feher, Sandor, Santana
REVIEW-
I’ve never seen a Playhouse movie before, but they are nicely packaged European imports distributed by Metro here in the States. The focus on this one is pretty clear from the title and the shots on cover. We are promised some of the biggest, natural tits Europe has to offer. If you love big tits, and I know a lot of you do, then this looks like a non stop thrill ride straight to Tittysville. None of these women are familiar to me, so the ID’s may be shaky but at least we’re going to see plenty of new meat. Especially plentiful in the beast area apparently.
Monika is up first and if she is any indication as to what we can expect, then this movie is beyond just a big tit flick. She does have huge jugs. In fact, when she lies on her back, it looks like she has three heads. The rest of her is just as big though so be ready for some serious gut and butt flapping. After showing off for a few minutes, Monika get on her knees in the center of the bed. In comes a guy and she starts hungrily sucking his cock. Maybe it’s just me, but it would make me nervous sticking anything that could be mistaken for a hot dog near the mouth of a woman who so clearly loves to pack away the fatty foods. He rolls her over onto her side and it’s going to take a forklift to get her back up. From there, he fucks her shaved pussy while the camera focuses mainly on those two melons she has stacked in front of her face. You know. I hate this word, but Monika is fat, so watching her ride or get done from behind is something that only a chubby chaser or tit fetishist can really enjoy. In the end, he fucks her huge tits and shoots a big load all over them.
Tina is a cuter blonde who also has huge tits but isn’t quite as large all over. She is still a log bigger than you normally see in porn but that doesn’t stop her date from going crazy when he sees her funbags. They both suck her nipples for a while and then the guy goes down on her. He is already hard and ready to start fucking her tits. Nice tit fucking that leads to some energetic cock sucking from our curvaceous blonde. Riding cock is not the most flattering position for this babe either, but she is a step up from the first. There is lots of tit play during the sex and a lot of shots of her boobs swaying, bouncing and being fondled. She opens wide and takes his shot right in the mouth.
Agnes is even cuter still with smaller breasts and a less robust frame. She’s still a big girl to be sure, but in clothes she looks pretty good. Her man likes her just the way she is and sucks on those tits before putting her on the floor to blow him. She gives a decent enough blowjob before being bent over the kitchen counter. Not messing around, he shoves his cock up her ass and makes her squeal. They move to the floor where she rides him in reverse cowgirl, shaking those tits as her puss get filled. They do more bent over sex which does make her tits hang low, but does the same for her belly. This is pretty dreary sex and ends with a forgettable facial.
Christine has some frizzy looking hair to go along with her curvy frame. She is probably the tightest girl so far, and still has tits big enough for her to suck. After some tit play tease footage, she is given a dick to suck. It’s a long thing member that fits far too easily into her mouth. When he has been sucked, the dude sits down, lets Christine straddle him and holds her pussy open while she fucks him with her ass. In this position and then in spoon (which is back to vag) she plays with her tits a lot, putting on a show for the core audience. They go for some face paced doggy before finishing up with some tit fucking and blast all over her rack.
Gigi has a pretty face, ridiculously huge tits and falls into that fat category to be sure. She teases while on all fours, letting her boobs hang low and lovingly sucking her own nipples. She keeps up the heavy tit play while sucking some cock, rubbing them against his leg and tasting her nipples in between strokes on his meat. Yes, she is huge, but there is something sexy in the way Gigi sucks dick. While he spoons her, she holds her boobs together and keeps licking them for the camera. He puts her on her hands and knees, and then has her ride him. These positions only work if you get off on huge boobs or really like fat girls. He likes her enough to shoot a load all over her tits.
This is a fetish video for sure. Obviously it’s for guys who like big tits, but it’s also for guys who like really big women. If you like big Euro-chicks with massive tits, then you’re going to love this one. The women were a bit too heavy for me, but the tit action is good. There is a lot of bouncing, fondling and a healthy dose of tit fucking. As a big tit movie, it works, but it’s too niche for me.