The Kelly Kickass Show

OVERALL RATING: 7

102 Mins

Kick Ass Pictures

www.kickasspictures.com

DIRECTOR: Slain Wayne

THEMES: Porn Stars, Comedy

CONDOMS: None Noted

2002

6/02

STARS: Lola, Britney Jade, Meriesa Arroyo, Felix Vicious, Juliana Kincaid, Steve Holmes, Pat Myne, Tony Tedeschi, Jay Ashley, Alex Sanders and Ron Jeremy.

REVIEW-

Every once in a while someone comes along and does something a little different. Of late, it’s more likely than not that anything new is either freak show porn or coming from the people at Kick Ass Pictures. I’m not sure if porn was really lacking a quality talk show hosted by a large puppet, but that’s exactly what the new Slain Wayne project brings us. The lead character is a bottle blonde with big tits, a huge smile and an overly enthusiastic way of talking. How in the world did Vivid not sign her before Kick Ass? She interviews talent and sexy things just seem to follow.

Kelly is talking with Steve Holmes, a German guy who wants to be a porn star. Kelly also has Juliana Kincaid on hand to help test him out. They move right into some fucking that is pretty bland. He gets into a good rhythm fucking her from behind. Other than Kelly making comments along the way, this is a pretty dull scene until he blasts a huge load on her face.

Ron Jeremy is in the green room of the show and gets to play with Felix Vicious. Just about the time he gets his cock out, she is called onto the set. Kelly interviews Felix and has her demonstrate her cock sucking technique on her finger. Ron gets called out and does a full interview and plugs his new line from Metro. Back in the makeup chair, Lola is getting quite worked up by Jay Ashley’s application of powder. She rams his cock to the back of her throat and gives a high energy blowjob. It looks like she might finish him off with her mouth, but makes him earn his pay. After licking her busy, Jay sits back and lets the energetic brunette fuck him silly. Lola power fucks him, showing off her strong thighs and bigger-than-I-remember backside. He rolls her over and pounds away, fucking Lola super hard and giving us one hell of a hot scene. Dropping a big load right into her mouth, Jay finishes everything off well.

Ron is still being interviewed and Kelly has some very embarrassing footage to show the audience. They captured Ron in the cafeteria making a move on the food. Cute little Britney Jade enters and she really wants to be a porn star. Ron is about to score with the hot little blonde, but can’t resist the lure of a salami sandwich. Pat Myne steps into Ron’s place and starts eating the little blonde. Pat hangs her head over the edge of the table and fucks her face until it’s messy with a whole lot of slobber. Turning her over he pounds away from behind. She takes a long ride on his rod and then opens her mouth for a popshot. Is she the next big star? Probably not, but she could sure keep you from getting bored during the commercial breaks during football.

Kelly gets behind the camera and shoots a little gonzo action with her friend Alex Sanders out trolling for chicks. After just a few seconds they find Meriesa Arroyo who gets right to some serious cock sucking. They make the brunette bend over and suck his cock. Kelly shoots up Meriesa’s skirt as Alex backs away, leading her into the house with his Johnson. This girl really goes after cock and delivers one fine looking blowjob. After all this, can she keep up the energy in the fucking? Yeah, Meriesa does a nice fuck scene, getting her shaved slit stuffed by Alex’s little unit. Kelly’s comments get a bit tired, but the action is very good in doggy and she even opens up the ass. Alex pulls out and is very messy with his popshot, covering his new friend’s face and tits with goo.

Since every movie needs a veggie scene (I guess) Lola and Felix start to play with each other. Thankfully this doesn’t last long because Felix sees Tony Tedeschi watching from the wings. This spunky little punk chick gives great looking head with lots of fantastic eye contact. She uses a bit too much drool in the long run, but it’s hard to fault a girl who is just being enthusiastic about her duties. When Tony is good and ready he lets Felix mount him and pump her pussy on him in reverse cowgirl. (Great angle of the action here by the way.) He watches her pump for a while before moving behind to doggy Felix. A short mish and a long spoon follow as Felix prepared to have her face covered in man mustard.

I’m not sure if the porn world is ready for a talk show hosted by a puppet, but it was pretty fun for a change. Lola and Felix turn in very hot high energy scenes, putting them a step above the other girls. I also likes Britney, though she and Meriesa are paired with some male talent that just doesn’t allow them to really shine. The puppet has some funny moments, including a little scene with Jeremy at the end of the movie. This is a fun, well shot sex movie that is good for a laugh in between mostly hot sex scenes.