Lock, Cock & 2 Smoking Bimbos
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Lock, Cock & 2 Smoking BimbosOVERALL RATING: 7
90 Mins
Sin City
DIRECTOR: Bud Lee
www.sincityvideo.com
THEMES: Twins
CONDOMS: None Noted
2002
6/02
STARS: Sahsa, Mischa, Beverly Cocks, Amber, Sarah, Cheyne Collins, Jay, Steve Hooper, Justine and David Courtney.
REVIEW-
I’ve always rather enjoyed catchy adult features that spoof of follow mainstream flicks. When the porn in question gets inspiration from a quirky mainstream flick, I’m even more interested. Anyone who saw “Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels” knows that the dialog and plot twists were well worth an eight dollar movie ticket. Will Bud Lee’s movie bring some of that magic to the world of X? It’s always hard to say without seeing a flick, but the trailers for this one have been very interesting. Sin City even opened a web site just for this flick. With the beautiful twins playing the lead we know that we’re going to have plenty of eye candy, but I can’t speak for the rest of the girls. I also don’t know how much dialog the twins will be given so it’s all very much up in the air. The story is told through the eyes of an underworld figure who leads us through the plot.
He opens by telling us that it’s hard to find the kind of women he really needs to keep his clients happy. While he describes the necessary qualities in voice over, we watch a busty blonde with a curvy ass strip down to her undies for a lucky client. When she is naked, the hard working girl removes all of his clothes and gets busy sucking cock. After the simple blowjob, she faces the camera, mounts his dick and starts riding. Her energy is pretty decent and the single position vag is followed by anal spooning and then some more butt action in mish. Other than a gape, this is standard stuff and rather ordinary in every regard. She strokes his load onto her face, capping a technically solid though forgettable opening scene.
The twins come into the story as potential members of his team. He needs to see them in action so Cheyne Collins gets to play guinea pig. He has one twin on either side of him and that’s just about the most fun a guy can have. I’m not even going to try and tell these two apart. One gets on the desk to be licked while her sister knees to suck his cock. The lighting for this scene could be better, but the eye candy factor is very high. Several minutes of this action gets a bit tedious and is followed by a super hot double blowjob. The twins pass his cock back and forth and give us a great show. As one gets fucked, the other sits and masturbates nearby. The twin thing really works in a scene like this and both Sasha and Mischa have good energy to go along with their great looks. All of the action in this scene seems to drag on way to long. He bends one of them over the desk and fucks her forever, then rolls her over for another long time. To make matters worse, after not cutting some of this short, we watch them cut away from the popshot almost before Cheyne finishes shooting his load all over some twin tits.
Following another dirty deal we watch as a slightly rough looking blonde gets busy with one of our lead character’s associates. This busty babe stays very quiet and still as he licks her pussy. She gives petty decent looking head, sucking the tip, stroking the shaft and even licking the balls a little. When she rides him facing the camera the energy gets better and she actually does a lot of the work. The best looking footage comes in doggy when he slams away and makes her ass jiggle with every stroke. This time the camera stays put as he shoots a load all over her face and outstretched tongue.
Cheyne has to bring home a diamond to the boss, but he’s having a really hard time concentrating on the task at hand. He takes a pretty girl down to the beach and can’t keep his hands off her firm young body. With the waves crashing right behind him, he buries he face in her crotch and licks her clit. When she returns the favor, the cute girl lets her hair hand down too much and we really don’t get a good look at the cock sucking. The action is captured better when Cheyne starts fucking the young tramp, banging away from behind for several minutes as she moans. I like this chick’s legs so the spoon footage looks great to me and gives the best combination of tight and long shots. He pulls out and shoots a big load all over her flat little belly.
While Cheyne is busy boosting the diamond, the twins are busy at poolside. They keep the guy distracted in a most appealing way. They each take their shot at sucking him off and from the looks of things, both girls know how to keep a man happy. One starts riding his face while the other is busy stuffing her cunnie with cock. As before, the twins take turns fucking and watching the action. Doggy is great for this because we get the eye candy of one masturbating twin while the other lets her perfect tits sway to the beat of the invading prick. My favorite shot is the mish though because damn these girls look good with their legs up in the air. The guy ends up shooting on their tits. (Maybe the girls just aren’t up for facials.)
The story ends here with a part two obviously in the works. Cheyne’s double cross didn’t work and he’s going to be sent back to the guy he ripped off for some serious attitude adjustment. With all of the build up and the decent story, the best reason to watch this movie is still the twins. They pop up in two scenes and these are by far the best of the movie. The whole story is told by one character which actually works this time around. There isn’t a lot of plot here, but the set up for part two is pretty good. I like the way the sex is shot so there are enough strokeable moments to make me want to watch part two.
