Weapons of Ass Destruction
MOVIE TYPE: Wall to Wall
136 Mins.
Evil Angel
www.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Tease, Anal Sex, Toys, A2M
CONDOMS: None
2002
10/02
STARS: Gauge, McKayla Matthews, Belladonna, Trinity, Stacy,
Weapons of Ass Destruction
REVIEW-
Jules Jordan is easily one of the best all-sex directors in porn so it’s not a shock when some very big names want to fuck for him. Belladonna is about as popular as anyone in the business these days and she is on hand for Jules’ latest effort. Gauge has worked in a number of his movies these days and her performances have only strengthened her position as one of the most strokeable chicks in smut. Former Seymore Butts babe McKayla Matthews has decided to start her post Seymore break out with an ass fuck for Jordan. Also on hand is a sexy little babe named Stacy who I have only seen do great things for Jules in the past. With a cast like this, Jordan may well have a contender for best all-sex movie for 2002.
Bella starts out the movie wearing a tight pair of white shorts and fishnet stockings. She shows off her ass and then squats over Jules’ face before letting him start in on her with a table full of sex toys. When he gets a big plug shoved up her ass, he makes her suck his cock for a while. The perfect anal whore, Bella takes a string of anal beads and a huge plug up there before cleaning them off with her mouth. The ass torture continues as Jules fucks her butt with real cock. Bella is certainly one of the porn’s best performers and she does her best to fuck his dick right off. Jules gives us a very interesting angle when he has Bella fucking a dildo on a glass table while he rips her ass. The low angle shots are quite original and impressive. He holds a small glass up under her ass when it’s time to cum and then has her down it like a shot of fine whiskey.
McKayla Matthews is getting ready for her workout and we get to watch her stretch. When she gets on the Stairmaster, he has her pull her tight shorts down to show off her ample ass. They move into the bedroom where her butt gets a good workout from some big toys. McKayla is looking great these days and after her anal warm up, she is set to take on Lee Stone and his monster cock. For some reason he struggles with wood while she sucks, but it gets up in a hurry when he starts fucking her from behind. After a few hard strokes in her pussy, Lee moves to the backdoor and gives the sexy young blonde all the meat she can handle in that tight little hole. For a long time, McKayla has been one of those pretty, girl-next-door types who just wowed us with her anal abilities and her nasty ways. She’s doing that once again here, pulling her legs back as Lee slam fucks her little asshole. He drills her in a very eye pleasing piledriver until she gives him a gaping asshole to shoot his load into. McKayla is back and as hot as ever.
Gauge in a cage, what a concept. Jules has the sexy little babe in a bikini inside of a big cage. He moves the camera around to give us all sorts of tempting angles before finally letting the first guy drop his cock through the cage. There is just enough room inside for Gauge to be on her hands and knees with a dick in her mouth and another in her pussy. There are three guys waiting to fuck her so they have to let her out to get full access to all of her fun parts. Now that she is free to fuck and suck, Gauge turns on the heat and really gives some great head. Now it looks like we’ve got four guys so Gauge is surrounded as she gets anally penetrated in doggy while having her moaning mouth stuffed full of hard dick. The DP footage is very hot as well, with both of her tight holes getting rammed hard face down and then face up. In the latter position, the guys double up in that butthole and really leave Gauge rectally wrecked. All that is left for her to do is take some hot loads in her mouth and rack up another nut busting scene.
Stacy is such a cutie, I can’t even explain why I think she’s so hot, she just is. She watches some porn with Jules and seems to enjoy watching Aurora Snow get her ass opened. Since she liked the idea of so many dicks, Stacy is blindfolded and brought before a circle of cock. She sucks for a while, tosses the blindfold and then really gets down to some serious oral worship. They smack her pretty face with man meat and dive right on top of her as soon as they can. Stacy handles the action well, but still looks like some hot chick you might see working retail at a mall. They give her the full treatment and she’s ready for more. There is some great footage of her being ass fucked in doggy while still feeding on prick meat. Damn this girl is sexy. They DP her which is very hot and then add a little double vag to the fun. Stacy even likes it a little rough, letting Everhard slap her face just a bit. The double anal doesn’t do much for me, but they start painting that cute face with cum and the scene closes in perfect fashion.
Trinity is the last girl in the movie and she’s a lot better looking on screen than she looked on the cover. Jules has her walk around the house with her butt hanging out of her jeans before changing into her scene outfit. There is more great tease footage as we get to enjoy her nineteen year old body. Jules keeps Trinity for himself, brining her inside so she can sit on his face. I like the way she shows off her ass, but that big tat is really distracting. She likes having her butt played with and then filled with toys. While she cleans one off, Jules shoves a new one into her young, tight anus. Eventually he goes ahead and puts his own dick back there, filling her pussy while a string of anal beads is in her butt. They take a break to let her suck for a while and Trinity does a decent job with her mouth. She’s not Gauge or McKalya, but I wouldn’t turn her down if she was offering free head. It’s time for her ass to get fucked and Trinity looks good bent over with her cheeks presented for penetration. Great energy and a nice looking body help make this scene worthy of the others. Jules has a good time rooting around in her teenage ass, but saves a big load for her pretty face.
Chalk this one up as another solid effort from Jules Jordan. The tease sequences are absolutely top notch and the action is hot from start to finish. Personally the sex is a bit too anally oriented for my taste. I love watching a hot chick get fucked in the ass, but some of the scenes feel like they need more pussy penetration before moving on to the A. Obviously those of you who prefer straight to the A action will dig this. Gauge does a really hot scene as always, but is joined by McKayla and Stacy for a trio of excellent scenes. Three brilliant scenes is always enough to carry a movie and this one has some solid back up as well. “Weapons” is not the best we’ve seen from Jordan, but it’s another heavy hitter to add to the Evil Angel arsenal.
