Girls of the Very Big 8

MOVIE TYPE:

105 Mins.

Video Team

DIRECTOR: Jonathan Morgan & Alex Sanders

THEMES: College Girls

CONDOMS: None

2002

8/95

STARS: Anna Malle, Michaela Adkins, Annabelle Dayne, Cali Cataine, Missy, Jonathan Morgan & Alex Sanders.

REVIEW-

It really is kind of fun to go back and watch these movies now that they are on DVD. I can remember waiting for the next one to come out just to see which NCAA athletic conference they would lampoon next. This one is one of the best, though I still think that Girls of the Packed 10 is the best of the lot. It’s also kind of fun to go back and poke fun at Morgan and Sanders. Their rap before scenes, their swagger and the fact that they list themselves before the female talent on the box make it so damn easy. I would make fun of Alex’s clothes and hairdo, pointing out dated they are, but he still looks the same. That’s not funny, it’s just damn sad. We can also snicker at the “Very” in the title since these two guys together may have 8 in their pants. OK, ok, enough. I know that you guys just want to see Anna Malle and Missy so I’ll shut up. (Something we will be screaming that Jon and Alex to do before long.)

Morgan goes on the first hunt and finds Anna sitting in the shade, reading a book. She looks pretty good in her tight shorts and top. She is new to the school, so Jonathan puts on his best moves. Anna’s hair is a bit big, but her body is slamming and we all know what she can do when the scene starts. When they get back to his place, he does the whole massage thing and that gets her out of her top. This leads to her pants coming off and her nipple ending up in his mouth. It’s funny how these things always work out. I was never big on Anna’s tats, but her tan lines are sexy and you have to love the way her eyes roll back in her head as Jonathan licks her twat. She gives a pretty good blowjob, although it won’t go down as one of her best, and then mounts his lap to take a ride. Since she has a really great ass, the tight shots of this are pretty damn hot. They move into mish and she hooks her ankles on his shoulders. Jonathan bangs away and shoots his load right into her mouth. Not the greatest Anna scene ever, but it was pretty well put together.

Alex finds a cute little blonde (Cali Cataine) sitting on a bench. She is just out of high school and is checking out the campus. He offers to show her around a bit. Oddly enough they end up back at his place and after some lame talk of majors and her future goals, they make out. Cali is pretty cute, with long blonde hair, a thin body and a pretty curvy butt. Her blowjob isn’t bad, though she has to add a lot of lube to keep him wet. Alex returns the favor, eating her from behind so we get a good view of that fine ass. (Hers, not his.) After slapping on some more lube, he fucks her from behind. This girl isn’t going to wake the neighbors with her cried of joy, but she does pick up the energy when it’s her turn to take a ride. They hurry through reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and end in mish with a pop onto her tiny tits.

Morgan’s next find is the prettiest girl of the bunch, Missy. It’s nice to get a good look at her this early in her career. Missy really is beautiful and is built for all sorts of fun. Jonathan lays on his usual lines, asks about her major and tries to make her laugh. You know what’s sad about these lines? Morgan and Sanders use them as dialog, but Ed Powers actually talks like this. She is a psych major so when they get back to his place, Morgan lies down and lets her ask some questions. Pointless mugging aside, we do get to look at Missy in her boots, long skirt and casual blouse. He finally gets her top off and sucks her perfect tits. That earns him a blowjob and we can see why Missy did so well. She sucks his cock like she’s in love with it, taking it slowly to the base and licking up the shaft. Missy slides off her panties and mounts his lap. I can’t decide which shots I like best in this position, the butt shots or the front angle that shows off her tits and her pretty face. She easily has the best energy of any girl in this movie and for those who enjoy boots, the beautiful blonde even keeps hers on as Morgan fucks her. Her body looks great in doggy and in mish so they switch back and forth, finally closing with a good shot right on her pretty face. This may be the best scene from any of the “Girls of” movies.

Alex must be studying for his midterms, because Jonathan takes the next girls as well. The attractive brunette (Michaela Adkins I believe) has glasses and actually looks like she might be walking around a college campus somewhere. I like her smile and the glasses really add to her already pretty face. I’m to the point where I am ignoring the pre-scene chat and just waiting to see this cute thing shed her clothes. She takes off her glasses when her face gets up close with his cock, but I think we can forgive her after watching her devour his balls. Jon lets her suck him deep for a long time before bending her over for a fast fuck. Some of the tight shots aren’t that well lit, but the overall look of the scene is good. He puts her on the desk for some good looking mish, but have to move to the floor for the real pussy pounding action. I love her energy and her body, but it’s the jizz streaked face that make the highlight reel.

Alex is back, hanging out near the school gym in his parachute pants and something-to-prove tank top. Annabelle Dayne is looking for cheerleading practice, so Alex sweeps in and takes her home. She’s a bit of a let down after the last two girls but easily falls for his lines. Annabelle gets down and sucks his cock, looking a bit lost at times, but handling what he’s got just fine. With an average face and body, this blonde doesn’t do much to improve her status with a rather lackluster performance through the scene. There are some nice looking shots with her ass high in the air as he pounds her from behind. He bends her over for some hard mish and pulls out for the pop. After some pretty good scenes, this one really is totally forgettable.

Watching Morgan and Sanders mug their way through five more pick ups is pretty painful, but there are some good scenes in this one. Anna Malle is not at her best, but she is still plenty hot. Michaela is an attractive girl who is a lot of fun to watch. Some of the other girls are pretty flat and only average looking at best, but there is one girl who needs to be discussed again. Missy looks fantastic and gives the best scene of the movie. It is easy to see how she ended up such a big star. She is one of the best girls to ever come through this porn version of higher education and it’s worth picking up this disc just to check her out.