Weapons of Ass Destruction 2
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
140 Mins.
Evil Angel
www.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Toys, A2M
CONDOMS: None
2003
4/03
STARS: Taylor Rain, Gauge, Jessica Darlin, Catalina, Bella Maria, Erik Everhard, Manuel Ferrara, Tony Ribas, Brian Pumper, John Strong, Mark Wood, Arnold & Jules Jordan.
REVIEW-
In this time of war, isn’t it nice to know that the people in Porn Valley have their own way of keeping the peace. While peace in the Middle East may be an elusive goal, Jules Jordan is going to make sure that a bunch of porn chicks get a piece shoved right into their middle ass. There are no biological or chemical weapons hidden here, but just in case the guys in the movie are doing to conduct a search so thorough that it will make the UN inspectors turn green with envy. No orifice remain unexplored and no hole will go unplugged. Seasoned prick cushions like Jessica Darlin and Gauge will have their legendary status tested. Fresh faced cutie Taylor Rain will have her horizons expanded along with her sphincter. Even Catalina, who has learned from Max Hardcore how to be the perfect little fuck-Muppet, will learn how to take as much as she possibly can in this second installment of Jordan’s contribution to peace and freedom for the entire planet.
Jules shows up at a hotel room with a suitcase full of merchandise. Inside the case, he’s got the ultimate pint sized prick pleaser, Gauge. Within moments she is out of her clothes and working her hardest to please John Strong, Mark Wood and Arnold. Her body is perfect, but watching her take dick in her mouth you see just how valuable she can be to a room full of guys. Her lips stretch to take Out come the toys and her little ass swallows beads and other such instruments. Since they have her ass all warmed up, the guys put it to work right away. She bounces her petite frame down until her ass is stuffed with two more dicks to keep her mouth busy. Moving on to DP, the guys find a way to fill all three holes at once. The best footage comes when she bends back with her feet behind her shoulders so that her back door can get slammed. The guys shoot in and around her asshole, letting Gauge push it out before getting back into the suitcase for easy storage.
Taylor looks fantastic in her short skirt and white top. Jules has her do a little self taste test on her ass before she strolls in to take on Tony Ribas and Manuel Ferrara. They find her quite appealing and delicious as well. Manuel sits back and lets her suck his fat cock while Tony tries her from behind. Two big dicks might be too much for some girls, but this pretty brunette matches them stroke for stroke. She gets into reverse cowgirl and spreads her legs wide while being pounded from below. This leaves her pussy wide open for a second rod. They pound the living shit out of Taylor and she takes every inch with glee. Both guys shot big load all over a glass table and watch while Taylor licks it up. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this pretty girl do such a hot scene.
Catalina is no stranger to filthy anal scenes, but she is sporting a few new toys for this one. I don’t think I’ve seen the new boobs on this little fuck toy, but they go well with her somewhat fuller backside. She looks really good, but for some reason the tease footage takes a freak show turn. Jordan has her load her ass up with milk and expel it three times. Once that is over, she crawls around with a buttplug up her ass. With the initial play over, Catalina starts working on a pair of hard cock. This young girl has no shame and happily shares her holes with the dudes. Mark and Arnold play pick-a-hole for a while before settling in to DP her for a while. Catalina just looks into the camera like she could fuck a dozen more just like them and barely flinch. As a reward for her hard work, she gets two big loads of cream fired right at her smiling face.
Jessica Darlin’s most recent comeback has been a good one. She looks as hot as ever and seems to fuck with even more energy than we were used to. Jessica teases for a bit before sitting on Brian Pumper’s face. Jules gets in on some of the action as well, letting Jessica work back and forth between his cock and Brian’s huge black rod. The sexy blonde kneels between the two guys and gives a super hot double blowjob before offering her pussy up. Pumper takes her from behind, filling that twat with long strokes while Jules keeps getting blown. They switch places for a while as Jess rides his bock, but she is anxious to try Brian up her ass. She takes him deep while on her back, then lets the guys take turns with some anal access from behind. Ever the anal queen, Jessica takes both of them at once, working each cock like she’s never had it so good. Another nicely shot double facial follows, capping perhaps the best scene of the movie.
That leaves us with Bella Maria for the final scene. She does her teasing by the pool, with a whole lot of hot talk as she shows off her thick ass and big tits. Inside the house, she pulls out those big hooters and strolls around the house looking for strange cock. She finds Erik Everhard and puts a blindfold on him. After giving him an enticing table dance, Bella gets his cock wet with her mouth. It slides easily into her pussy and now she’s ready to really rock. Bella shows great enthusiasm as he pounds up into her, making her tits bounce and bringing screams of pure lust from her full lips. She likes it in the ass so Erik bangs her hard from behind. This foul talking girl takes everything he’s got and just wants to taste her ass in between positions. They trade cum shots, with Erik shooting in her mouth and Bella spraying squiring all over the place.
There are some really good scenes in this movie. In fact, Bella’s was the least enjoyable for me and it was still pretty fucking hot Jessica Darlin and Gauge are just on fire. Their scenes are fantastic and they both look like they could keep fucking all day and still want more. Taylor’s DP is about as hot a scene as you will see from this gorgeous young creature. As always, the scenes are crisp, well shot and the heat is high from start to finish. Of course, this is just what we expect from Jules Jordan so we can’t be too surprised.