Fetisha: Hardcore Pantyhose
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Fetisha: Hardcore Pantyhose
OVERALL RATING: 1
82 Mins
Astral Ocean
DIRECTOR: Uncredited
THEMES: Pantyhose, Solo, Amateur
2003
3/03
STARS: Tiana Lynn, Reese, Caitlin, Adrianna, Alicia Rhodes, Scotti Andrews, Mr. Marcus, Randy Spears, Joel Lawrence & Dick Delaware
REVIEW:
This should be really interesting. Most of the Astral Ocean titles I’ve reviewed have been a bit too fetish oriented for me to really enjoy. This one is actually a pure fetish tape, or at least more so than the norm. Personally, I don’t care if a woman is wearing pantyhose or not. It doesn’t turn me on or off, so I’m sure I’m not in the target audience this time around. On the other hand, if the action is good and the girls are hot, it’s not going to turn me off. There is no cast list with this movie and is looks like many of them might even be amateur babes, so good luck trying to keep up without a scorecard.
The first girl is a decent looking brunette with natural tits, pantyhose covering her lower body and tan skin. She lies in bed and slips her hose down to get a toy up around her pussy. It’s too big to go all the way in, so she leaves it half way up her snatch and uses a vibrator on her clit to get the job done.
The next scene is between a couple on a couch. They look a bit older and she is giving him a footjob with her hose covered toes. The camera just stays right there on his dick and her feet as she works him to a semi-stiff state after several minutes. Eventually she replaces her toes with her mouth and very low-energy blowjob. Occasionally she looks up at the camera, but this just ends up looking like a low-end homemade scene. He takes her from behind which at least brings the hose back into the shot for those people jonesing for that aspect. There isn’t even a popshot in this one.
We go back to a couch for repeat of the last scene. The woman has lighter hose this time and the guy’s dick is harder from the start. Ahh, this is a mess. It cuts back and forth with no sense of reason and no real heat. Watching guys with limp dicks get rubbed by chicks’ feet just doesn’t really work for me. Maybe it plays better to the fetish crowd, but I’m lost.
The same girl shows up in the kitchen, bent over in pantyhose showing off a hip tattoo while a guy pumps her. She turns around to suck his cock, but that just shows us that this is a stationary camera with things not quite perfectly framed. They fuck for a while with no real finish.
There is a pretty nice solo scene as a blonde rubs her pussy through her panties. She’s got some mid-thigh high stockings and a silk outfit on. More of this girl would have been good. The next girl isn’t nearly as hot, but her scene is over before we can blink. Things seem to have broken down into a series of short solo clips here with chicks in pantyhose. Yeah, well that is the aim of the movie I guess. It’s mostly amateur looking girls, showing off on the same couch. Some of them interact well with the camera and others don’t. There are some extreme close up shots of some spread pussies for those who like that.
I’m not quite sure who this movie is for. Since I’m not a pantyhose guy myself, I can’t say that the action is not what they’re looking for, but I have a strong feeling that this just isn’t going to cut it. The cuts are grainy amateur looking scenes that don’t always have clear start or finish. Some of the women are cute, others are not. There are footjobs, blowjobs and straight sex as well as the solo action. For my money, the solo stuff is the best we’ve got in this flick, but there isn’t nearly enough of it to make this worth watching.
