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The 2004 KSEXgames with adultdvdempire.com

ENCINO, CA ” Tucked away at a private location in Southern California, the First Annual KSEXgames is set for competition on July 31, 2004. While the event is not open to the public or for admission of the fans, www.adultdvdempire.com and www.KSEXradio.com will release the edited footage mid-August in the form of Video On Demand and quite possibly on DVD.

Billed as a “Non-Foo Foo” style competition [meaning all real events] not scripted or staged, the KSEXgames will pit popular adult production companies against each other, using their contract or popular identifying stars as competitors, labeled as “Sex-a-letes.”

This year’s competition will include Sex-a-letes from Wicked, Adam & Eve, Red Light District, DVSX and Private, who will battle each other for a chance to win the top three prizes–BRONZE [3rd Place], SILVER [2nd Place] or GOLDEN SHOWER [1st Place].

Jennifer Steele [www.JenniferSteele.com] will begin the event with the ceremonial torch run, although Jennifer will be naked and the torch will be a flaming dildo. Next a hot adult star will sing the national anthym and following a few rules announcements, it’s time to rumble!

When competition begins, there will be FIVE events where Sex-a-letes from each team compete against each other either head to head for elimination or timed events such as the Nipple & Slide event.

“In the Nipple & Slide competition, the ladies get a running start and then dive onto a slip and slide, get to the end where a dildo and condom will be waiting,” KSEX Program Director, Wankus said. “Then they have to unwrap the condom and put it on the dildo correctly, at which point the clock will be stopped.” The top three times will win that event.

Asked about other events in the KSEXgames Wankus said, “We have a Tug-of-Whore competition where two Sex-a-letes from each team play a simple game of tug of war but in the center is an inflatable pool. The first team to get the front girl from the other team [or both girls] into the pool, wins that round.”

Of the events left, a Beach Ball/Volleyball style game will be played with two ladies topless from each company going head to head on a much smaller court and with short games only to 7. This is another elimination style event.

There is also a Topless Potato Sack Race, relay style where two girls on the same team line up across the field from one another and as one girl reaches the first finish line she must exchange bags with the other who must be the first to race back and cross the final finish line. Referring to the size of her breasts, Wicked contract star and new KSEX Porn Jockey, Stormy Daniels said, “They [Wicked] got me competing in this event. I’m going to bruise my face or get a black eye!”

The final event of the day will be the inflatable pool “Bitch Fight”! A wrestling match that is not scripted or pre-planned. A battle to the 3-count between porn stars who aren’t afraid of breaking a nail. Wankus said, “This event has me excited and scared all at the same time. Gauge is playing for DVSX. I don’t think there is any other girl in the competition who can compete with her ‘fighter attitude’. We will have a no punch, slap, scratch, kick or hair pull rule, but I’m thinking Gauge will prevail before she even steps in the ring.”

As a result of the fact that these are “REAL COMPETITIONS”, KSEX and adultdvdempire will have first aid personnel standing by for skinned knees and minor bruises although it’s anticipated that the day will fly by smoothly, without incident.

Adult legend, Ginger Lynn and funnyman, Quasarman will be the hosts of the KSEXgames, doing all the play-by-play while along the sidelines, fans will see interviews with Sex-a-letes hosted by Katie Morgan, Michelle Lay and scattered other KSEX PJs.

Expected release of KSEXgames 2004 is scheduled for Mid-August.

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