Kick Ass Chicks 8: Jessica Darlin

OVERALL RATING: 9-

136 Mins.

Kick Ass Pictures

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DIRECTOR: Compilation

CONDOMS: None

THEMES: Cream Pies, Anal Sex

2003

4/03

STARS: Jessica Darlin, Tye, Mary Carey, Alex Sanders, Talon, Brian Surewood, Julian, Mickey G, Tyler Wood

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REVIEW:

How hot is Jessica Darlin? She landed her own Kick Ass compilation, an honor usually reserved for spanking new babes. Kick Ass likes to find a fresh new girl, shoot her in just about every kind of movie they can and then release these comps for fans who just can’t get enough of a certain girl. (Violet Blue, Cameron etc.) Jessica has already been around porn for a while, starring in balls to the wall movies for Extreme Associates before leaving us for a short break. During her comeback, Jessica has proved to be every bit as hot as when she left. She may not be as new as some of the Kick Ass chicks, but she is still great looking with a body that is still flawless. Factor in the fact that Jessica is one of the most dynamic fucks in porn history and you have one perfect, kick ass slut.

Jessica plays a real estate agent who can’t seem to find a property in Alex’s price range. She looks great in her suit and with her hair pulled back. He helps her with a splinter and that makes her melt right into his arms. Shedding her clothes, Jess shows off her perfect body as she bends over for him. The massage continues until his fingers and tongue hit their target between her legs. He keeps fingering her twat as Jessica drapes her body across his lap and slides her ultra-talented mouth over his rod. The glasses stay on for the blowjob and beyond. Jessica is one of those women who doesn’t seem to have a bad angle. She looks great in top and when she’s taking it from behind, we get a great look at her ass. Alex checks out the back door, slamming into it as her legs flail. After a few A2M shots, she settles in for another hot blowjob and finally takes a really big load all across her face. Licking her glasses clean, she completes a fantastic scene.

In Grrl Power, Jessica takes on a knife wielding killer. It’s amazing how his psychotic tendencies crumble the second he gets his hands on those amazing breasts. He slips off her shoes and starts worshipping her feet. That calms the killer and his him ready to stab Jess with his stiff member instead of a knife. Hit tongue finds her clit and his fingers fill her slit until it’s nice and juicy. Giving one of her trademark blowjobs, Jessica gets his cock wet and really puts on a show. During the all too short blowjob, she flashes great eye contact and looks ready to be fucked. Their vag is OK, but the guy seems to zone out a bit. Jess takes over with some blistering RCA. Her body is perfect for this position ad her hot little ass just swallows hard meat. After he plows her between the cheeks, the turns around to taste herself. During one of these turns, the guy dumps a load right on her mouth and lets the pretty blonde suck out every last drop.

Sweatin It features an oiled up Jessica doing some stretches before Pat Myne gets a chance to check out her goods. The tease footage from this line is great if you like women working out. Once again, it’s all about that perfect body as Jess gets set to be licked by Mr. Myne. Eventually she stops exercising and lets him lick her ass for a while. Since her body is already warmed up, she can really get into the blowjob. Working from her hands and knees, she arches her back and is all movement from head to toe. (How on earth could anyone cut this so freaking short?) Pat gets his love muscle inside of Jessica and tries to get her heart rate up a bit. Once again the scene kicks into high gear as she goes into RCA. (This time with her feet on his thighs.) After the last scene, this one isn’t quite as hot, but still features great anal and a hot facial finish.

Jessica met up with power blonde Mary Carey for a little military themed fuck. Mary orders privates Darlin and Julian to do push-ups. She bends Julian over and spanks him before turning her attention to Jessica. On further orders, they hook up for some very private time on the cot. Julian licks Jessica’s ass and then her pussy while Mary watches and gives pointers. Jessica needs no tips on how to suck a big cock and Mary even seems impressed at how well Ms. Darlin can handle big meat. Taking that big pole in her slit, Jessica rides until his cock glistens with her juices. In her famous RCA pose, Jessica starts slowly, trying to take as much as she can. It takes a while for her to get used to it, but Julian eventually starts thrusting up and just stretching that butthole. He has a really good time working her over and then launches a big nut right on her pretty face. Jessica is still an anal queen and this scene proves it.

There is a veggie scene from Barefoot Confidential and a Five Guy Cream Pie ooze fest to round out the collection. Jessica Darlin looks great in this tape and is back with a vengeance. Any fan of this hot little blonde will want to add the movie to their collection and for those who missed her the first time around, you’ll want to start your trek to Jessica worship with this well-rounded comp.


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