Sex In the Valley

OVERALL RATING: 8+

95 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Robby D

Digital Playground

www.digitalplayground.com

THEMES: Porn, Comedy

CONDOMS: Some Noted

2004

11/02

STARS: Bridgette Kerkove, Jezebelle Bond, Bunny Luv, Angel Cassidy, Anna Belle, Alexis Amore, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade & Alex Sanders

Tanya- Jez B

Mona- Wendy Divine

REVIEW-

Comedy is one of the toughest things to do in film of any kind. In porn it’s nearly impossible to come up with something truly funny. With limited time to set up a story and actors who are often quite limited themselves, a genuinely funny adult movie is about as rare as a natural breasts on a contract girl. Robby D always follows his own beat so we should expect a comedy that is just slightly off-center. This one blends a decent script, self-deprecating porn jokes and some timely sound effects to bring us the rarest of porn creations, a really good X-rated comedy.

Barrett Blade plays a delivery boy who has some serious porn fantasies. Because this is a porn flick, his dreams are going to come true in a way that most delivery boys wouldn’t dare to dream of. He shows up with some groceries and is pulled right through the door to be ushered into a back bedroom. Anna Belle is a birthday girl who is ready to enjoy a gift from her roommate. Not about to correct the mistaken identity, he does a rather ridiculous dance for her. It works though and she attacks him, grinding her naked pussy against his crotch. Pulling his prick from his pants, the pretty girl gives a very enthusiastic blowjob. Anna is a very pretty girl who uses some great tongue action to give us a much better than average feature knob polishing. Diving right into his new role as pussy pleaser, Barrett gets between her pretty thighs and licks that slit like he’s digging for gold. Anna is a very energetic fuck who keeps egging him on as he bangs her. She keeps her legs spread wide and has a huge smile on her face has he goes at it. While she is on top we get some really good ass shots and enough close-ups to see her tight lips stretching around his cock. Barrett saves his load for her pretty face and feeds the birthday girl as she blows out his candle.

The next stop isn’t as good for Barrett, but he keeps plugging away and eventually ends up on a porno set. The scene is being shot by two over the top gay men who just can’t seem to figure out how to shoot a girl on girl scene. Barrett has watched too much porn so he can direct the scene without even trying. That sets off some hot action between Angel Cassidy and the always smoking Bunny Luv. (Who is Robby’s girl off set.) There is a lot of kissing in this scene and plenty of great shots of Bunny’s perfect rack. Eye candy is high in this one and the overall heat isn’t bad if you like veggie stuff.

Apparently every house in the Valley has a porn shoot going on because Barrett hits another one at his next stop. The male talent hasn’t shown up, leaving director Eric Masterson in trouble. Barrett steps in and has some rather comical wood troubles. Dejected, he continues his rounds, ending up, you guessed it, on another porn set. This time Alex Sanders is performing with Bridgette Kerkove. She is making short work of his modest member with her full lips. This time the porn scene works because these two are professionals. Bridgette gets into reverse cowgirl and shows her usual high energy as she fucks. She’s also a little heavier in this movie and the weight looks good around her hips and thighs. (I believe these are different implants as well.) In a movie that has a lot of strange little scenes, this one is a straight forward two position fuck with a load shot right onto Bridgette’s waiting tongue.

After getting some advice from Alex, Barrett is ready to step in on the next set and finish off a scene. Nic Andrews plays the frustrated director who throws Barrett in there with Alexis Amore. The red-hot Latin girl is ready to fuck. She is a very vocal performer who nearly screams as he enters her pussy. This scene does feel a bit rushed after some of the others and that is a shame because Alexis is really smoking in this scene. There is a really funny moment when Barrett is told to fake his pop that even got Mrs. Rog laughing. His real shot is pretty meager, but Alexis takes it on her chin and chest.

Barrett’s big day ends when he goes home with Jezebelle Bond. She is a porn writer who doesn’t respond well when he tries to jump her. Well, she doesn’t respond well at first, but given an extra five seconds of quality time, she is ready to shed her jeans and party. Her pert boobs fit perfectly in his hands, but he wants to go down south for a taste of Jez. Her body looks really good spread open like that. Returning the favor, the pretty brunette does a really nice job sucking his cock until it’s hard enough to slip a condom over the head. She looks back over her shoulder and pushes her ass back to meet his thrusts. They have good energy together as she throws her leg over his shoulder. He’s got a big load saved up for her pretty face and deposits it perfectly.

What makes this movie so funny is that it plays up every porn cliché and manages to make them all fit together. Blade handles most of the dialog and he’s one of the better actors in porn. He does a good job with a genuinely funny script and handles a good deal of the sexual load as well. As always, Robby D has brought something new to the table. The sex scenes flow perfectly and the dialog moves things along nicely. Speaking of the sex, it’s pretty good in most of the scenes. Jezebelle and Anna Belle look great and turn in good performances. Bridgette Kerkove is solid as always and Bunny Luv is still one of the most desirable women working. (Damn her and her veggie-only ways.) In the end, Robby D really has landed one of porn’s great white whales, a movie that makes us laugh and still has something to stroke to.