There’s Something About Jack 9

OVERALL RATING: 9

110 Mins.

DIRECTOR:

West Coast Productions

www.westcoastprod.com

THEMES: Porn, Comedy

CONDOMS: None Noted

2001

5/00

STARS: Candy Kiss, Aiko, Ryan Conner, Dominique, Jack Napier, Lawrence, Kalynn & Mandingo.

REVIEW-

The great office cleaning continues and I’ve found a whole stash of West Coast movies that I bought a few years back. I’m still not on their screener list, but I can’t let this one go without reviewing it. By now most of you are at least somewhat familiar with Jack’s act. He’s this funny, unassuming guy who just likes to have a good time. He also happens to possess one of the biggest dicks in the history of porn. His movies are great fun and also bring together some very cute girls with that monster pole. The interracial action is good and it’s not nearly as mean spirited as some other flicks from the genre. Watching Jack talk about the girls at the start of the movie reminds me that I’ve had an invitation for an interview out to the big guy for about three years. So come on, Jack and WCP, let’s hook something up.

Jack is down in a parking garage practicing his martial arts moves. Aiko comes along and isn’t fooled by his antics. She offers to come up to his place and teach him a few real moves and he is happy to accept her help. When the pretty little Asian doll shows up, Jack tells her that he has injured himself. Luckily she offers to give him a massage. It doesn’t take long for her to notice the bulge in his pants and Aiko comes face to face with that monster meat. Slipping the head into her mouth, the pretty girl goes to work. This girl has gorgeous eyes and looks up at him with her mouth totally stuffed. Her hands-free blowjob looks great even if she never does get more than just the first inch or so between those lovely lips. He leans her back on the bed and gives her a kiss while trying to wedge that thing into her pussy. In rather shot order he is able to give her long, solid strokes. Aiko takes a while to get used to it, but pretty soon she has sweet moans coming from her beautiful lips. When he rolls her over, we get really hot doggy footage as Jack makes it go really deep into this sexy thing. He has her screaming and taking more meat than anyone would think possible. (It has to be just poking at her lungs from this angle.) I love the near-piledriver footage, but for a real treat you have to watch this girl ride that dick. Aiko sits up proudly and pushes her pussy all the way down. He finishes her off by fucking her flat onto the mattress and then dropping a pretty good load right on her gorgeous face. I love this girl, I love this scene, it’s a keeper.

Candy Kiss is out for a walk in a very short skirt. She is lost and asks for directions from Jack and his pal Lawrence. They offer to let her hang out with them and call from their place. Candy is curious about black dick so they whip them out. She starts sucking Lawrence and doesn’t seem totally impressed, but one look at Jack and she is amazed. Candy leans back and does her best to suck him while Lawrence goes probing between her legs. Candy looks really good on her knees working her mouth back and forth between the two guys. Ready for more, she stuffs Jack into her mouth and moans as Lawrence shows the blonde girl just how to take a black cock. It takes her a while to get used to Jack, but in doggy everything fits in just fine. This footage gives way to anal a bit too quickly as Lawrence parts her cheeks. The longer shots in this scene suffer a bit from low light, but when we move in close we get to watch her snug back door stretched by that huge pole. I really like the RCA footage with Candy’s ample thighs spread and her mouth stuffed full of meat. This leaves her open for some serious DP as Jack just wastes her pussy. The cut to the pop is horrible though as we see Candy covered but don’t see the actual shot. Up until that point, the scene was damn not.

Jack gets a job cleaning up a house for a guy. The problem is that this man has a really hot daughter named Dominique who is in a bikini by the Jacuzzi. Even though the man warns Jack to stay away from his little girl, there is no way he can resist when he sees the pretty little thing. Leaning up to the scene, we get some very hot solo of the pretty blonde working her slit. Jack walks on in her with her fingers busy between her legs and curiosity takes over. One look at his cock and she looks ready to both jump on it and run away at the same time. Instead she strokes it gently, barely able to get her fingers around the shaft. It doesn’t fit any more easily into her mouth, but the pretty girl gets points for trying. She strokes the full length of his pole with one hand while playing with her pussy with the other. They move into the water for a wet fuck that seems a bit of a struggle for the young Euro-babe. She gets on top and is able to fit more of his meat into her, giving us a great view during the reverse cowgirl. Jack keeps working her until she has most of him inside of her from above and then from behind. Dominique is great eye candy, but she is also a pretty decent fuck and happily licks the cum from his cock after he blasts on her boobs and face.

We take a break from Jack for a special scene from “Chasing the Big Ones.” This one stars Ryan Conner looking totally delicious and telling us why she loves big cocks. Jack is actually the star of this movie so Ryan is about to get all the big cock she can handle. By the pool, Ryan strips down to her panties, showing off her big tits and of course that ever popular big ass. This tease ends inside when Ryan stuffs a finger up her twat and waits for Jack to get naked. She peels his pants off and has an instant reaction to his dick. Not about to back away from a challenge, she gets his head wet with her mouth before disrobing. That gives us a nice shot of her butt as she 69’s Jack and tries to handle that big stick. He moves her to her knees where we get an even better view of the oral action. All ready to go, she straddles his lap and drops her body down over him. Guys who big her big butt are in for a treat when she gets into a grove in this position. Her ass takes up the shot, but check out how tight her pussy is, gripping his prick with every freaking stroke. The pace picks up in doggy as her pussy gets used to being rammed. Somehow she manages to take him in the ass as well, holding her cheeks open and lets him thoroughly enjoy her tight back door. Ryan really pushes things to the extreme with this anal scene, bending her legs so far back that her feet over behind her ears and sucking every drop of cum out of Jack’s huge stick.

Kaylynn shows up looking as hot as ever and ready to take on Mandingo. After teasing each other a bit, they settle in for some serious sex. Kalynn is one of the best cock suckers in porn so matching her up with this massive meat stick is a great idea. It looks as big around as her upper arm, but the sexy brunette slips it into her mouth and seems up to the challenge. She bends at the waist and plays with herself while trying desperately to get it all down. The scene could use some more close shots so we can get more eye contact, but it is hard to complain about the action here. It comes a little late, but the camera is in great position to catch her jerking his load onto her face.

This is one of the best Jack movies I’ve ever seen. His scene with Aiko is really well shot and somehow this little babe manages to take all of that monster pole into her tiny hole. It’s one of the best scenes she ever did and not to be missed. Kaylynn shows up in a non-Jack scene, blowing Mandingo in a most eye-pleasing manner. We definitely need to see these two work together again. Ryan Conner does a great scene with Jack, proving that she really is an anal size queen. Candy and Dominique’s scenes would stand out in many other Jack movies, so there isn’t a bad one in this bunch. The sex is good and the girls are great, this is Jack at his best. I will be replacing this VHS tape with my own DVD copy for the permanent library.