Howard Ramone’s Bada Bimbos 2
MOVIE TYPE: Vignette
128 Mins
Exquisite Pleasures
www.rodneymoore.com
DIRECTOR: Rodney Moore
THEMES: Blondes, Natural Tits, Cops, Hairy Girls
CONDOMS: None Noted
2004
3/02
STARS: Felicia Fox, Nina, Sugar Caine, Shauna Banks, Jessie J, Chantz Fortune, Rodney Moore & Wolf.
REVIEW-
Very little in porn today can be called original. People follow formulas; shoot the same girls on the same couches and it even works most of the time. One doesn’t have to re-invent the wheel to make good porn. On the other hand, there are a handful of people who really do make smut that is unique. Rodney Moore is one such person. He has been an innovator for years and truly offers one-of-a-kind product to his fans. Over the years he has pioneered POV shooting, vignette/gonzo porn and has always had a wonderful sense of humor to go along with huge loads for the girls he shoots. In fact, it is the girls that he does shoot that often gets the most attention. He often finds girls who are outside of the usual porn circles and seems to be a bit more, shall we say, lenient when it comes to traditional beauty standards. Rather than debate the quality of the women he sometimes uses, let’s get to this movie and enjoy it.
Rodney plays a character called Howard Ramone for his little set ups. He’s got a long wig, glasses and talks in voice that is vaguely reminiscent of the shock jock he’s imitating. That is pretty much the extent of the differences between a Rodney scene and a Howard scene. In the opener, Howard is just sitting at home, watching some porn and minding his own business. Busty cop Felicia Fox shows up to arrest Howard for creating too much smoke in his own apartment. It seems like a ridiculous charge, but once she cuffs him, Felecia decides to slip his long cock into her mouth. (I guess she takes both halves of that ‘protect & serve’ thing seriously.) It grows quickly in her mouth until it throbs right between her lips. Felicia is a great cock sucker and there is some POV footage as she polishes his pole. There is enough cock down her throat to make tears come to Felicia’s eyes, but he has something bigger planned. She puts her hat and glasses on so he can paint her face. The load is huge, covering her glasses, hat and face. The camera lingers on her for a while after the shot, finishing a very hot opening scene.
Nina Rome is an agent who brings Howard a new dancer, Sugar Caine. He is happy to meet the busty blonde and give her a tryout. Sugar is very soft around the middle with a big, kind of fat ass. She dances for him, but Nina has to show her what Howard really needs. They both give him head, working on that big cock. Nina is a very hairy girl and also has a lot of extra weight on her ass and thighs. He fucks Sugar in her shaved pussy, but neither of these girls is overly attractive. The heat is pretty good and Sugar does seem to like being fucked by his big cock. The girls take turns in a make-shift fuck seat that Rodney uses, bouncing up and down to get good strokes from his meat. After fucking them both, he drops a monster bomb on Sugar’s tightly closed lips.
While Shauna is checking out some new clothes for Howard, he gets a phone call. His old friend Sammy “the sausage” (Wolf) has just been paroled. The horny stripper shoves her boobs into his face and gives him a very special lap dance. The blowjob is shot from some strange angles, making it hard to really get into this scene for several minutes. Eventually she rests those huge hooters on his thigh and does her best to make his dick vanish between her lips. He stands next to her, fucking her face as Shauna spreads wide and plays with herself. You would think that a man who has been in prison would be dying for some pussy, but he seems happy to let her just keep sucking until he makes a big mess all over her chin.
Howard interviews a cheerleader for his bowling tournament. Jessie J shows up and wants to job. She isn’t much of a cheerleader, but has a great smile. I shot Jessie early in her career for www.mystiquevideo.com (In a cheerleader uniform no less) and she really seems to have gained some weight since then. The little blonde tart does a great job of working her mouth down around his big cock. He jerks off in her mouth, working a lot of drool all over her tits. When she is good and ready, they move to the table, keep her clothes around her tummy and get into a spoon position. She strips naked for reverse cowgirl and looks really great as she rides that long pole. He puts her on all-fours and you can see where the weight went. Jessie’s backside and thighs have expanded, but she still fucks like she can’t get enough dick. Rodney fucks her from behind, pulling her hips back until every inch is inside of her tight little twat. He has a big load right for her mouth and Jessie takes it the way every good cheerleader should.
Chantz Fortune is a new stripper who wants to audition for Howard. She certainly has the cans for the job and is more than willing to do whatever it takes. First she shows him how she can suck cock by using a big dildo. As she does this, he fondles her massive mams. Chantz is going to be a big hit on the dance floor and an even bigger one in the back room. He puts her on her knees and fucks her face while she cradles those big money makers. On all fours she sways them as she sucks, but I kind of like the way she looks lying flat on her stomach. He shoots a big load right onto her massive tit to complete her audition.
If you like Rodney’s Howard character then you should like this collection of scenes. None of the girls are A-list beauties, but there is some good sex here. Felecia Fox and Jessie J are the best performers in the group. Felecia gives a great blowjob and adds some fetish appeal for those who dig chicks in cop uniforms. Jessie isn’t at her best, but she still sucks and fucks like a perfect little slut. The other girls aren’t as great looking, but if you dig busty chicks then you are going to launch load after load over this collection. I love the humor and the way the scenes are shot. Even when the girls are less than perfect, Rodney makes the most of what he’s got.
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