Ass Watcher, The
Ass Watcher, The
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
115 Mins.
Fusxion
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DIRECTOR: Pat Myne
THEMES: Anal Sex, Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2004
11/03
STARS: Ashley Blue, Holly Hollywood, Aria, Katrina Kraven, Kaylynn, Lexington Steele, Kurt Lockwood & Jon Dough.
REVIEW-
Pat Myne is one of the busiest guys in porn these days. He seems to be working for just about every company shooting all-sex flicks. For this one he has added a bit of a voyeuristic twist to the action and has Lexington Steele dishing out the serious dick to some very hot anal sluts. He’s got some of the highly over-shot butt girls in here, but also has Kaylynn and hard-bodied Aria to help balance things out. There is a bit more than a not to the work of John Leslie and Jules Jordan in this effort and that worries me a bit. I wish porn directors would stop trying to do it like everyone else and actually put their own vision into a product. That’s another argument for another time though. For now we have pretty butts that need to be filled.
Holly Hollywood does some very stylized teasing as she heads down some stairs to a waiting cock. Kurt Lockwood has a throbbing member for her to enjoy. Holly is good with her mouth, but the one-time veggie performer really loves having her pussy worked with as many fingers as Kurt can shove in there. She spits all over his cock one more time and gets nailed on the stairs. If you blink, you might miss the vag because Kurt really wants to split those cheeks. Holly has become a very good boy/girl performer quite quickly, holding her own in the anal arena and not treating cocks like they are filled with acid. There is some excellent reverse cowgirl footage, but the whole scene is kind of ruined when Kurt goes internal for the pop and we watch Holly push it out for us to watch. Why ruin a great scene with freak-show crap?
Ashley Blue is an anal freak who is almost scary sometimes. The pre-scene footage is shot through a window and features a glass buttplug. It really isn’t all that interesting, but it has Lockwood ready to try his luck with one of most aggressive little porn chicks working today. She makes short work of his cock, shoving it to the back of her throat and sucking it like she really means it. Her body looks a little soft in this scene, but the shots of her pussy are quite tasty. Ashley gets boned from behind for a while As soon as she gets going on the anal; the scene really kicks into high gear. Very few women can take it in the ass like she can. They have a hard and fast fuck that seems to end far too quickly with Ashley holding her mouth wise open and cum hitting her tongue.
Aria is enjoying the sun with her friend, but takes a break to suck some cock. She can barely get her mouth around Lexington Steele’s tool through the bars around the stairs. Taking him by the cock, Aria leads Lex into the house, showing off her highly toned body as she struts. There is some brief footage as she hangs her head upside-down to suck, but this ends too quickly. At least it gives way to hot fucking. Aria drops her pussy down around his pole and takes every inch like a champ. Even on her back, she is able to take deep penetration and even before the anal, this is already the best scene of the movie to this point. Aria’s legs are still spread wide and Lex drops the hammer on her back door. She does amazing RCA and squirts all over the camera. This is super hot shit. Aria turns around as quickly as she can and takes a great load on the face. This is a very hot scene that shows off Aria’s great body and anal skills.
Katrina Kraven is one of those girls who is in every movie lately and she just doesn’t do a thing for me. The scene starts with some poolside tease and then moves indoors for some blowjob action with her head hanging off the edge of the couch. Jon Dough is the guy and he shoves her face down for easy access from behind. Katrina reminds me of Belladonna with less energy and body that isn’t quite as slamming. This is a well shot scene with a lot of anal, but it just leaves me cold, especially when it is sandwiched in between Aria and Kaylynn.
Speaking of Kaylynn, she looks great washing her car. Her ass is smoking and the tease footage is great. She goes into the house and changes into some fishnets. (Why combine these two motifs? The car wash outfit was perfect.) When she comes back into the main room, Lex is waiting for one of the most talented mouths in all of porn to get busy. This is the perfect oral combination as Kaylynn proves by working on that impressive tool. More oral would have been good, but she wants it buried in her pussy. She actually seems to be bouncing as hard as she can with her pussy, but wait until you see the anal. The long strokes look great and we even get some good butt shots when she turns it to the camera. I love the butt fucking, but the real treat comes when she strokes a big load onto her face. There really aren’t any women in porn who get such a hot expression when they get jazzed. Kaylynn really is in a league of her own.
There are two stand-out scenes in this solid fuck flick. I didn’t really care for the tease stuff and found most of the voyeur scenes felt like cheap impersonations of other directors. Myne is at his best when he isn’t trying to be Jules or Leslie and just brings us straight-forward sex. The Aria and Kaylynn scenes are fantastic. These two women can handle what Lex has to offer and even seem to thrive on the size of that monster tool. There is nothing really wrong with the other scenes, but they just don’t have the heat that these two do. Kaylynn’s anal and Aria’s squirt are worth the price of this DVD and will probably keep this title on my shelf until they pop up in a good comp somewhere.
