Weapons of Ass Destruction 3
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
180 Mins.
Evil Angel
www.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Anal Sex,
CONDOMS: None
2004
6/04
STARS: Teagan Pressley, Charmane Starr, Jayna Oso, Roxy Jezel, Tiffany Mynx, Rose, Jules Jordan, Mark Wood, Michael Stefano, Mark Ashley, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Arnold & Alberto Rey.
Weapons of Ass Destruction 3
REVIEW-
Somehow Jules Jordan keeps us waiting with anticipation for his next flick. At a time when porn directors and lines go stale faster than a low-fat Oreo, Jules mixed hot new girls with highly anticipated veterans to have fans lining up to check out his latest release. For this one he gives us the hottest new girl on the planet, Teagan Pressley as the main event. He’s also got Charmane Starr giving up her ass. (A big deal for those of us who have been watching her for a long time and waiting impatiently.) He also has Tiffany Mynx who is back and ready to do everything we have loved watching her do for years. There are some other new girls sprinkled in round out the cast. If Jules brings his usual A-game to the table with this collection of babes we should be in for a top-notch fuck flick.
Dressed in a bondage schoolgirl uniform, Teagan looks as tasty as ever. Jules has her all tied up so that Mark Ashley can take a riding crop to her pretty little ass. There is plenty of eye candy as he explores her body with his hands and proves her inner folds with his fingers. At last he tires of smacking her and slips his cock into her sweet, tight pussy from behind. The pretty teen takes it hard from behind and then kneels to suck her juices from his throbbing shaft. With a clear plug in her ass, Mark moves her into doggy and takes liberties with that teen twat. Eventually his strokes find their way between her cheeks for some great looking anal action. Teagan is gorgeous, but she also turns in one hell of a fine performance. After stuffing her ass with huge anal beads, Mark replaces them with his cock as he pushes her legs back past her head. She does A2M with no problems, but that isn’t the focus of the scene. After thoroughly drilling her holes, Mark fires all over her face and body. Teagan sucks out every last drop and looks like a fucking prom queen as she does. Anyone who isn’t already on the Teagan bandwagon will be after seeing this scene.
Tiffany Mynx is all dressed up in slick vinyl with her glasses on during a short tease segment. She is surrounded and fondled by four guys who can’t wait to have their cocks sucked by this legendary oral artist. Mr. Pete, Mark Wood, Arnold and Alberto help her out of her clothes and take turns getting blown. The circle suck footage is fantastic as Ms. Mynx proves that she still knows how to keep a room full of men happy from her knees. They position her on all-fours with that hall-of-fame backside up in the air for them to take a crack at. With her mouth still working overtime, Tiff sucks cock and licks ass and takes them two at a time. (Ummm hello, why the hell was not called for this scene? I could have warmed Tiff up or something.) Moving up the stairs, she stops to fuck in a few different positions before settling in on top of one hard cock. The teasing with the ass finally ends when they hit the bed and a prick pierces those famed cheeks. They move quickly into DP and we see just how easily she can handle dicks three at a time. For anal lovers, we get some RCA that is just spectacular. I love this footage, though it’s hard to argue against the super DP. The ending is quite fitting given Tiffany’s reputation as a cum hound. She takes all four loads in her mouth, blows a bubble and then downs them all. Kissing her way around the circle of cock, Tiff makes sure to get every last drop.
Roxy Jezel leads Jayna Oso into her scene on a leash. Michael Stefano is there to help break in the naughty teen. Her young butt is high in the air so Mike just starts fucking her hard from behind. Roxy crams a dildo into her pussy at the tame time, giving her two into the same hole. Moving the girls into a standing position, he nails Jayna and lets Roxy feed on her juices. Roxy also gets a round of standing doggy. For the anal, the girls sit on barstools and wait to have their cheeks pierced by his probing rod. This is really nice looking footage and the girls are happy to take his probing prick in their poopers. Roxy does some more A2M and then gets into RCA for the best action of the scene. She rocks back and forth, taking every inch and letting his dick pop from her ass so that her slave can taste it. Jayna starts bouncing as hard as she can and Roxy actually pushes her down harder. The anal action in this scene has Jayna shooting right up my list of personal favorites. After being well fucked the girls share a load and pass it back and forth between their mouths.
Rose is ready to take on a small gang of guys who want to take full advantage of her willing holes. She starts on her knees with four cocks poking at her cheeks and waiting for a chance to slide into her mouth. They stand her up and take turns fucking her from behind. Rose keeps her hands and mouth going at full speed. They leave enough room for the camera to catch her body as she gets passed around. Moving into a more comfortable location, the guys put her on all fours and Rose quickly shows her ability to entertain lots of men at once. There is some very good anal footage followed by DP. On her back, Rose looks fantastic. Her legs are flailing about as both holes get properly stuffed. One at a time the guys add their cum to her face until she is covered and dripping with jizz. I have never seen this girl fuck with more energy and the massive facial is spectacular.
Charmane shows up in a long black coat, but we know that she has perfection hidden underneath. Teasing her way up the stairs, she shows off some very hot flesh on her way up to meet Jules. She flashes a sexy look with her eyes and takes his cock out of his pants. Charmane always gives great head, but she seems to get especially worked up when she’s with Jules. Spreading her wide, he stands over her body and starts fucking her pussy. Charmane has one of the best bodies in all of porn and looks great from every angle. Her reverse cowgirl footage is great and anyone who hasn’t seen Charmane will really learn to love her quickly. They work they way over to a couch where she finally gives up the ass. It’s a quick leap into the world of A for this pretty girl and she really takes to the action well. Sticking that pretty ass high in the air, she takes it hard and deep. They do some A2M along the way to another great facial. Welcome to ass-fucking Charmane. I hope to see a lot more of this from her.
There is a second disc full of teasers, fetish specific menus, extra footage and a great photo gallery. As if three hours of the movie isn’t enough, we get a whole lot more here.
Normally in a movie this good picking the best scenes would be tough. Not so this time around. Teagan and Tiffany steal the show in an outstanding field. Before we get to them let’s go over the others a bit. Charmane’s anal debut should not be overlooked and is well worth the wait. Roxy and Jayna do a scene that is good enough to move them up both up my list a few slots. Rose is very pretty and is given the full mini-bang treatment including an amazing facial shot at the end. Tiffany handles the group action with her usual energy, shaking her ass, getting drilled and sucking like the legend that she is. Her scene rivals Teagan’s and should be considered for a boatload (or buttload) of awards. As for Teagan, she’s perfect as always. Her body looks great, her face is fantastic and she really knows how to fuck. She better save room on her trophy shelf for some statues because I think that Teagan will be racking them up at year’s end.
