Seymore Butts’ Uranus or Bust
Seymore Butts’ Uranus or Bust
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MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo
100 Mins.
Pure Play Media
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DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts
THEMES: Anal Sex,
CONDOMS: None
2004
3/04
STARS: Mari Possa, Haley, Katja Kassin, Roxie, Jayna Oso, Carley, Kurt Lockwood, Herschel Savage & Jay.
REVIEW-
Oh yeah, a Seymore Butts movie with the lovely and ultra-naughty Mari Possa. That is always a good thing and I’m tempted to skip the whole opening paragraph just to skip forward so I can see this cute little babe get stuffed. There are some other great chicks in the cast so I should give them some play I suppose. Jayna Oso and Roxie (Roxy) always give great scenes and Katja is the big booty queen right now. The way Seymore shoots movies we know that all of the girls are in for some serious anal exploration and probably some deep probing finger action to see if they can squirt on cue like so many other Seymore chicks. I am sure that I will enjoy all of them, but I know many of you share my joy in watching Mari go wild. (For those of you who remember her way back when she was posing in her Rog Rules T-shirt during her pre-porn days, these scenes are nothing short of dreams come true.)
Nicole Parks is getting ready to do an autograph signing, but she has a hole in her costume. Herschel Savage tries to help but just ends up licking her pussy instead. He puts his fingers into her and licks her to full froth. His cock is ready to go and the young girl puts her lips on it, sliding them up and down the full length of the shaft with ease. As she starts riding his dick, we get good ass shots. Nicole has a soft ass that looks pretty inviting. Hershel holds still while she slips his prick between her cheeks and bounces up and down in short strokes until she’s screaming. There is some good of her being fucked from behind until Herschel is ready to give her a full load right on the face. Good morning girl, welcome to the Casa de Butts.
Jay crashed at Seymore’s place, but isn’t alone. He’s got two chicks in bed with him. Katja Kassin is the girl with most sought-after big butt in the biz. Haley is a cute little thing who looks just a bit like Michelle Trachtenberg from the side. He slams the petite cutie in mish before getting behind Katja and pumping her even harder. We get anal right from the start with this booty-heavy German girl. She does A2M from her own butt and is right there to keep sucking whenever Jay’s dick pops out of Haley’s backside. As much as people go crazy for Katja, I’m a bit nuts for the other cutie. Both girls do nice A and share a stroked pop on their sexy lips.
Seymore is fast asleep when Mari wakes him up. She’s taking off, but she wants him to see what’s going on up on the balcony. Herschel is already balls-deep inside of Roxy’s pussy. He lifts her off the ground and carries her into the bedroom. This little babe can really work her pussy and the camera picks up just how tight that slit is. After a few hard strokes, she spreads her cheeks and doesn’t miss a beat. He fucks her as hard as he possibly can and the sounds of their bodies slapping is nearly as loud as the sweet cries of lust coming from this naughty vixen’s lips. Even with a moderately sized cock like this, Roxy shines in the anal action. The best looking footage comes with her feet way up over her head as he just drills her tight asshole until Herschel covers it cream.
Strange things seem to happen at Seymore’s. He is on the phone when a naked Kurt Lockwood runs through the kitchen to get some cool drinks from the fridge. Seymore follows him into the other room and finds Kurt shoving every inch of dick he has down Jayna’s throat. As he is working her pussy into a frenzy with his fingers Mari comes home and she adds her special talents to the mix. She wraps her pretty lips around his cock and away it goes. Jayna slides under Kurt and licks his asshole while the main attraction spreads her pussy and slides down his prick. Mari builds up steam quickly and is screaming as loud as she can bounces that beautiful body for our viewing pleasure. Jayna is not about to be left out. She bends over the couch and lets him slam-fuck her pretty backside. This is really hot anal action, but man where did Mari go? She has vanished and Kurt finishes off on Jayna’s face. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that right?
OK I was looking to see Mari get fucked in the ass, but that didn’t happen in this flick. She shows up at the end to really add some heat to a scene where Jayna pulls the weight anally. More Mari would have been good, but that is always the case so let’s deal with what we have. In addition to the very hot final scene, we get excellent work from both Roxy and Katja Kassin. Both women are great anal sluts with totally different bodies. I like the fact that the sex is shot without a whole bunch of monster close-ups and that Seymore is back to shooting a good mix of angles. (There is nothing wrong with a shot an asshole, but it is generally not the most attractive body part to stare at for minutes at a time.) I would like to see him shoot better male talent, but Seymore has his favorites and he usually sticks with those dudes for a while. Look, I don’t care who does the fucking let’s just get little Mari on the business end of some more fuck sticks really quick OK? (Oh and to whomever wrote the Mari bio on the DVD, thanks. I was surprised to see a mention of my site and Mari’s early contributions to it.)
