Strange Curves

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

88 Mins.

VCA

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DIRECTOR: John Leslie

THEMES: Plot, Cheating

CONDOMS: None Noted

2004

STARS: Victoria Paris, April West, Joey Silvera, Ray Victory, Buck Adams, Sasha, Charlii, Kelli Warner and Tom Byron.

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REVIEW-

Some of my favorite adult features of all time come from that dark time in the late 80’s before gonzo took over and when most everything on the shelves was a poorly thrown together faux-feature. Most of them have something in common; they were directed by John Leslie. Before he joined John Stagliano’s Evil Empire, Leslie made some great features for VCA. I am shocked that it has taken them this long to put some of these titles on DVD because these movies still beat the hell out of most features we see today. For this flick, Leslie borrows from Alfred Hitchcock’s “Strangers on a Train” for the main story. Those of you who missed the Hitchcock original probably still remember the plot from the brilliant “Throw Mama From the Train.” In this version Scott Irish and Joey Silvera cross paths and hatch a plot to swap murders.

Joey comes home and finds his wife, Victoria Paris on her knees sucking two cocks. After cutting him to the bone with her words, the busty blonde bobs her head between Ray Victory and Buck Adams. Victoria has the big 80’s hair thing going as she works her lips over Ray’s big cock. He actually gets pretty good wood as Buck pumps away on her pussy. The guys swap places and Ray has her ass rolling with every stroke. He shoots onto her cheeks while Buck gets jerked off right onto her chest. Victoria didn’t always show great energy in her scenes, but this one is pretty good.

To drown his sorrows, Joey hits a bar. Scott pulls up a seat and listens to his troubles. They hit it off and discover that they both have people they would like to see dead. Scott’s sister controls the family fortune and he offers to knock of Joey’s wife if he will take out sis. Joey is a little freaked, but forgets about the whole thing when he goes home with bar tramp Sasha. She invites him in and wants him to fuck her in front of her roommate Kelli. Neither woman is overly beautiful, but Sasha worked a lot because she was pretty much willing to do anything. She puts on a show for her friend, sucking Joey’s cock and encouraging the skinny brunette to play with her pussy. When she gets on top and starts riding, we get some good footage of her ass which is Sasha’s best feature by a long shot. Joey gives her some doggy and that finally makes Kelli want to get some for herself. She rides his cock for a few strokes before using her hand to make Joey explode into her fist.

Scott calls Joey at home, but finds him not at all interested. It is shocking to see Joey hesitate when we see just how evil his wife is. Not only does she cheat on him, but she is also holding a scandal over his head in order to live the high life on his dime. Even without Joey’s OK, Scott moves in. He meets Victoria at the gym, puts some moves on and gets her after class. All dressed up in leather boots and looking quite slutty, she doesn’t even let him get out of the car. Instead she squats at the door and starts blowing him. All of the scenes in this movie are a bit short, so the blowjob here doesn’t last quite as long as it should. Scott has to use his gloved fingers to get her meaty slit. She looks great on her back, but really loves the reverse cowgirl action as she fucks him in the front seat of his car.

He knocks off Victoria and then puts the pressure on Joey to reciprocate. The police question Joey, but he has an air-tight alibi. The plan is working too well for Scott. He passes the time by paying a couple in a bar to fuck for his viewing pleasure. Tom Byron gets to play with ultra-cute little Charlii. Tom leans back and lets this pretty young girl work him to full mast with her mouth. This chick is really an under-rated performer from this era. Their scene is a bit short, with Byron bending her over the barstool and fucking her until he’s ready to shoot all over her back.

Joey is off the hook for his wife’s murder, but he is having a major problem knocking off Scott’s sister April West. He is falling for the beautiful woman and doesn’t want to kill her. April is one of the prettiest girls in the history of porn and in the right scene, she really brought some heat. Joey finally gets what he wants, slowly stripping April naked and enjoying her pretty little box. She has already sucked his cock for a few seconds so Joey just goes right to the fucking. April’s gorgeous body is nice and tight. He fucks her hard in mish and shoots all over her flat tummy.

The story goes on for several minutes after the final sex scene and takes some interesting twists. Some of the sex feels a bit flatter than I remember, but that is bound to happen with any movie that was shot before the Stagliano revolution. For its day this was a very hot movie sexually and the dialog scenes are quite good as well. Silvera is fantastic in his dialog scenes and April West shows why she was one of the most under-rated performers of her era. I like some of the scenes, though they are all too short. If Leslie could shoot this cast today we would be in for a real treat. Victoria, April and Charlii are all very good looking and hot as ever in this flick. Even a decade and a half later, Strange Curves remains one of my favorite adult features of the 1980’s. If we can just get Leslie to tackle this sort of project now, with better sex….damn.


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