Elastic Assholes

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

140 Mins.

Red Light District

www.clubredlight.com

DIRECTOR: Mike John

THEMES: Anal Sex

CONDOMS: None

2004

4/04

STARS: Jane Darling, Lucy Tiger, Ellen Saint, Kathy Anderson, Julie Silver, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard,

REVIEW-

It’s not secret that Mike John is one of my favorite smut directors. His work has been as good as anyone’s for the past several years and even when he wasn’t getting the credit he deserved, John never failed to bring us great stroke material. I have to admit though, this one makes me nervous. The title and the opening credits seem to indicate that this one is going to be two plus hours of extreme close ups on gaping, farting and cum-oozing assholes. (A few hundred of you just tripped over yourselves to order this movie, I just know it.) That isn’t my favorite thing in the whole world, but if I have to watch freak-show acts at least I know that Mike John will handle everything nicely. The girls are cute so at the very least I can start a list of must-see babes.

Jane Darling isn’t brand new, but every time I see her I fall in love all over again. This girl is beautiful with a body that is just amazing. She teases for a bit in her bra and panties before finally letting us feast our eyes on those big, perfect tits. After teasing us a bit with some anal fingering she joins three guys on a couch. Going right to the anal, she sits in their laps, bounces up and down and shakes her boobs. After letting all of them sample her ass, she kneels for a short three-cock blowjob. They put her on top of one guy with her pussy and mouth ready for a little triple penetration. From any angle, her body looks great and Jane takes all three guys with no problems. They give her some standing DP before dropping the first load on her pretty face. The other two guys drop big wads right into her mouth. Wow, no freak-show shit, just a perfectly shot scene with an outstanding woman. This one scores big points.

Lucy Tiger is a nice looking girl with some big tats on her arm and a pretty nice figure. Her pussy is pierced and ready to be filled. Her holes get some finger attention as a warm up, but the guys have a lot more planned for her. One at a time the three guys enter the room, stick it in her ass and then move to her mouth. When all three are ready to go, Lucy takes one in every hole. Check out the smile on her face as she jerks a big black cock into her mouth while two more slabs of beef pummel her lower orifices. She really seems to enjoy being penetrated in every hole. Working as hard as she can, Lucy is really a great cock sucker who gets royally reamed during the standing DP. Breaking from the DP for a bit, we get some really good anal and oral footage as they work her over in piledriver. Gape fans will enjoy watching her ass expand, but the finish is pure facial Heaven. All three guys blast away and give us plenty to enjoy.

Ellen Saint leans back, puffs on a cigar and rubs her firm breasts. It is always nice to have a few minutes to enjoy a body as nice as this one. I like the shots of her legs and ass, but you know that things are going to go from warm to hot as soon as the guys show up. Steve and Toni roll Ellen onto her side and get her at both ends. She uses her hands pretty well though only a few inches of cock ever gets past her pretty lips. Her ass swallows a whole lot more than that as every inch disappears between her cheeks. The guys slap her ass and work her over before turning her face up for more DP fun. Two dicks fit into her mouth at once as she moves into the A2M portion of the scene. There is a big of a gape near the end, but the big finish is pure side-show. She farts out an anal internal shot all over the camera and then licks it off. Ummm, thanks, but no thanks.

Kathy Anderson is a platinum blonde with a cute smile. Her tease footage is rather intimate thanks to the fact that she is staring into the camera while fingering her tight asshole. Her boobs are natural, decent-sized and capped with nipples that stand up and demand to be sucked. Instead of having her boobs sucked, Kathy gets down on her knees and sucks three cocks. She bobs in a semi-circle trying to swallow each dick before moving to the next. With the guys lined up on the couch, Kathy makes her way into reverse cowgirl. In no time at all they are doubling up on her openings while she keeps right on sucking. There are some good gape shots as they work her ass over. Two of the guys spray her face while the third shoots deep into her ass. Even with this little hitch at the end, this is hot and Kathy is a very attractive woman.

Julie Silver is the last ass to be stretched today. She has an amazing set of breasts that get shown off for a bit before she shoves some fingers between her cheeks. Erik Everhard gets to play with this fantastic female specimen and he is ready to go. The anal starts right away and as soon as she gets every inch up her butt, she sucks hit cock to the root. Once has had her fill of the A2M fun with Erik, Julie drags him into another room by his cock. There are two more guys waiting and they kick the scene into high gear. All of her holes are open for business and even after some intense fucking it takes quite a bit of stretching to make her ass tape. The DP footage has her tits working overtime as they sway back and forth. She even gets some standing DP to make everything bounce invitingly. After such a wonderful scene, the big facial finish is just perfect, capping a brilliant stroke flick and proving once again that Mike John is still the pervert’s pervert.

All of the worrying and speculation about freak-show sex I did in the open was way off base. Though the box and the credits make this look like some proctologists nightmare, the sex is brilliantly shot, the girls are sexy and there is more raincoater gold here than sideshow action. The cast is packed with hot Euro-babes with natural breasts and bodies to die for. (Or at least drool over.) Jane and Julie do some great stuff here and are very strokeable babes. Anyone who likes natural racks on sexy Euro-babes who get fucked in the ass like true sluts will totally love this fucking movie. Mike John has proven once again that I should never cringe when I see a title, never doubt his ability to make perfect porn and never assume that he has fallen prey to the sort of anti-sex bullshit that infects much of what passes for gonzo porn today.