MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
150 Mins.
Evil Angel
www.JulesJordan.com
DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan
THEMES: Anal Sex, Tease
CONDOMS: None Noted
2004
7/04
STARS: Kaylynn, Gauge, Teagan, Brooke Milano, Luci Thai, Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Brett Rockman, Arnold, Alberto Rey, Mark Ashley & Scott Lyons.
REVIEW-
Everyone with any interest at all in porn already knows about Jules Jordan. He’s the most decorated and popular director in the business over the past few years and for good reason. His movies are just that fucking good. We can talk all day about what makes them good, but it really boils own to the fact that he hires hot women and then handles the technical aspects flawlessly. Throw in some interesting personal touches, a dash of fetish and the best tease footage in town and you nearly always have a home run. In this volume of his highly successful Flesh Hunter line, Jules has some of the best girls in town. He has Teagan, who is the hottest thing in all of smut these days. With her recent venture into contract girl land, fans will want to make sure to see the rest of her gonzo performances. He has Gauge who has sort of fallen off the map of late, but always does her best work in Jordan movies. The same can be said for Kaylynn, though she is never off the radar because she always burns the house down. Luci Thai is also one of the best performers in porn. She is hot from head to toe and if there were any girl in porn I’d like to bone other than Teagan, Luci would be right at the top of that list. With a cast like this, I can’t imagine this movie not being one of the best of the past few months.
Luci prepares for her scene by adding some long white gloves to her lovely outfit. She wanders into a trio of guys waiting to enjoy her sweet flesh. Jules leads the way and happily lets her suck his stiff prick. The white gloves add some fetish appeal to the already stunning sight of Luci’s pretty lips working up and down three hard shafts. They gently ease her onto her back so that she can suck two and have her pussy stuffed by the other. Turning her over, Luci shows off her great ass as she gets slammed raw. Her mouth is still full and it’s hard to figure out where to look. In doggy they finally split her cheeks and start fucking her up the ass. Luci is up for anything and is especially hot during A-scenes. With some help from Scott Lyons, Jordan DP’s Luci, working her ass like it’s his own personal playground. When a third cock goes into her mouth, Luci proves that she can still look hot and give a stunning fuck even when she’s totally air tight. They pound away for a while and finally explode all over her pretty face and perfect tits. Chalk this one up as another fantastic scene from Jules Jordan and another scene that shows off Luci Thai’s natural talents.
Brooke Milano has a little fetish angel thing going on with her wings, blindfold and chains holding her hands behind her back. Jordan and Brett Rockman are on hand to help her out by feeding her some cock. She opens wide, but the blindfold keeps up from enjoying her pretty eyes. That ends pretty quickly, but we get a bit of freak-show thrown into the middle of the good oral sex. Brooke pisses in her pants and keeps sucking. I’m not sure why Jordan felt this belongs in the movie, but there it is. Once that is out of the way, she gives some decent head and is bent over to take mean in her tight little pussy. There is some really good high angle footage as she spreads her thighs and takes one at each end. Brooke has some trouble taking Brett’s long cock in her mouth, but she treats the head to some serious tongue action. They roll onto her side for some great looking spoon as Brooke enthusiastically works them both. Brooke may be the least hot girl in the movie and that says a lot about the cast because as she takes two huge loads on her face, we are treated to a highlight reel finish.
Teagan looks lovely in her Little Red Riding Hood outfit. She rubs her pretty pussy while waiting for a couple of guys in leather wolf masks to come in and abuse her. They grope her tiny boobs and expose their throbbing cocks for her enjoyment. There is not a lot of double blowjob action because they are anxious to get her into doggy and work both ends at once. Teagan looks really good in reverse cowgirl as she slides up and down on one prick while stroking the other. As a special treat, the guys push her legs back and position her for some DP. The box says it was the first DP for this lovely young girl so that’s a bit of a bonus. Teagan has to work a bit to take both big dicks, but looks fucking awesome as she does. She takes off the masks and gets back to some great fucking and sucking. Her mouth opens wide as Mark Ashley fucks her pretty face. The guys DP here again and then unload all over Teagan. She is the hottest young star in the business for a reason folks.
Gauge looks pretty damn good as she sucks on a long candy stick and shows off her body. Rubbing the stick onto her clit, she makes her pussy even sweeter while teasing the camera perfectly. She slides to the ground and begs to suck his cock. Stuff like this just adds to the heat of a scene and helps separate Jules Jordan from all the pretenders out there. Once the action starts, it is Gauge’s talented mouth that takes over. She has amazing eyes that help the look of her oral scenes, but something tells me that that she really loves sucking cock. When they start fucking, Gauge gets on top and shows off her cute little ass. Jules rolls her over and starts pounding the shit out of this perfect little sex pixie. I love how flexible she is and the way her legs spread for deeper strokes is just fantastic. Her body is tight, but what really helps the scene is that Gauge brings a ton of energy to the table. He opens her ass up with a toy and then slips his meat between those tight little cheeks. She sticks her butt high in the air to give us a perfect view of the action. They do a fantastic anal scene and top it off with a first-rate facial. Gauge is another girl who does her best work for Jordan and proves that she can still fuck with the best of them.
Kaylynn is up next and as usual, she looks ready for mischief. She has a fantastic body with a world-class ass, a huge smile and eyes that just make you want to fall in love. Jules teams her with Lexington Steele and he gets right into the action. Kaylynn’s ass is looking good and Lex gives it plenty of attention. She can’t wait to come face to face with that massive trouser snake he’s packing. As one of the best cock suckers in porn history, Kaylynn has the skills to make the most of Lex’s pole. It takes both hands and her mouth, but she gets him hard and wet enough to slip into her pussy. For anyone who thinks that she is the kind of girl who just stands there and lets a guy slam into her to do a scene, she mounts his dick and does her own deep drilling. Of course they do their best work in doggy with Kaylynn arching her back and sticking out that amazing ass while Lex goes balls deep into her juicy slit. He lubes up his stick and slips it gently into her butt. Kaylynn takes it perfectly looking back at the camera with a look that defies description. When she gets on top and drops down you just know that this is going to be an award-nominated scene. With her ass hanging over the edge of the barstool, she proves that her wonderful backside is more than just nice to look at. It’s a fully functional sexual orifice that can take dick like no other. They finish with Kaylynn on her knees sucking his cock. We get a bit more eye contact, some great hand action and a perfect facial finish.
I could easily say that Jules Jordan has hit a home run with this movie, but that would be too easy. He has actually done more than that. Jules has actually hit or the cycle with Flesh Hunter 7. How high is the bar? Well in this little analogy I have to pick a scene that doesn’t fit with the four-hit scenario. Picking one wasn’t easy and keep in mind as you read the rest that the Brooke Milano scene would be the best of the bunch in a lot of movies on the shelves. Jordan leads off with Luci Thai and promptly smacks a double off the wall in left field. This one would have been out in most parks and should not be missed. In his second AB, Jordan hits a screaming line drive that is grabbed on a nice play the third baseman. Easily could have been a double on any other day. In his third trip to the plate, Jules hits a grand-slam with the Teagan scene. She looks fantastic and gives a scene that will have you stroking for days. Following the big blast, he delivers a solid single with the Gauge scene. The fact that this scene is fourth best in this movie tells you how fucking great it is. With just a triple needed for the cycle, Jordan breaks out the big bat and Lex works Kaylynn over perfectly. This one hits inches short of the top of the fence and when the dust has settled, Jordan gets the triple he needs for the cycle. I think that about covers it. I could just as easily have called this a four home-run game, but I think that the cycle makes for more fun, don’t you? Whether you get the baseball analogy or not, this is a great fucking DVD and should be a finalist for a shitload of awards at year’s end. Pick it up, you won’t be disappointed.