Julian’s Pin-Up P.O.V.: All Stars

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OVERALL RATING: 8+

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

140 Mins.

Platinum X Pictures

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DIRECTOR: Julian

THEMES: POV Sex, Big Tits, Classic Porn Babes

CONDOMS: None

2004

6/04

STARS: Jewel De’Nyle, Holly Body, Jessica Darlin, Teri Weigel, Amber Lynn, Dee and Julian.

REVIEW-

These days everyone is shooting POV and Julian is holding the camera for PXP. He’s not a bad guy for this kind of movie because of his long cock. I imagine that the women in the audience will miss seeing his face or his body, but the beauty of a POV flick is the way it plays on our vicarious desires. We get to see the hot porn chicks as if they were fucking us and damn if that isn’t hot as hell. This movie has a special appeal because Julian has assembled a collection of women he calls all-stars. We could argue about Holly Body I suppose, but the rest of the women are all first-ballot hall-of-famers. Jewel De’Nyle anchors the team and she knows just how to play for the camera, making her perfect for a movie like this. Jessica Darlin is one of the best performers we have ever seen and handles size really well so she will be fine with Julian’s pole. Dee is one of the most perfect women we’ve ever seen in porn and it will be nice to see her in a gonzo scene again. We go back a bit and get Teri Weigel and Amber Lynn. They may not be at the top of their games any more, but back in the day both Teri and Amber were among the hottest women in the industry. We will have to see how they hang with Jessica, Jewel and Dee.

Jewel starts things off with one of her final on-screen appearances. In a bra and panties, she knees in the center of the bed and talks dirty while rubbing her big tits. When she gets totally naked, the sexy brunette shows off all of her hot parts. Her nasty talk is perfect and she knows damn well that every guy watching is already stroking his cock. Spreading wide, she shoves her fingers into her pussy. This is great, but it gets even better when Julian whips his cock out. Jewel stares right into the camera and starts sucking like it is the sweetest thing she has ever tasted. The POV shots of this action are fantastic. There is a second camera as well and that footage just isn’t as good. It isn’t bad stuff, but this is a POV movie. We want to look right into Jewel’s eyes as she tries to swallow that big pole. She moves to the edge of the bed and rubs her clit while he fucks her aching twat. The non-POV footage fits in better here because the camera can pick up the action better. She gets on top and works that big ass up and down, giving us some great cowgirl. It’s not nearly long enough, but moving to RC gives us an even better view of her pussy as Julian bangs the shit out of her. We get some more POV footage as she gets on top and works him like a rented mule. With Jewel back in cowgirl she teases with her ass, telling us that we can’t have it. (Hey, a pussy this good isn’t a bad consolation prize.) She eventually gives in and takes it right between her cheeks. Size has never been a problem for Jewel so her ass just swallows up that massive sword. After an awesome anal (with shots of the goose bumps on Jewel’s butt, she jerks him off onto her face. No matter what follows, this is a really hot scene.

I don’t remember if Holly Body was ever super pretty, but these days she looks like a man. Not just in the face either. Check out those hips. Dude, it’s a dude. A dude with massive fake cans, but a dude nonetheless. It’s a good thing the first scene was so hot because Holly is close to scaring me away from sex for a while. She shows off those heavy bags and then shows us her pussy. In all fairness to Holly, I’m not sure how old she is. Her hands even look a little long in the tooth. Julian sticks his cock in her mouth and it doesn’t go very far. It only goes half way into her pussy from behind. (Maybe they couldn’t clear enough space when they did the surgery?) There are a lot of close ups during the fucking, but the closer the camera gets to Holly’s face the farther away the hard-ons are. This is one scene where I am actually hoping for the monster-genitalia angle. After riding his cock for a while, Holly uses both hands to jerk out his cream. I don’t know how she made it to the all-stars, but I think someone needs to check the ballots for some funny business.

Just when things are looking really bad, Jessica Darlin rides in to save the day. She strolls down the stairs and gives us a good look at her sweet little body. Always one to talk dirty, Jessica adds the sweet sounds of profanity to her tease sequence. With the solo action in full swing we cut to Jessica with her talented mouth wrapped around his cock. Getting it nice and wet, she uses her hands to take what her lips can’t reach. The blowjob is actually a bit too short, but we got to Jessica in doggy so that ain’t bad. There isn’t a lot of POV footage for this portion. At least half of the action is captured by the second camera. Of course that just means that we get to see more of Jessica’s body so it is only bad if you are a hard-core POV fan. That doesn’t mean that we miss out on the tight shots because we get some choice footage of her hot little hole being plugged. She wants to suck it again before mounting it and that gives us another chance to enjoy her awesome oral skills. In cowgirl, Jessica helps give us some great POV footage, but you know she is just waiting to turn around and show off her butt as she backs up on him. It takes quite a bit of work to get that thing into her ass, but Jessica manages without a break in her hot dirty talk. (Speaking of dirty, the POV shots reveal just a bit too much of the greenish goo they have used to lube up Jess’s asshole.) This scene rivals the opener with Jewel as Jessica holds her cheeks open for some serious pounding. There is a bit of an issue with the editing (a tad choppy) and some hand-held camera problems. (Not everyone can shoot like Rodney, Mike John or Seymore.) After a great scene, she uses both hands to jerk him off. Julian’s load ends up all over her fingers, but Jessica looks so good that it doesn’t matter so much.

Teri Weigel is best known for being the first Playmate to ever go hard core. In her prime she was the prettiest babe in porn, but her performances have become much hotter over the years. She has kept her body in amazing shape and has that great big rack for hooter fans to drool over. We get a lot of breast play as she teases. Always a loud woman, Teri fingers her clit for about a minute before screaming through an orgasm. Now she is ready to suck cock and only with meat firmly between her lips does Teri stop talking. His thick cock doesn’t go down very far, but Teri works her hands along the sides and really seems to know what to do with her mouth. (I’d love to find out frankly.) As soon as he turns her around, Teri starts talking again. Her voice adds a lot of heat to a fuck that is sometimes shaky because of the camerawork. Teri’s fans probably aren’t used to seeing her fucked in this kind of scene though and will really enjoy watching her take that big cock and scream as she rides it. She rides it hard and goes totally over the top from the feelings his big cock gives her. He gives her a load right on the mouth and Teri won’t stop until she has stroked every last drop of cream from his sick.

Amber Lynn was a big star and totally sexy when I was in high school. That’s coming up on twenty years ago so it’s no wonder she looks a bit older than she did in her prime. Her body is till pretty damn good though and she does a whole lot more than she did back then. She peels off her bikini and shows us that her ass has gotten bigger, but is still in really good shape. It is also open for business these days. (I still remember a faked DP where Siobhan Hunter was used as a double for Ms. Lynn.) Spreading her legs and fingering herself to full froth, Amber gets ready to be invaded. I like the way she talks to the camera as she starts sucking, but the close ups are not particularly kind to her face. (The make up is so thick it makes me wonder how many licks it would take to get to the first layer of actual skin.) Flattering or not, the POV shots do show us that Ms. Lynn can still suck a cock. She moves up onto the bed, arches her back and lets him pump her pussy full force. The doggy footage looks good, but for tighter pussy shots, the mish is even better. Amber seems to love taking every inch Julian can dish out and keeps playing with her big fake tits as he works her over. When she is on top, Julian tries to use the mirror on the ceiling for an additional angle, but it just doesn’t work very well. (Nice idea, but poorly executed.) After a good dismount, she takes him in both hands and jerks hard while staring into the camera. His load ends up in her hands, but Amber makes sure to lick her fingers clean.

Dee is one of the most perfect women in porn history and she makes sure that we finish on a high note. Classy as always, she takes her time stripping out of her black dress to show us that sexy body. Her tits are full and firm, her ass small but shapely and her pussy is a treasure. As she rubs it, Dee starts begging for cock. She is so damn sexy and not quite as over the top as some of the girls in this flick. As she strolls into the house we get a great look at her body which is hot from head to toe. Gently working her lips over the head, Dee sucks and strokes his cock, playing to the camera perfectly and proving early on that she is an all-star for sure. She knows just how to talk and to work her hands perfectly. I would call this a low-impact blowjob, but she is just setting the stage for a slow and sensual fuck. Mixing in some awesome Spanish dirty talk, Dee takes things to a whole different level. As she gets him ready for faster action, she sucks that dick once again. Once on top, Dee starts fucking with much faster strokes, pounding her body down on his dick and taking everything Julian has to offer. The RC footage is not POV, but it is a fantastic angle of her amazing body. There is some really good close-up footage of the action and any time we cut to her face, Dee has this fantastic look in her eyes. The doggy is good as well, but the popshot really sells things. She beds him to cum in Spanish and then jerks his load right into her mouth. It is so good to see Dee in this sort of scene again.

There is a lot of great stuff here and plenty of stuff to knock as well. As a fan of POV sex I like that angle, though clearly the second camera stuff is going to anger some core audience members. It provides us with some really good alternative angles, especially in the scenes with Dee and Teri. Some of the POV footage is a bit shaky as well. Holding a camera and fucking is a damn hard thing to do and watching Julian struggle just proves this fact. Because he has some problems, the second camera actually helps the overall look of the movie even as it causes things to drift away from the POV theme. Though this movie is called POV All-Stars, it could be called POV Old-Timers. Dee, Jessica and Jewel and the young girls in the bunch and they are both solid veterans. They give us the best scenes of the movie, with Jewel fucking like a demon and Dee playing the sexy Latin cutie perfectly. Jessica does a great job in her scene, but that’s par for the course. She is great in POV scenes no matter who is shooting them. Teri does a pretty damn good scene as well, proving that she can still perform and get the audience going when she wants to. Amber and Holly have both seen better days and I doubt if too many people are going to pay much attention their scenes when they have Jewel, Jessica and Dee to drool over. There is a lot of room for improvement, but I think that a lot of people are going to enjoy watching Julian lay the wood to at least four of these babes.


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