Oral Addiction
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OVERALL RATING: 2+
MOVIE TYPE:
70 Mins.
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DIRECTOR: Ralph Parfait
THEMES: Hospitals, Dirty Talk
CONDOMS: None Noted
1996
9/96
STARS: Christy Canyon, Mark Davis, Jessica James, Jamie Lee, Bret Singer, Kirsty Waay, Michael Knight, Ian Daniels, Alex Sanders, Kitty Monroe & Henri Pachard.
REVIEW-
I have been on a serious Christy Canyon kick lately. (Probably because none of the retail stores can get a hold of the DVD version of Christy Vs. Ginger that I have had on backorder forever.) I know this isn’t exactly classic Christy, but it was in the box I brought home from storage and I felt like watching her. In this little feature she is a patient in an asylum, locked up because of her addiction to oral sex. Or at least because of her obsession with telling dirty stories. I’m not quite sure which, but it doesn’t really matter.
As Christy tells the tales, we get flashes of her in other scenes, but the full sex scenes come from the horny staff of the hospital. Jamie Lee bends over and lets one of the orderlies lick her from behind. She isn’t the prettiest girl ever so I don’t mind so much when the scene gets chopped up by the editor. We cut from Jamie being fucked in the ass to Christy being fucked in another scene to Christy’s lips as she tells the story. It is really quite a dizzying mess. It settles down just long enough for him to shoot onto Jamie’s ass.
Dr. Mark Davis goes in to check on his new patient and finds her rattling off dirty talk like she’s a porn critic or something. He listens for a while and then leaves. Henri Pachard gives a nice turn as a sadistic doctor who likes hooking his patients to electrodes and zapping them. He finds Christy’s condition to be fascinating. There are some more clips from Christy’s other scenes, but not a lot of actual action. Davis and Pachard are at odds over how to cure the young patient and they square off in a decent dialog scene. (But damn we are shot on good action to this point.) As Mark tries to help, we get several minutes of Christy masturbating and talking dirty. I love hearing her talk and watching her play with her pussy, but we are more than thirty minutes into the movie and we have only had one really lame sex scene.
The stories continue and this time Sid Deuce spreads her legs for Alex Sanders. He slips one digit up in there. (She must be used to this feeling since he is her regular meat provider.) I’m not sure if it’s a good or bad thing to have the story being told over the sex. Sid makes short work of Alex’s short pole, devouring it and licking his balls. He tongues her hole and then pokes his prick into her slit. Sid always did have a great body and it looks quite good spread out on the table with her legs high in the air. Christy narrates as we watch Alex bang the blonde from behind and really work her big tits with his hands. He launches a big load all over her rack, leaving her nice and sticky.
The patients are having a continuous orgy that gets some attention for a few minutes in between sessions, but never really amounts to much. Eventually (thanks a trick played by Davis) Pachard’s evil nurse gets drugged and becomes part of the group action. One of the Christy clips ends with Davis shooting a load all over her tits, but it pieced together so badly that it just makes me want to scream. Finally they hook up in a full scene that starts off with both of them sharing one of her boobs. That’s the first really hot shit in the flick. Christy keeps talking until her mouth is full of Davis’ meat. She looks great down there and lovingly licks the full length of his shaft before slipping it between her enormous breasts. As he is returning the favor we switch back to the orgy as a cut away. Christy gets on top of Mark and shakes her tits in his face. Just when things are getting good we cut back to the group grope. Dammit, knock that fucking shit off. It is a big problem when the action gets good and we have to leave it. As much as I love Christy it is very hard to get into the action when we can’t really follow it. Eventually Mark leaves his load on her belly, but I gave up on this a long time ago.
Obviously I am not thrilled by this movie. It’s really a mess with very little sexual heat. Christy does some great dirty talk throughout the entire flick, but she only does one full scene. That is just not enough. A final fuck with Davis just isn’t enough to capture my attention after being bored for so long. None of the other scenes really do much for me and the constant orgy action and clips cut into the long rants just makes me want to smash the TV. As much as I enjoy Christy I just can’t recommend this flick. Find something better because there are plenty to choose from.
