Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
90 Mins.
X-Play/VCA
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DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
THEMES: Pop Stars, Groupies
CONDOMS: None Noted
2005
9/04
STARS: Britney Rears (Jessica Sweet), Nyomi Marcela, Nicole Brazzle, Takota, Serena Marcus, Dawn Kelly, Mila Brazil, Billy Glide, Mr. Marcus,
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Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex PartyREVIEW-
I honestly can not remember an adult film with a better pre-release PR campaign behind it. Forgive me if I seem impressed by all the hype, but I am. The folks at X-Play have taken one of the most popular sexual fantasies of our time and turned it into a full-blown porn event. They have taken Jessica Sweet, given her a name change, a pop princess make over and turned her into Britney Rears. Britney had a web site, a theme song and radio appearances before she ever had a movie. How can we not love that? If anything, it makes the whole pop star tie-in all the more realistic. After all, aren’t we lampooning a music industry that takes hot girls who don’t have much going for them musically and packaging up their sexuality for the masses? Porn is just taking what they do and shoving it right back in their faces. For that, I already love the idea of this movie. How well will Jessica pull off her new role as Britney? Will they fulfill all of our MTV fantasies? I don’t know, but at least the theme song is catchy.
After a brief press conference, we get to see how things go on a typical day at Britney’s estate. Nicole Brazzle is one of Britney’s friends from back home and her southern fried accent is in full affect as she comments on Billy Glide’s massive tool. Her lips barely fit around it, but she sucks hard and works him up with her enthusiastic oral efforts. Nicole is a great cock sucker (Which would help explain her recent legal issues.) She also looks great on her back waiting for Billy’s big cock to stretch her out. He fills her up and pumps hard on her sweet little slit, making those natural tits shake wildly on her chest. This little country girl gets the fuck of a lifetime and she loves every rigid inch. He is going to send her home with a limp and a stretched pussy. The scene is going to leave a lot of guys with wet laps and plenty of smiles from those who find her accent just a little bit funny. Just about the time Billy should be dumping a load on Nicole, her friends show up to watch. Dawn Kelly can’t just sit back and let Nicole get all the cock. She sucks him clean right out of her friend’s pussy and then helps cap the scene with a double blowjob. Dawn actually gets her mouth filled with his cum so she has to spit it into Nicole’s waiting mouth. Very hot finish to a sexy opening scene.
Britney’s pad is a place where people come to fuck. One of her dancers, Mila Brazil, enjoys some nighttime swimming with her man. She looks fantastic in her little bikini and I was looking forward to a really hot scene. For some reason things move along way too quickly. Almost before the voice over is through telling us that this is one of the dancers, they are finished with the blowjob and three positions of fucking. (Seriously, this is less than four minutes into the scene.) At least they slow down a bit so he can enjoy both of her holes in spoon. This is a very pretty girl with a very tight asshole and a face that looks fucking great with sticky goo dripping down it.
Tommy Gunn and Nyomi Marcela are another pair who use Britney’s house for non-stop sexual fun. He has the pretty little Asian bent over as he fucks her pussy with his finger. That isn’t about to get her ready for his cock though. She has to get it wet with a copious amount of spit and along the way we get a great looking blowjob from this babe. Her little body looks really good on that cock. From the way she rides it we can assume that she got it plenty lubed with that outstanding oral work. We get some great footage when she rolls onto her back and fucks that tight little hole and gets fucked as hard as Tommy can manage. As the action intensifies, Dawn comes back in and adds to her mouth to the mix again. This chick Rivera’s her way to a shared facial and another good scene.
After nearly an hour we finally get to see our little pop princess getting busy. Britney gives us some good tease and then spreads her legs to get eaten. Proving that she knows what to do with her face up against a man-crophone, little Britney blows like a pro. He mounts her chest and fucks her lips pretty hard. This isn’t the best blowjob in the movie and I wish it had been shot differently, but we can tell that she ready, willing and able to make it to the top of the stroke charts. Doggy is good, but to really appreciate the extent of Britney’s charms you need to see her bouncing up and down in reverse cowgirl with her natural tits wiggling invitingly. Spoon gets her turned on, but the main event is Ms. Rears’ B-Side getting popped. She’s clearly not a virgin in that hole and easily works every inch up the butt. Best of all, Britney turns her pretty face to the sky and lets him unload his cream all over her face. Let’s see XTina top that.
Back to Brit’s pals, we get lovely Takota showing off her long hair and soaping up her tiny tits. Her guy joins her in the tub and waves his hard-on in her face. The pretty girl gobbles it up and works her lips up and down his shaft. I haven’t seen this girl before, but she’s pretty easy on the eyes and gives a decent scene. For a thin girl she is a bit soft around the middle, but her pussy is tight and she looks really good when her legs are on display. There are some shots that hint at possible anal action, but none comes. It isn’t the best scene in the flick, but it ends with a facial and gets us ready for the finale.
While waiting for an appearance, Britney gets hot with her bodyguard, Mr. Marcus. It might not be the most professional behavior, but once he sees her strip, he’s not going to miss the chance to take advantage of her oral enthusiasm. She sucks and strokes that cock like she loves it, using both hands at one point to really heat things up. It’s a rather short blowjob, but Marcus creams her face and neck with gooey streams of baby batter.
The bonus material consists of a behind the scenes look at the making of the soundtrack, interviews with the director/producer and star, pictorial and on the set stuff. There are also cast bios, a slide show and a bonus scene as well.
So how did Britney do? Not too bad actually. I’m a sucker for full-blown features and this one isn’t quite one of those. The voice overs move the scenes along nicely and the press-conference footage is funny. There is enough “Britney” stuff to keep the fantasy going, but with only two scenes, there isn’t quite as much of Ms. Rears as perhaps we would like. The sex is above average for a feature and we get a bit of anal, some facials and even interracial to keep things interesting. It’s impossible to fault a Nicole Brazzle sex scene and Britney’s anal scene is quite easy on the eyes. I like her blowjob as well. All of the scenes are good with a few really strokeable moments. Did I want more? Sure. I would still love to see the whole MTV pop princess thing played up all the way. That would require a major script and for this movie, they went with a catchy tune, some screaming fans more hype than you can shake a stick at. In short, they made a porn movie that mirrors the success of most pop stars of the past ten years. Now I just hope they bring everyone back for the sequel, do a bit more dialog, let Britney fuck a critic (Me, me) and give us all a chance to wear out our “Oops she did him again” lines.
