Double Feature: Miss Passion & Love Bites

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MOVIE TYPE: Feature

115 Mins.

Pure Play Media

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DIRECTOR: Suze Randall/Victor Nye

THEMES: Classic Porn, Punk Chicks, Nymphos

CONDOMS: None

2005

1984/1985

STARS: Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Susan Hart, Rachel Ashley, Ricki Blake, Crystal Breeze, Ali Moore, Harry Reems, Greg Rome, Craig Roberts, Peter North.

REVIEW-

Last month I reviewed a new DVD from Paradise Visuals that consisted of scenes pulled from old Traci Lords releases. This classic double feature brings us two flicks that had to be cut after the whole Traci scandal. Miss Passion and Love Bites were popular features from back in the day and I think that I know them both by heart. With Traci’s scenes pulled, the movies will be shorter, but at least we get to see them both on DVD. There are some classic scenes in Miss Passion which features girls in some rather unusual make up as they compete in an out of this world beauty contest. Love Bites is a funny little flick about a little bug that can turn any woman into a total sex freak. (We miss out on seeing Traci as a nurse in this one.)

Suze is the hostess for an intergalactic beauty contest. She has her hair done up in some purple rooster looking thing and all of the girls are similarly done up in a sci-fi punk rock style. It seems a bit dated twenty years later, but back then it was quite the fantasy fuel. Crystal Breeze is the first contestant and she struts out, showing off her perfect little body before teaming with Peter North for their scene. Crystal was always easy on the eyes and this scene actually features her looking into the camera a bit. (Not something we saw much of back then.) The blowjob is pretty good, but the scene picks up a lot when he crams his big cock into her from behind. She looks good from any angle so the scene is easy on the eyes from start to finish with Crystal jerking a load onto her belly from reverse cowgirl.

Rachel Ashley is a girl I sometimes forget about when talking about the naturally busted hotties from the 80’s. She really has a nice pair and long legs to match. They give her Craig Roberts to play with so she gets right to work on his rod. Natural tits and a dick that isn’t throbbing when it comes out of the pants? How often will you see that today? There isn’t enough blowjob footage of course, and her skirt hides her ass during the cowgirl. All of that is forgotten though when we see Rachel from above during mish. Those big tits are perfectly displayed and Rachel’s pussy pushes Craig to a climax. (Dude shakes and spasms so much that you have to wonder if he’s popping or having a bloody stroke.)

The original version of the movie follows this with a hot scene between Ginger and Traci, but this time around we get cute blonde Ricki Blake working with Roberts. This girl is very cute and has a tight little body. She is another babe who gets forgotten too often. There isn’t a blowjob to speak of, but we get some nice looking footage of her body as she fucks in spoon and in doggy. Cute girl, nice eye candy, but kind of a boring scene.

No Traci taking a facial from Steve Drake in this version. (I told you I knew it by heart. How could anyone forget the way her hips were grinding as he dribbled all over those pouty lips.) Instead we go right to Ginger Lynn taking on two guys. She looks fantastic with her hair piled high on her head and her awesome body ready for fun. The guys focus their attention on her pussy for a while, getting it nice and wet while she leans back like a princess. One of them keeps working behind her while Ginger gives one of her famous blowjobs. The oral sex isn’t perfectly shot, but her energy and pretty face more than carry the scene. Much of the scene is pretty short with Ginger taking an extremely brief DP before she gets a pop on her sexy butt.

Susan Hart is the last contestant and she has her work cut out for her. With a cute smile and a nice set of natural boobs, Susan is always fun to watch. She has Greg Rome on his back and quickly gets his dick hard with her hands and mouth. Once it is ready, Susan plays with it, licks the head and just teases him until he finally fucks her from behind. It looks good, but with only one position and a weak pop, this scene doesn’t live up to Susan’s heat.

Without Traci, this movie is only an hour long, but it has some hot looking babes, decent sex and very interesting make-up going for it. It’s nice eye candy and great nostalgia. Now let’s see some comedy.

Love Bites begins in Africa where a missionary is writing a letter to a doctor friend at home. He describes the infestation of the local lake by a swarm of mosquitoes. When they bite, the venom leaves victims in an uncontrollable state of sexual arousal and sends them into fits of irrational behavior. (Sounds like puberty to me.) He is very worried that something might happen to his lovely and innocent daughter. (Played by Ali Moore who is playing with herself and looking at interracial porn while daddy is working on the letter.) Naturally one of the local “savages” throws a net over him and stuffs his big cock right in Ali’s mouth. With the poor old guy screaming from under the net, she uses both hands on that huge thing and pulls him towards her as he strokes his dick into her young twat. The scene is short and a bit awkward at time, but Ali shows as much energy as she ever did. He nails her from behind and leaves his cream on her back. This is kind of hot, but it certainly could have been something great.

Somehow the mosquito makes it way to the US and into an elevator where Peter North stands next to a visibly uptight Amber Lynn. She has her hair pulled back and glasses on so we know she’s a bitch. One bite on the neck and she starts going totally crazy. Amber shimmies out of her clothes and drops to her knees to work on his big cock. This is the Amber Lynn we all know a love. She is vocal, breathless and willing to use her mouth in a way that looks great and must feel fantastic. The elevator door keeps opening and people get an eyeful of this horny woman as she services the lucky stranger. He bends her over for some hot standing doggy that also shows us Amber’s body. The fucking is frantic and the big cumshot on her pussy is hard to see thanks to some dim lighting, but this is a rather memorable scene.

One cock isn’t enough for Amber so she invites two guys into the elevator for a second round. She is already warmed up so after a quick double blowjobs she gets on all fours to be fucked. I love the way Amber works on the guy’s balls here. She really loves sucking and puts on quite a show. Her mouth earns a good shot of cum that coats her lips as she sucks out every last drop.

A meeting of anti-porn folks is the next target of the little flying aphrodisiac. The rotund man in charge rails against porn, listens to some reports from his delegates and then is bitten. With busty Buffy Davis serving tea he is overcome by the desire to have those big titties in his mouth. For some reason everyone just sits at the table and watches as he bends her over. From there we go to a fantasy scene where the fat man is watching all of the others have an orgy. Pat Manning, Josephine Carrington and Heather Wayne get it on with Kevin James, Dan Mann and Tom Byron. There isn’t much here that is great, but Heather always looks cute when she’s taking it from behind. Buffy is painfully underused in this scene.

Gail Force and Chuck Martino are outside enjoying the sun. He’s putting oil on her bikini-clad bod when the mosquito brightens their day. She drifts off into a fantasy where she is fucked by another couple. I think the girl is Nicole West again, but Gail is really the star here. The quick scene features some nice doggy for the blonde and then mish with the other girl. With that quick scene over we go back to real life. Chuck gets to fuck Gail’s hot little pussy and leaves a load all over her tummy.

Both movies don’t feel quite complete with Traci, but Miss Passion holds up better. None of her scenes really take away from the plot, though I do miss hearing Suze improvise her fantastic “You’re making my jewels drop off” line. It also holds up better sexually because the scenes are longer, better captured and just better overall. Ginger is fantastic, but Crystal and Rachel are also worth a look in this one. Love Bites just isn’t quite as funny without the stuff in between, but it has some hot role-play aspects added to the action. Ali is hot as the missionary’s daughter and Amber Lynn really works as the stuffy office bitch turned into cock hungry slut. This is a nice DVD for anyone who remembers these titles, wants to see a young Ginger and Amber or who just appreciates the classics.

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