Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

121 Mins.

Kick Ass Pictures

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DIRECTOR: Rod Fontana

THEMES: Pussy Pumping

CONDOMS: None

2004

11/04

STARS: Violet Blue, Mandy Bright, Kelly Wells, Destiny Deville

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REVIEW-

We often complain that so much of porn is the “same old thing.” Apparently someone at Kick Ass Pictures was listening and decided to come up with something totally new. They have this pussy pump thing that is used before the scenes to engorge and enlarge the privates of the female stars. I kind of thought that pussies were supposed to be tiny and tight. Beyond this unusual tease footage, we should get the usual Kick Ass sex scenes with just a hint of foot play in there. (Fontana directing for Kick Ass is a perfect fit in that way.)

Rod Fontana is a wacky doctor who steps into situations where his unique services are needed. When he finds a couple that needs help, he steps in with a special Kick Ass pussy pump to get things going. This device is a cup that fits over a woman’s pussy and is connected to a pump that will actually stretch and puff up the lips. He slaps it onto Violet Blue’s pussy and they pump her up. This is rather unusual footage and probably will only appeal to people who find the concept sexy in the first place. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m just not sure about this thing. Maybe it feels really good to be pumped up like that, but it sure doesn’t look good. When he pulls the cup off and goes down on Violet her pussy looks like something out of a medical journal. (Can you get elephantitis of the twat?) Beyond that bit of freak show footage, the scene is pretty normal and solid. Violet bends over and gets fucked hard while showing off her sexy legs. Even with a pumped up cooter, Violet looks good in spoon and piledriver. With Rod watching, he pumps her in P’Driver and leaves a very big load all over her pussy. Good scene even if you don’t like the theme of the flick.

Mandy Bright is a woman who doesn’t need any improvements or enhancements. She is perfect just the way she is. Apparently she is embarrassed that her pussy lips are so small and even her boyfriend can’t help pump them up. They call Rod and he shows up with the gadget. They spend several minutes pumping up her pussy before getting around to the sex. Rod gets to join in this time and Mandy is happy to have a second cock to suck. Puffed up pussy or not, this girl is hot and she sucks a mean dick. I love the DP footage in this scene. Mandy takes both cocks and lets the guys really slam away on her holes. For the pop this time they shoot onto the cup and she licks it up.

Desire Moore does a little interview with Rod. She has a cigarette in her hand during the interview and holds it close to her slit the entire time. The pump play shit time is short and it’s still in place when Tony Tedeschi comes along to move the scene into the next phase. She sucks cock for a bit, but most of the time normally spend on hot mouth sex is spend focusing on the pump and what it can do to an otherwise lovely little slit. I really hope that their pussies can return to normal when they are done because Desire’s looks like a big slice of raw liver. Tony gives her a solid boff from behind and then sprays down her abused lips with dick droppings.

Destiny Deville is moderately attractive and by now the swollen pussy stuff is kind of boring me. After a little set up, Rod shows up in his lab coat to work her pussy over. If you like the pump stuff then there is a lot to like in the pre-scene action this time. Close up shots of her puffed up puss and some interesting reaction shots as her lips get stretched. They also focus on her clit before she shifts gears and starts sucking dick. The painfully short blowjob holds some potential, but the reverse cowgirl footage is much better. I was actually enjoying this scene more than some of the others, but it feels like it’s over as soon as it begins. He barely manages to his her face with the pop.

Kelly Wells is looking pretty good as she teases us with her body. Right in the middle of this, she makes a call and has the doc hook her up. Since the pump stuff kind of kills it for me, I find the next few minutes pretty boring. Nice shots of her pumped pussy I guess. Rod and Valentino share Kelly’s charms and they do a pretty good job of fucking her properly. Of course during the sex there are foot shots that can only come from someone who loves feet. (Fontana and Kulkis both.) In the end her big puffy lips get creamed and we’re done for the day.

This movie works if you like the little twist. If you find the pump and its aftermath interesting or sexy then you’re going to love this movie. It’s certainly unique, but that part didn’t do anything for me. Because so much time is spent on the build up, the sex scenes are a bit short. Some of the girls still look great and carry enough sexual weight to make things good. If you’re looking for something unusual, but not disgusting, check this out. Who knows? It might even be something you can try at home.

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