Baker’s Dozen 4
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OVERALL RATING: 8+
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
150 Mins.
Platinum X Pictures
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DIRECTOR: Brandon Iron
THEMES: Extreme facials, Cum eating
CONDOMS: None
2005
1/05
STARS: Hillary Scott, Lucy Thai, Amada Warren, Lexxi Ripca, Candy Sweet, Monique Larue, Michael Stefano, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes & 60 Sperm Doners.
Baker’s Dozen 4REVIEW-
This is one of those lines that perhaps I shouldn’t like so much, but I really do. I’m generally not into the extreme cum play flicks and side show sex bores more often than not. This movie does have a whole lot of cumshots and each seem ends up looking like a little bukkake. Brandon brings the girls in and makes sure that they get well fucked before being frosted and that helps take some of the homo-erotica edge off of the massive group jerk off action. It is probably the individual sex that make this line work so well for me. For some reason I just don’t get off watching a bunch of guys spanking the monkey.
Brandon gives blonde Hillary Scott a chance to talk a little bit as she shows off her body. With so many movies willing to skip interviews these days it is nice to at least hear her voice before she starts choking on dick. John Strong has the dick in question and she goes right for the self-gagging. (Dude, who the fuck is teaching the new girls that this is mandatory? It’s not even remotely fucking sexy so whoever you are, knock it off. NOW!) It is really too bad she does this because she’s a pretty girl and I want to like the scene. Instead I find myself wondering what the movie would sound like on mute. (Like whatever music you put on the background dickhead. What a dumb thing to wonder.) John ends the oral by flipping her over and fucking her ass. This is damn hot, but fuck if he doesn’t ask her if she wants to taste it three strokes in. (Again, who is passing out the standard playbook these days?) Instead of watching something hot, we are treated to something that is boring and a little bit lame. It wouldn’t be bad at all if they would just stick with the action. Look, we have a hot girl doing good anal in RCA so who in their right mind wants to see that stop so she can pretend to be gagging on John’s shit smelling dick? Seriously. I’m not trying to blame Brandon because everyone’s doing it these days. I just want to know why we can’t see a scene without this. It really messes with an otherwise hot scene. When he stays put in her ass for a while the footage is quite good and Hillary really seems to be quite a nasty young girl. She takes one big load on her face and scoops the jizz up with her fingers.
Lexxi Ripca comes in and announces that she is the clean up girl. This twenty year old brunette is tiny as can be and probably in need of some serious protein. The room quickly fills up with guys and now we get to watch as the two young darlings use their mouths in ways that probably have been keeping boys in backseats in their hometowns happy for the past few years. Lexxi holds her own and actually scores points because she seems less inclined to make those stupid gagging noises. There is more head grabbing and gagging than I like, but this is still a pretty decent group oral scene. I like the line up where Hillary blows one guy at a time and Lexxi follows. The POV stuff is best of course and there are a couple of great shots of the girls just surrounded by throbbing pricks. They get ready for the facial and Lexxi actually seems to be hiding from the spray a bit. Hillary is the star of this part of the show and her face is glazed over from forehead to chin before the guys are even half done. With her eyes plastered shut her tongue is out and searching for jizz. Lexxi waits for all the guys to finish and then slurps the cream from her friend’s face. This one is bound to please the bukkake fans.
Amanda Warren isn’t bad looking at all. She isn’t quite as cute as Hillary, but has quite an ass that is happy to show off. Her boobs are small and natural with enticing nipples. Steve Holmes goes right for her ass, sticking his tongue between her buns while she kisses Manuel Ferrera. (Where you see one, you will find the other.) Amanda has just enough time to comment on how big their cocks are before the guys bend her over Manuel’s lap as she tries to down his cock. Steve pumps from behind and gets her all warmed up. Somehow she makes them both fit into her holes and seems to be handling the DP action pretty well. Everything that I didn’t like about the first scene is absent from this one, making it damn hot porn. Am I alone in thinking that this scene is a lot sexier than the opener? Even though Hillary was better looking, Amanda takes dick in every hole, proves she can be nasty, but doesn’t over-do it. There are some gape shots after a long doggy with Holmes and then a nicely shot standing DP. She also spanks and jiggles her “fat ass” a little bit between shots. I don’t know if I would call it fat, but it’s meaty and certainly can take a pounding. After a truly impressive scene, the guys finish her off with shots of cum on her lips, in her mouth and with a little left over for her face. I don’t even care what her glaze scene looks like at this point. The three-way was more than enough for me.
The guys hanging around certainly care about the glazing though. They line up and turn the horny girl loose. She really seems good with her hands and is able to squat between several of them for some deep oral strokes. I like the way she keeps smiling in between guys and the fact that while some of the dudes grab her head, most of sucking in controlled by the girl. The blowjob line footage is shot in POV fashion for a time and that really is pretty damn hot. Amanda takes their cum well, getting her face and tits totally covered and still working her hands when she can. That smile is still on her face as well. This chick is sexy and her scene has restored my faith in this flick.
Lucy Thai is up next and since this girl is one of my absolute favorites, I can’t wait to see her get nailed. First she has to suck a couple of cocks and with her perfect tits hanging out of her top she does just that. Lucy has great lips and is careful to make sure that both Strong and Michael Stefano get plenty of attention. She licks balls and goes deep on John while Michael gets his shot at her pussy. The spoon footage gives us a chance to see the great vag action, the hungry way she sucks cock and still allows us a great view of that body. They slip a cock up her ass and she just keeps moaning with her mouth full. (See, no fucking gag sounds and what do you know….fucking heat baby.) John rolls her into RCA so that Michael can slide right home for some hot DP. Lucy does dismount to suck them clean, but only after a few minutes so it feels a little less like a distraction. Watching a woman this beautiful get slammed so hard is still a rare thing in porn so we all have to be thankful that Lucy hasn’t turned her back on gonzo just yet. The guys finish up the DP and give her some solid anal action for a while. The footage is great with Lucy on her knees and her ass looking as inviting as can be. She knows what we want for the finish and leaves her pretty face right in between their cocks as they fire sticky loads of white cream all across her lips and nose. It is still streaked onto her face when Candy Sweet comes in to do the clean up.
Lucy really doesn’t need any help, but Candy sticks around to service the guys anyway. They both get busy with their mouths, but it’s not fair to stick Candy in there with Lucy like this. Check out the way the gorgeous Asian babe has her perfect tits shaking as she gets mouth-fucked. To be fair, Candy does a really nice job of blowing guys and even gives us some nice eye contact as she does it. She keeps the guys happy and that counts for a lot. Now that I’ve given her equal time let’s get back to Lucy shall we? She is taking cocks deep and using those full lips perfectly. I love the way the action is shot with lots of eye contact, good tight shots and no real low-angle stuff to waste our time. In the end, Lucy asks for cream and the guys start dishing out big loads. She talks her way through the first couple, letting it drip from her cheeks as it closes her eyes. It looks like every inch of her face is covered and there is still more for her tits. Candy waits until every guy has shot his load before she starts licking and sucking it off. While this isn’t as interesting to me as the hot sex or the massive facials, it is bound to keep some of you stroking for a while.
Hillary comes back with Monique LaRue as her clean up whore. The final oral bang brings us right back home to that annoying gagging shit. Hillary, baby girl, come on. You are cute as fuck and seem nasty enough to be on everyone’s top ten list soon. You don’t have to make those noises to prove that you’re nasty. You are setting a horrible example for the new girl next to you. As the facial shots start the action is good again, though I want to know who left the fucking yellow load on her face and what the fuck is wrong with that guy. Someone call AIM and have him checked out. The brand new girl has a very messy face to clean off and she slurps like she’s trying to take off a layer of skin as well as all of the protein.
After the first scene I was really disappointed in this movie, but it rebounds quickly and completely. Lucy Thai has a lot to do with that of course. Her scene is fucking awesome and she is easily one of the hottest women on the planet. If you only need one reason to watch this movie, Lucy is that reason. She looks great, fucks like a true slut and if I don’t stop drooling all over her I will never finish this review. Hillary is a very good looking girl and she has better than average energy. I just wish she hadn’t been brainwashed into thinking that faux-gag sound is a requisite skill for new porn chicks. Amanda isn’t quite as cute, but she has sexual heat that nearly rivals Lucy’s. With two out of the three main scenes giving us great intensity, the movie is pretty set even before you get to the massive facial cum play. I know that a lot of you watching this movie are tuning in to see pretty girls get glazed. They do that in a big way and have clean up girls to suck down the protein mix. Watching girls like Hillary and Lucy get glazed doesn’t do as much for me as the actual scenes, but this footage is perfectly shot and gives us the chance to watch a whole lot of semen sucking. If that is your thing then you’ll get what you want. If it isn’t then watching Lucy take on two big cocks is worth the price of the movie.
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