Spend the Holidays With Barbii

OVERALL RATING: 7

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

93 Mins.

Cinderella

DIRECTOR: Jerry Bronson

THEMES: Cheating, Sluts

CONDOMS: None

1987

9/87

STARS: Barbii, Peter North, Laurel Canyon, Kathleen Gentry, Scott Irish, Buddy Love, Randy Paul, Derek Lany

REVIEW-

I can’t believe that this movie is nearly twenty years old. I can’t believe that nearly two decades later some of the women are still around. I also can’t believe that a woman as hot as Barbii just vanished from the porn scene so quickly. This little feature is actually a remake of a movie called “Take My Body” that starred Traci Lords in the lead role. It’s about a sexually liberated young woman who just doesn’t want to be tied down. Some of the guys she fucks are cool with it, but some want more. Laurel Canon plays Barbii’s married sister (Christy Canyon had the role in the original.) who wants her sister to settle down and be a good girl. Kathleen Gentry (Taking the Stacy Donovan role for this one) is a lover who proves that even bi-girls can be possessive of such a hot piece of ass. I wouldn’t classify this movie or the star as on par with the original, but the three women in the cast are tasty anyway.

The movie opens with Barbii being licked by Peter North. The action isn’t very well shot with a lot of close up shots of her hands, Peter’s nose and other rather soft angles. As he moves up to stick his dick into her pussy, her phone rings and some guy leaves a message on her answering machine. If he is upset or distracted by this, Peter doesn’t show it. He just keeps pounding away while Barbii loudly declares her love for his big prick. More messages come as he fucks her, but they keep going until he blows a huge load all over her stomach.

While Barbii is hot between the sheets she is cold everywhere else. Peter is told he can leave his number on the table on the way out. The little babe is quite the player who isn’t ready to be tied down no matter how hard her sister (Laurel Canyon) tries to set her up. She also has a special female friend, Kathleen Gentry who alternates between loving Barbii and giving it up to her man. The thing that makes this scene interesting is the way Kathleen stretches during the pre-scene dialog. It’s great tease and shows off one of the things that made her such a hot on-screen fuck. She pulls her legs way back to give him easy access to her sweet little box. When she starts sucking his dick it gets hard right away and in the pre-V days that was the sign of a good cock sucker. (Or a great male performer I guess.) They do some doggy and then she rolls over to show off her flexibility again. It isn’t exactly a blistering sex scene, but it isn’t too bad either. Eventually she jerks him off onto her stomach.

Tried of her sister’s meddling in her affairs, Barbii leaves a dinner party early after the subject of marriage is brought up once too often. The unpleasant end to the evening has some upside though as both couples can spend private time together. Laurel and her husband Buddy Love both agree that wasting a good hard on would be a bad thing so the sexy little blonde slips it into her mouth. She always looked like she was having a great time with a dick in her mouth. It was part of what made her so appealing and one of the things that made it tough for me to interview her a few years ago. Laurel moves up and straddles his face, rubbing her slit on his tongue and getting nice and juicy in the process. Buddy works his cock into her for a few strokes, but she wants to be on top where she can squat and grind like a champ. She slides right off and sucks her cream from his cock until he explodes into her fist. Laurel licks it up lovingly, proving that marriage can be a beautiful thing.

Back at her place Barbii is giving her lucky date a really fine blowjob as well. She and Laurel both know what to do and even though it’s a short BJ, we can see how much this girl likes sucking big pricks. Wrapping her fingers around it, she guides it into her pussy and starts riding. Her body really is perfect, with a cute little butt and perky tits that look a look like sets that women pay for. He takes her from behind and we don’t get many good shoots in this position. They save the longer shots for mish as he pounds away until his dick shoots all over her tummy. It’s a rather poorly shot scene, but Barbii is worth watching.

Laurel may be happily married, but that doesn’t stop her from having fantasies about the grocery delivery guy, Scott Irish. In her fantasy she is sweeping the stairs in a gold top, no pants and heels. Scott comes down with a bag of food and a hard on. You know where it goes from here. She makes short work of his cock with her mouth and then spreads her thighs to let him sample her blonde muff. Laurel is happy with his work, but wants that dick back in her mouth for another round. Just when it seems Scott is going to fill her mouth with cum, he mounts her on the stairs and drills the hot blonde wife with hard strokes for about two minutes. He pulls out and shoots all over the stairs, hitting her pussy with a single drop of cream. Good thing his tip isn’t dependent on his aim.

Barbii is put off by anyone who tries to get too possessive with her and that includes Kathleen. They have a bit of a tiff and Barbii ends up in the bathtub alone. Since she can’t keep her hand off of her pussy, the bath naturally becomes a hot masturbation scene that includes some odd shots of her sticking her toe up into the faucet. Eventually Kathleen joins her and gets the kind of Barbii love that she wanted. The sex is rather low key with some gentle finger play and a whole lot of hot Kathleen’s body as she writhes and cums all over her friend’s hands.

In the end Barbii has to give her sister a lecture about doing whatever she wants with her body. Laurel agrees and still loves her sister no matter how many cocks she sucks. The one she actually chooses to suck is Peter’s. He is back for a second round and is very happy to have her pretty lips wrapped around his member. Settling down in front of the fire she licks his dick with long strokes and takes it as deep as she can. We get some nice shots of her body this time and plenty of great coverage of the BJ. He asks if she wants to fuck, but Barbii just smiles and tells him that she is happy just giving him head. (Perfect woman, no?) He gives her a big load in and on her mouth as she continues to stroke until every drop has been drained. It’s not the three-guy blow bang that Traci did in the original, but it’s still pretty damn hot.

This movie is definitely not as hot as the original, but we can’t see that one so let’s enjoy what we do have. Barbii is a perfect little porn star. Her face is cute, her lips are full and ready for cocksucking and her body is awesome. She has a cute little butt, perky tits and that pale, freckled skin that only comes from redheads. Her tits are good enough to be paid for, but are all hers. Sexually she is pretty damn good as well. The scenes are tame, but she is a great cock sucker, is vocal and her body looks great from any angle. Now that the Barbii fan club portion of the review is over let’s talk about the rest of the movie. Laurel Canyon is just as hot and may actually be a better fuck than the star. She is remarkable cute and sexy as hell. (I’d still put her near the top of women I’d want to work with if I shot my own POV series.) Kathleen is pretty sexy as well and gets to show off her flexibility. As an added bonus for some of you, we get quite a bit of athletic-type warm up from the women. Barbii does a strip tease in her work out suit, Kathleen stretches and the whole thing has a very 80’s gym rat feel. The dialog is pretty bad at times and I remember the Traci/Christy/Stacy scenes having more heat overall (I think Christy fucked Tom Byron in her car) but it’s still pretty decent movie if you like softer porn from the days just before the death of the feature.