Teagan: All-American Girl
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
89 Mins.
Digital Playground
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DIRECTOR: Celeste
THEMES: Eye Candy, Young Girls
CONDOMS: Some Noted
2005
3/05
STARS: Teagan Presley, Jana Cova, Kelly Kline, Hillary Scott, Holly Morgan, Sarah Blake, Paola Rey, Evan Stone, Scott Nails, Marco
Teagan: All-American GirlREVIEW-
For those of you who have never the box cover for this shot, be careful. It is one of the most perfect photographs of a female ever taken. If you stare long enough at this picture of Teagan you might become obsessed with her. (Someone needs to remind Rog that he was obsessed with her long before this photo was taken.) As one of the most beautiful girls in the business, Teagan is the perfect subject for the latest eye candy feast from Celeste. That’s a two-edged sword though because Celeste’s style often leaves raincoaters out in the cold. Just remember that when you pick it up. We’re going to see a movie that is perfectly shot, highly stylized and absolutely gorgeous. (Like Teagan herself.) With fellow DP girl Jana Cova and some other beautiful girls in the cast, Teagan and Celeste are certain to bring us one of the best looking movies of the year.
The movie opens with Teagan looking cute as can be as she skips rope. Along comes Evan Stone who seems to scare the pretty young girl at first. There is no dialog here, but we can figure out what’s going on pretty easily. He offers her some candy and she responds by bending over and letting him put his dick right into her ass. It’s a slow motion movie so this isn’t the kind of awesome anal action that we would like to see, but it’s really easy on the eyes. In between positions she stops to suck his cock. I am fighting the urge to type over and over how much hotter this scene would have been at full speed. Can we just call it a universal truth and consider it inserted every five lines from here on out? Teagan opens wide and gets a taste of his load when Evan shoots on her tongue.
Sarah Blake is feeding the rubber ducks in a pond. Marco comes up and joins her. (Birds of a feather I suppose.) They play for a while, tickling each other I believe. The violin music eventually gives way to a more upbeat sound, but the visuals never change. With great eye candy from start to finish, they give us a strong highlight with some good doggy. I’m afraid that Teagan’s absence and the style of the movie make this one a bit sleepy.
Teagan comes back in a colorful outfit sucking an oversized lollipop. She licks it for a while and then turns over to show off her ass. With her panties around her thighs, she rubs her pussy. Just about the time things heat up we move to the next scene.
Now we get to see Teagan in a bikini washing a car with her friend Kelli. I love this as tease footage and Celeste’s style is perfect for this type of interlude. Their bodies look great and watching another girl soap up Teagan’s soft flesh is about the hottest thing in this movie. Eventually Scott Nails joins the girls and he seems to enjoy Kelli’s full lips around his member. Teagan is just a spectator as Kelli bends over the hood and gets fucked. He finally jerks off onto her face to end the quick scene.
Paola Rey shows up for another of those pretty little tease scenes. She has her hair all piled up on her head and is playing with her pussy as huge bubbled roll by. This one is over almost before it begins, but it’s pretty as hell.
Hillary Scott is looking tasty but has done something to disappoint Marco. She failed a test and her offer of an apple doesn’t save her young bottom from a spanking. He bends her over and gives her schoolgirl butt a few whacks with a plastic ruler. She doesn’t look too thrilled as he pushes her head down to his lap. Without the soft music and slow motion this might actually be a tad on the brutal side. As soon as she starts fucking him, the pretty blonde reaches around and sticks fingers up her ass. There is some decent anal action here and a very pretty facial by this young girl.
Be ready to OD on eye candy as Teagan hooks up with Jana Cova. They are in the kitchen preparing for a bake sale, but I don’t see anything as tasty as these gorgeous creatures. With most of the strokeable heat drained from the scene we still get some incredible shots. Teagan kneels behind Jana and adores her sweet cheeks. This is really soft-core, but I can’t wait to see these two girls working together in other projects.
We follow that up with more veggie fun with Teagan and Holly playing outside with a piñata. They are both cute as can be and if you’ve enjoyed the movie to this point then will really like watching them celebrate the breaking of the piñata. They have a small dildo inside and Holly uses it on her pussy. There isn’t anything here that it as pretty as in the last scene and the style just kind of kills it for me.
For a final fling Teagan hooks up with Scott. He is asleep and she writes a sexy note on his chest, waking him up. She is wearing sexy red boots, a little hat and just looks great from head to toe. Scott gives her what she wanted, slipping his hard cock between her lips and letting her go to town. This would be nothing short of stunning at full speed. It’s followed by some really hot looking anal as Teagan rolls onto her side before really taking things over the top with RCA. Could any woman look better in this position? I really don’t think so. She eats his load at the end of the scene, giving us another memorable shot of her pretty face with DNA dripping from it.
Where do I start? For what it is, this movie is actually perfect. From start to finish the movie is impeccably shot, beautiful and highly stylized. Teagan is the perfect subject for a flick like this. She is gorgeous with a perfect body, cute face and is just the kind of girl that makes everyone watching want to fuck her silly. In fact I wouldn’t have liked this movie has as much as I did if it weren’t for Teagan. On the other hand I might not have hated the parts I disliked as much if it were a girl I didn’t care about in the starring role. After all, some girls aren’t a big loss, but what we miss from Teagan in this movie constitutes a huge loss of strokeable heat. I am sure that there is some great stuff here at full speed, but the style of the movie just drains the heat from virtually every second. No matter how pretty it is, we just can’t get the full impact of a scene with the soft music in the background and the scene on 1/3 speed. We’ve been over this before so let’s not waste any more time bashing it. I appreciate this movie for everything that it is. It is a perfectly shot piece of eye candy that looks spectacular on DVD. If this is the kind of movie you like then make room on your shelf. It is the best example of porn of this sort I have seen all year. It just isn’t the kind of movie or sex that I am looking for when I pick up a porn flick.
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