Cum Oozing Holes
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OVERALL RATING: 5-
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
140 Mins.
Platinum X Pictures
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DIRECTOR: Toni Ribas
THEMES: Internal Pop Shots, Cum Swapping, Choking, Spitting
CONDOMS: None
2005
2/05
STARS: Gia Paloma, Tyla Wynn, Sativa Rose, Kat, Lyla Lei, Vanilla Skye, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano,
Cum Oozing HolesREVIEW-
I have to admit that before this movie even starts I’m not looking forward to it. The title is less than appealing to me, but the opening credits have pretty much sealed things. Though I really like the cast and enjoy Toni Ribas’ work in general this just isn’t for me. During the credits we are treated to a host of dripping holes and somehow watching girls fart cum from their asses just doesn’t turn me on no matter who is doing the farting. I know that a lot of you are looking for this kind of stuff and that’s fine. I just can’t get into watching sex that is so mechanical and dispassionate. It’s like watching animals fuck or some kind of sexual side show. Maybe the sex leading up to the shots will be worth it, but despite a good class, the clips we get during the credits don’t seem to be much more than freak show sex that waste the talents of the hot women in the cast.
Tyla Wynn starts things out and she does a nice bit of teasing before crawling over to the required couch to star the side show. She puts Manuel’s big cock in her mouth and is fucked immediately from behind by Michael Stefano. I’ve seen Tyla do some very hot stuff, but she clearly can’t handle Manuel in her mouth. It seems to fit better in her ass when she switches ends on the guys. There is some decent action as the guys take turns in her ass. Tyla has good energy and a great body so the scene has those factors going for it. They DP her easily, but the best footage comes when she is taking it up the ass in RCA. Those tits are just perfect and Tyla really does work well with Manuel’s prick stretching her butthole. Even when Toni steps to get some Tyla doesn’t slow down. She takes dick in every hole and things are looking good until someone decides to step on her head. Dude, who the fuck wants to see some guy’s fucking foot right in the middle of the scene. This should be outlawed or at least discouraged in all heterosexual porn. That lame break leads us into the finish. After taking a big internal anal shot, she pushes it onto the floor and then runs her tongue through it. For good measure someone rubs her face in it. Yeah, no thanks. Call this one a hot scene with a major wood kill at the end.
Sativa Rose looks fantastic as she teases the camera. She tells us that she is a nasty slut and is about to do everything she can to prove it. Spreading her legs she rubs her pussy and then has to follow a dildo through the house. It’s cute POV footage with the toy finding its way between her lips and leading her around. Manuel replaces the toy with his own cock and Sativa has a good time nibbling on that thing. Her pussy is a bit tight, but he works with her slowly enough to let her build into it. We get some excellent footage of her sweet ass as she rides his big cock. Sativa is so good looking and so willing to work hard for a good scene that I can’t help but enjoy the action here. I keep waiting for something to happen that fucks up the heat, but we get a really hot scene this time. In spoon he is able to fuck her hard enough to make those perfect tits jiggle. They get into reverse cowgirl for some hot fucking that leads to an internal pop. As his load dribbles out, she dismounts and cleans it off of his cock. This is a little less stomach churning that the last scene so I can safely say that this scene works from start to finish.
Kat and Lyla Lei are sharing some oral fun with a butt plug as they talk to the camera. More tease with these two cuties would be nice, but they are led into another room where Stefano and John Strong are waiting. Kat gets Stefano while Lyla mounts Strong’s dick. It’s hot footage, but they move too quickly to anal while Mike and Kat at least try some standing 69. Kat is ready for DP and takes it quite easily. For some reason everything in this scene seems rushed. The girls change places after just a few minutes and like Kat, Lyla is up for some hard double penetration. I like both of these girls, but the action would have been much better in separate scenes. Instead Kat’s hot piledriver has to share the screen with some A2M by Lyla. Both are hot, but without the attention they need things just never get to the level they should. The side by side anal does allow for about as much ass to mouth action as you could possibly want. I am a huge Kat fan, but I have to say that Lyla does more than hold her own in this one. Other than being split, the action here is perfect right up until the end. An internal pop for Lyla that get pushed into Kat’s mouth is followed by an anal gusher that is just so fucking side show that it should put this movie onto the fetish shelf. This just isn’t sex any more.
I really like Gia Paloma, but I have a really bad feeling about this scene. Steve Holmes has his hand on the back of her head and she is already gagging. (At least she is gagging on a guy who is big enough to gag on.) There is such a thing as too much enthusiasm and we’re bordering on that as Gia tries hard to be the loudest slut in all of porn. As she gets fucked at both ends the gagging starts again and the lighting is really horrible. First there isn’t enough and then when we see someone turn one on, it makes everything orange. Those issues go away when they hit the bedroom and after some stupid hand sucking, they get back to fucking her. If you don’t like choking, slapping or A2M as sport, then skip this whole scene. I hate saying that because Gia is so fucking hot. There is just not at vaguely erotic about the action here. It is a waste of good talent and a complete misuse of her sexual energy. We even get some more duck noises to complete thing. This scene seems to go on forever, making me struggle against the urge to continue bashing it. No need though because an internal pop turned cum cocktail is followed by two directly into her mouth. Thus ends a thoroughly disappointing scene. If misogynist non-sex is what gets you off then this scene is perfect. Otherwise find something else with Gia in it. She is better than this.
Vanilla Skye is a pretty girl with a very nice looking ass. She starts out with a nice blowjob on Toni that turns ugly when he grabs her throat. She moves on top and he slaps her ass while she bounces up and down on his dick. This is a whole lot better than a lot of the scenes in the movie at this point. They both work hard I don’t really need to see him shove fingers into her mouth and choke her, but the actual sex is pretty good here. He keeps pulling her off of his cock to spread her pussy open. Maybe that turns some people on, but it kind of kills the energy for me. They go some hot anal as well. Vanilla is impressing me a lot more than I expected she would. There is A2M of course, but it doesn’t seem quite a side-show as in some of the other scenes. For the most part this is just good, hard sex with a girl who seems to enjoy it. If we could have had RCA footage with Gia that is this good then I think I would have loved her scene. Vanilla takes it hard, loves every inch and has her legs flailing around beautifully. The final shot in her pussy leads to a messy cream pie ending that doesn’t exactly thrill me, but it is definitely better than a lot of the stuff we have seen to this point.
There are a few great moments in this movie, but mostly it’s a big disappointment. I really like both Tyla and Gia, but their scenes in this flick leave me cold. It takes a lot for that to happen so this was a shock to say the least. A couple of the other scenes are a whole lot better. Kat and Lyla were very hot, but I think the scene suffers from ADD thanks to the required switching and swapping. I did like Sativa and Vanilla quite a bit. It is hard to mess up a scene with Sativa, but Vanilla is a real surprise. I’m just not into the kind of stuff that is offered here. Choking, gagging, slapping and internal shots are all on the list of things that either bore me or turn me off. These things don’t make up the whole of the action so I did enjoy some of it. If these things don’t ruin the sex for you go ahead and bump the score up a few points. It’s mostly well shot and great if you like oozing holes and the women who possess them.
