I Love Em Asian

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

133 Mins

Acid Rain

www.acidrainvideo.com

DIRECTOR: Dan Daper

THEMES: Asian Girls,

CONDOMS:

2005

11/04

STARS: Jayna Oso, Katsumi, Mika Tan, Charmane Star, Lacy Tom, Avena Lee, Otto Bauer, Sacha, Alberto Rey, Benjamin Brat & Nick Manning.

REVIEW-

Acid Rain has a whole collection of “I Love Em” and “I Dig Em” movie. It was hard for me to choose between Asian, Natural, Latin or Pigtails today. Since I couldn’t find an Asians with Pigtails movie in the bunch I grabbed this one. Any time we get Charmane Star, Mika Tan and Avena Lee in the same movie it is going to be worth a look. What worries me from the start is the potential for the dreaded MTB. Male Talent Blabbering is a dangerous disease that is spreading through porn and threatens to kill the wood of 95% of the viewing audience. Those of us watching without the aide of Redi-Boner pills aren’t turning to straight porn to hear guys bark directions, growl insults and ooze misogyny. Wow, the movie hasn’t even started and already I’m bracing for a possible storm. I just know that if the MTB ruins this hot cast of Asian prick pleasers, I will be really pissed off.

French fan fave Katsumi is up first. I like the way the camera follows her up the stairs during the tease, showing off her great legs and ass. Her make up is really harsh though with thick lipstick and day-glow yellow mascara. She still looks good, but the make up could definitely have been toned down a bit. In her thick accent she tells us that DP is her favorite so she needs two guys to keep her happy. One of them takes her mouth and the other fucks her from behind. They didn’t clear her dress out of the shot so there is some long black fringe in the shot that becomes a bit distracting. That issue goes away when she stands up and gets fucked hard. The guys talk too much during the action, but once they settle in for the DP things are rolling along pretty well. Only the lame-ass choking and pesky wardrobe get in the way at this point. It takes a lot for the male-chatter to ruin a good scene, but they come close this time. Katsumi takes it hard as always, but I’m not picking up my heat here. It’s more sport fucking and plays more like two over-compensating former frat boys screwing a bored (and overly made-up) hooker. She gobbles their goop like a perfect little babe. It isn’t Katsumi’s fault that the scene fails, it’s just a half hour of dispassionate action.

Charmane Starr is so hot that just staring at her is enough to give most guys wood. Apparently that wasn’t enough for Nick Manning though. He’s semi-stiff when he grabs the back of her head and growls at her to stick it in her mouth. A notorious motor-mouth, Nick manages to stay quiet for a few seconds while we enjoy this gorgeous little babe working her mouth. I wonder if we’re supposed to laughing. Are his verbal antics a joke? It’s like someone cross-bred Harry Reams with Lurch and threw him into some misogynistic tizzy. Aside from that the scene is great. Charmane pumps her little pussy down on his dick, taking it easily and taking over the verbal portion of the scene for a few glorious moments. The shots of her ass as she rides in cowgirl are particularly nice and unlike Katsumi, Charmane is able to work some real heat from the scene. All of the action is nicely shot (Except for one really bad low angle shot of Nick’s balls instead of Charmane’s face.) Oh man, Nick just growled “it’s throbbing in your cunt, your cock hungry cunt.” and I nearly fell out of my chair. Please tell me that he’s trying to be this damn funny. Of course I shouldn’t be laughing when Charmane is busy backing her gorgeous body up on his dick. She spins around and takes a great load on her tongue. This one is better, but it’s about time for all directors to invest in ball gags for their male talent.

Jayna Oso is another sexy little Asian babe who knows how to get nasty. The tease stuff looks great, but as soon as the sex starts, the same old stuff comes back. I wonder if we are ever going to move pass this male-chatter phase. Why do I want to hear some guy barking instructions and force feeding his fingers down her throat? So far this movie has been filled with stuff like this, but this particular scene is polluted by it. Jayna is very hot, but we really don’t get see much of her other than her asshole as it gets stretched by fingers. We certainly don’t hear her because the guy (Ben Brat in this case.) seems to think that his banter is what we care about. To her credit, Jayna seems to be having fun with it and even seems OK with having them force A2M on her. I’m sure that this stuff turns someone on, I just don’t see it. Even the good anal is ruined by some guy’s growling face as he chokes her. Maybe I just like women too much to get off on this kind of stuff. This just looks like two guys who could give a shit about women, sex or even good porn. Jayna does stay vocal and energetic throughout so that’s worth something. I don’t know how is to blame here really. Is it the director for not controlling the scene? (Or choosing to shoot this kind of thing instead of good hard sex.) Or is it the male talent who seem so totally clueless about the people watching? When they finally shoot cum in her mouth I feel like I’ve been set free. Hopefully the next scene won’t be such a sexual black hole.

Avena Lee is another girl who is so fucking pretty that I dread the possible waste of sexual heat already. Some dude finds her asleep and wakes her up by sticking his dick in her mouth. After a few strokes he starts talking, but so far everything is fine. We have some great eye contact as she takes his meat between her pretty lips and starts sucking. Sascha is the guy dishing out the dick this time and he stays a bit more quiet than the others. Instead of growling he leans back and lets her ride his cock like she needs an itch starched. Avena really goes to town and even talks dirty while fucking him nice and hard. When she asks to be choked, he obliges. I don’t share her passion for this practice, but the spoon footage is very hot and it doesn’t really fuck with the rhythm of the scene. It’s a good hard fuck with Avena riding his lap as he fingers her ass and spanks the cheeks. He finally shoots a big load all over her pretty face. If all of the scenes were shot like this I would already be clearing a spot on my shelf for this flick.

Mika Tan and Lacy Tom team up for the finale. They team up for a double blowjob on Otto Bauer. We’re back to the wall to wall male talk and that just doesn’t work. He flips Mika upside down and fucks her throat, but she doesn’t slow down for a second. As a big Mika Tan fan I am already disappointed that in order to get to her great talk I have to listen a guy (any guy, I’m not picking on Otto) babble on. Lacy takes a ride and Mika chokes her pretty hard. He stacks the girls on top of each other and there is some really hot stuff going on as he goes from pussy to pussy. Both girls enjoy sucking pussy juice from Otto’s dick and Mika’s dirty talk manages to make the whole thing pretty good. He ends up feeding them a load that they gobble up like the greedy little sluts they are.

OK so this is a whole lot of good and a whole lot of bad. The best thing about this movie is the cast of ladies. From Mika Tan to Avena Lee and Katsumi we have great looking women who know how to fuck. Sadly Katsumi’s scene suffers from questionable makeup and a rather bored looking female star. Charmane is hot enough to get us through Nick’s stand up routine. (Seriously, those noises and that banter have to be a joke, right?) Jayna can’t quite get beyond the MTB coming from Ben in her scene. It was nearly as big a waste of talent as the opener. Avena drew the long straw and was able to work with her guy instead of having to overcome him. Otto tries to talk his two girls into submission, but Mika does him one better and manages to give us a great scene to finish things out. After watching this movie and seeing the u
tter destruction that MTB can cause I believe it is time to act. First of all we need to supply porn producers with ball gags for all of their male talent. That may help minimize the affects of this dreaded disease. I would also like to suggest a charity concert to cure the afflicted meat puppets. (All joking aside I don’t know if we should blame the guys or the directors. Whoever is to blame really should be stopped because they are ruining some potentially great porn. This one should have been a lot better.)