Attention Whores 4
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
83 Mins.
JM Productions
www.jerkoffzone.com
DIRECTOR: Ashley Blue
THEMES:
CONDOMS: None
2005
6/05
STARS: Cindy Crawford, Ashley Blue, Candi Summers, Lyla Lei, Katie Gold, Genesis Skye, Isabella Stanza, Gia Jordan, Rob Rotten, Johnny Thrust, Herschel Savage & Chris Mountain.
REVIEW-
I was just about to do the usual open where I outline the movie we’re about to see. I had some things to say about Ashley Blue, JM Productions and how they are a great fit. How Ashley is really good at dishing out abuse (fun, sexy abuse) and how she really seems to shine when she can make fun of stuck up porn bitches in this line. Yeah, I had a whole paragraph of that and was starting to write it when I clicked on the BTS reel. Holy shit. Twenty minutes flew by and I hadn’t written a word about Ashley or JM. Watching Lucy Lee melt down has to be the BTS highlight of the year. Whatever happened, and I’m not taking sides here sure pissed of Lucy and she throws a tantrum that would make Sean Penn or Tommy Lee really proud.
Ashley opens the movie by interviewing Gia Jordan. If you don’t laugh listening to these two do the interview then you have never really listened to porn interviews. Ashley Blue’s “signature looks” may be the funniest thing in porn I’ve seen all year. Can I nominate this movie for best comedy? This stuff is so good that the sex is a bit of a letdown. Ashley and Gia take turns easily swallowing every inch Rob Rotten has to offer. The laughs keep coming and both girls stay in character. Sexually we into the gagging and quacking realm so there isn’t a whole lot to stroke to unless you like this stuff. Somehow it is more entertaining to see Ashley holding up her box covers and she tries hard to gag on Rob’s rod. Gia does some nice RCA, but they are both so good at mocking how seriously we all take porn sometimes that it is better as comedy than smut. They share a load of cum. I’m not sure if it is a good thing that the scene makes me laugh so much, but I like that it does.
Katie Gold is funny as well as she camps up her “superstar” interview with Ashley. Again this would be less funny if it didn’t seem like she were actually reading a transcript from a contract girl interview. Genesis Skye doesn’t get to be interviewed, but she does join Katie for some cock sucking. Herschel Savage is just lying there letting the girls pass his unit back and forth. Katie does more talking that quacking so things are better this time around. Genesis takes the first ride and makes reference to her expensive new titties as she bounces up and down. Katie tricks the other girl into leaving for a while so she can treat Herschel to some “Katie Gold pussy.” The ego-talk continues as the girls duke it out in a battle of the asses. I like Genesis quite a bit, but I still think that Katie’s anal skills might be more developed than her young friend. Eventually the girls share his load and spit it at each other. This scene is hotter, but still great comedy.
Since Cindy Crawford was a contract girl she really knows her stuff. They take some serious shots at her former company and then go into a highly polished version of how she got into porn. After talking about how pretty she is, Cindy finds herself trying to choke down Johnny Thrust’s cock while Isabella Stanza fights for attention. Cindy takes the lead in this mis-matched scene, showing off that body and proving that pretty contract girls can fuck like cheap sluts. The camera stays on Cindy even when the other girl is being fucked. I think we all understand the pecking order here. With only one girl this would be a very hot scene. In this case Cindy really does deserve more attention. (For some reason this scene is giving me flashbacks to time when I would sit on the couch and say “why the fuck is Sharon Mitchell fucking up this Ginger Lynn scene?”) Cindy turns in a good ass fuck and then shares the facial with her friend. It is good to see Ms. Crawford take the hard-core turn and she seems to have fun with this scene. (Now where is that Mr. Marcus fuck she promised us?)
Lyla Lei was supposed to do her scene with Lucy Lee, but we all know that isn’t going to happen. The interview this time is funny, but not for the same reasons as the others. Lyla really doesn’t get it and Ashley looks ready to just give up. Candi Summers is a Southern redhead who does a much better job. I haven’t seen this girl before but if you like pale redheads, she looks pretty fucking good. They get to work with Chris Mountain (The guy Lucy called “Shrek” and the man who set off the train wreck we saw in the BTS.) He does kind of look like an oaf, chomping on his gum and fumbling with Candi’s bra as Lyla greedily munches on his cock. Lyla tries really hard to be a good attention, but she ends up sounding like a contract girl trying to deliver dialog. This is the sort of flat “acting” that AVN actually gives awards to so I expect to see Lyla up for a Best Supporting Actress award. The girls trash-talk each other as they watch the vag. Things are about even at this point, but Lyla pulls away during the anal. Her little ass gets drilled and keeps talking dirty the whole time. The ass fucking here is some of the best sex of the flick. Candi won’t take it up the ass, but she does A2M from Lyla’s and happily shares Shrek…errrr Chris’ cream in the end.
I honestly think that this is one of the funniest porno flicks I have seen all year. Ashley and the other girls stick to their Attention Whore personas just perfectly. Sexually it is a solid movie with nothing that really stands out as great, but nothing unwatchable either. Seeing Cindy in hard-core gonzo stuff is a good thing and I liked her scene quite a bit. I would have liked it better without the distracting second girl to bring down the average, but it almost makes the action funnier. Ashley is good as usual and almost seems unchallenged when she is working with smaller guys these days. There was only a bit of the quacking stuff that kills scenes and a whole lot of nicely shoot footage to more than make up for that. I do think that some better male talent might have made the scenes better, but at least the guys shut up and behaved like the meat puppets they are supposed to be. If you pick this up, please don’t miss the BTS. Watching Lucy go fucking nuts is worth a couple of bucks in rental fees.
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