Glazed & Confused 5

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OVERALL RATING: 4+

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

107 Mins.

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DIRECTOR: William H.

THEMES: Facials

CONDOMS: None

2005

5/05

STARS: Roxy Jezel, Tiana Lyn, Denise Kay, Nikki Blaze, Destiny, Victoria Sweet,

REVIEW-

Of all the stuff William H has done so far, I think I like this series the best. It’s a pretty simple mini-bang line that does really well with fans of massive facials. It is usually pretty well shot with different set ups to set it apart from the usual couch porn. There are some great faces in this movie. Tiana Lynn is fantastic, Roxy Jezel is looking great these days and Destiny is the kind of girl you just want to nut all over. (There is a bonus scene on the tape as well and it stars Christie Lee so you don’t want to miss that.)

We lead of with Destiny DeVille in a cage. I’ve seen this girl in some web stuff and know that she is quite a talker when she gets going. With very little light in the room, Destiny prowls around her cage for a few moments before she is suddenly surrounded by cocks. When her mouth isn’t stuffed she is talking up a storm. The cage is small and doesn’t give her a lot of room to work, but she still does a pretty decent job. When she finally gets out of the cage things pick up because we can see more of her body and she can move freely around to devour meat as only a true slut can. I am not a fan of the low angle blowjob footage so I am very happy to see most of the action here captured straight on from above. Anyone who doesn’t like slapping is going to have a rough time with this one though. Destiny asks the guys to slap her hard and they do. When they aren’t smacking her with open hands, they beat her into submission with their dicks. They finally surround her and try to drown her in jizz. Destiny keeps right on talking as she wears load after load of hot cream. When one of them disappoints her she sends him away and asks for more. This one is a little dark and rough for my taste, but it’s till pretty damn good.

Tiana Lynn always looks upper cute in her glasses so I’m happy to see her when them in place as she strips off her panties and starts rubbing her pretty little pussy. She quickly squirts all over herself and then falls asleep where she dreams of a massive oral gang bang. As soon as she sees a cock, Tiana (Now without the glasses I am sad to say) starts sucking it for all she’s worth. There are some nice shots from the side as her firm breasts shake every time she drops her mouth down around a hard shaft. There is a bit of the gagging stuff that I don’t like, but Tiana is one of those girls who can balance her sweet looks with hard-core sexually really well. I do enjoy the variety of angles we get in this scene, but it feels like we never quite connect with the action due to a lack of straight-on shots. We have a great looking girl with amazing eyes; why not take advantage of that? As a little added treat she sticks her ass high in the air and invites the guys to come and taste it. Three cocks probably aren’t enough to really give Tiana what she needs, but her pretty face gets pretty fucking messy as they give her their loads. I liked this scene, but not as much as I could have.

Dick Nasty wakes up Roxy Jezel and he is pissed because she’s in an insane asylum. It’s a bit creepy because he wants to teach her a lesson by having some of the guys from the warehouse abuse her dirty mouth. After some initial rebellion Roxy gets busy sucking. The early footage here is shot from below so we miss out on the chance to see Roxy’s pretty face. Her energy is good and we do get some nice longer shots of her body. I just can’t understand why we see more of her chin than her eyes. As the guys line up around her Dick barks orders and even calls out the switches. This would be great shit if the camera were in a better position. It just takes us way too long to get anything that lives up to the potential that an oral bang with Roxy brings to the table. On the plus side, the facials are well shot and as usual she takes them with a smile and a stream of nasty talk.

Kyle Stone is hanging out with his friends and they apparently have some Spanish Fly or at least something that they tell Kyle’s girlfriend is SF. Nikki Blaze pops by to pick up some money and they give her a sip of the stuff. They even tell her what it’s supposed to be, but she tells them that it isn’t even real. Real or not, she ends up horny enough to suck every guy in the room. Kyle is upset at first, but eventually joins the parade of cock that passes through Nikki’s young lips. After two really hot chicks, Nikki is a bit of a step down from Tiana in looks and a big step down from Roxy in skill. That isn’t to say that this scene is without heat. Nikki does a pretty good job with the guy. By now it would be redundant to note that the camera work is too experimental for its own good. There some OK tit shots, but other than the big facials this scene is mostly a let down.

Denise Kay pops by next and the same thing happens to her. She drinks the juice and starts sucking. This girl looks great in her short skirt and low-cut top. It doesn’t take long for her to get out of that top and start sucking some dick. The camera moves right down to shoot the underside of her boobs for a while. We do get a few seconds of nice POV angle (with no eye contact of course) and then it’s back down for the underside view. I wonder if there is a whole group of people who have been clamoring for scenes to be shot from below and I just missed it. If that is the case then I can understand the trend. If it is just something people are trying to be different, then it can stop any day. The stream of facials is good and Denise’s pretty face gets decorated pretty well by the guys.

Victoria Sweet is the last girl to suck in this movie and we have gone back to the beginning in some respects. She dances around and plays with the cage, but stays outside of it for her sucking. The guys line up on one side of a velvet rope and she stays on the other as they fuck her face. Though this is an interesting set up, the low angle profile shots of a girl wearing sunglasses and caging on cock just hold no interest. I don’t know that this scene is bad so much as it is boring. There is just no heat at all and unless you happen to like cum on glasses then feel free to call it quits before this one even starts.

VHS fans do get a bonus scene from G&C 3 with the adorable Christie Lee playing a naughty little girl. This is actually a better scene than any of the stuff from this movie. It just reminds us that William is a pretty good director and is capable of much hotter stuff than G&C 5.

This movie isn’t horrible, but it just isn’t as good as it should be. I like William’s stuff and maybe that’s why I’m so disappointed that this one falls flat. The women are pretty damn hot, especially Tiana and Roxy, and the energy is pretty high. We aren’t even over run with gagging and quacking. (There is some hard slapping in that opener.) I like the light gonzo set ups, the facials area great and none of the girls are tough on the eyes. Perhaps I was just expecting too much from a director I respect and from a series I enjoy. In the end this just isn’t shot very well. William H is better than this.

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