Cheating Housewives

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

160 Mins.

Smash Pictures

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DIRECTOR: Mike Metropolis

THEMES: Cheating, Anal Sex, Voyeurism

CONDOMS:

2005

5/05

STARS: Vicky Vette, Roxanne Hall, Rayveness, Chelsea Zinn, Cherie, Mark Ashley, Mark Davis, Scott Nails, Christian, Joel Lawrence, Kris Slater,

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REVIEW-

By now everyone in the States is at least familiar with the concept of “Desperate Housewives.” Naturally porn is hopping on the bandwagon to take advantage of this flavor of the week show. This isn’t the only DH-themed porn out there, but hopefully it will utilize a good cast and give us something hot to watch. I’m encouraged as much by the director as the cast in this cast. Mike Metropolis did some great work for Devil’s Films before they moved everything overseas. It is really nice to see him still in the talent pool working hard to give us some great smut. This isn’t a full “feature” but does give us dialog and nice set ups before the cheating, horny housewives get fucked. Though we don’t have an Eva Longoria in the cast, but we do have a couple of really hot women n Vicky Vette and Roxanne Hall. I’d move to any neighborhood that has these two babes living down the block.

The opening vignette starts out with Mark Ashley and his buddy watching a game together. Vicky Vette is married to the buddy and gets a call letting her know that hubby has been cheating. To get even she pops into the room wearing a very sexy bustier and mounts Mark right in front of her cheating spouse. As revenge goes, this works out pretty well for Mark. Vicky attacks his cock with her mouth, downing it with no trouble at all. She gets into it big time, wrapping her tits around Mark’s prick and talking shit to her husband as he watches from a few feet away. He returns the favor for a few seconds before sticking his dick right into her waiting hole. She talks dirty while he licks her ass and then fucks her from behind. Watching her fuck one has to wonder how this guy landed a woman like Vicky and why the hell he would cheat on her. Dude, just stay home and fuck this hot blonde all night long. To add another insult to the pile, Vicky lets Mark fuck her in the ass and rides like she loves it. We get some great shots of her superior posterior as well as blistering anal sex to jerk to. Up for everything, Vicky spreads wide, takes it deep and rides Mark’s cock like she might be in love. In the end, she holds her tits together and lets him shoot all over them. This scene runs a little long, but Vicky is at her best and that’s a great thing.

There isn’t any kind of set up for Roxanne Hall and Mark Davis. They are groping and kissing like they can’t wait to fuck each other. He grabs her by the side of the head and starts fucking her mouth. This isn’t the kind of action I like watching, but Roxanne handles it well and seems to be excited by the whole thing. They keep up the intensity as he bends her over the bathroom counter and grudge-fucks that hot little pussy. Roxanne is always good for a hard anal fuck and Davis has a whole lot of dick for her bum. He actually fucks her so hard that she collapses and needs a rest. If high impact anal sex without sideshow bullshit is your thing (Everyone raise your hand) then this scene is going to knock your socks off. Mark drops a big load right on her mouth and the plants an open mouthed kiss on Roxanne to get a good taste of himself.

Cherie is really pissed off at her husband. She does everything around the house and all he does is lie around after work without touching her. You know where this is heading. A repair guy, Scott Nails shows up just in time for Cherie to put on a show for her sexually disinterested husband. She stays dressed as she gets him out of his overalls and gets his big cock into her mouth. I don’t know how much hubby enjoys this sight, but it is pretty great stuff for us. She strokes that thing up into her lips and looks ready to ride it all night long. Scott is happy to return the favor as hubby sits behind them looking bored. They fuck in doggy and Cherie is looking more than a little bit thick back there at this point. That doesn’t stop her from being very excited by the feel of a new cock between her thighs. She turns around to face the camera and lowers her ass down around his meat. Anal sex really lights up this horny housewife and she screams for more as she hits the base with her butt. She ends up taking a big load on her face. That pisses off hubby, but it leaves Cherie with a big smile on her jizz streaked mug.

Rayveness is out on the street when she meets Christian. He’s out for a jog and may be the luckiest guy in the neighborhood. She is out looking for sex and invites the stranger home for some fun. Though she isn’t sure if her husband will be turned on if he catches them I don’t think Christian has to worry too much. He is a huge fucking guy who looks like he can take care of himself in a fight. Quite happy with her find, Ray lets her tits out to play, shaking them as she sucks on his hard meat. She does a really nice job of staying in character during the blowjob. There is a genuine desire and wonder in her eyes as she tries to swallow that thing. It is all wet from her mouth and slides easily into her pussy as she rides in reverse cowgirl. Her wonderful breasts seem to always be on display as she rolls over and has them bouncing on her chest with every stroke. Right in the middle of their enthusiastic romp, her husband comes home. I wouldn’t say he is thrilled, but he does sit down to watch as she keeps riding that new pole. They really play into the voyeurism idea as Rayveness talks directly to her husband. Eventually he starts talking back and encourages Christian to fuck her harder. By the time the naughty wife is sucking down her new friend’s sperm I think she is hooked.

Chelsea Zinn puts the moves on the pool guy, Kris Slater. She teases him through the glass door until he’s in the mood for some afternoon lovin. They get started, but her husband; Joel Lawrence comes home and insists that his cock be the first one into his wife’s dirty mouth. She likes to gag a bit and for the first time in this movie I find myself somewhat disinterested in the action. Kris watches the action as they move into the bedroom and she starts to ride Joel’s prick. There is some good looking doggy here. He reaches around in cowgirl and kind of digs into her ass with both hands. The anal sex here is pretty good, but this one just isn’t as hot as the others. Kris is left out until the very end when he gets to cum on her face right after Joel. A down ending to an otherwise hot flick.

I like the vignette style to set up the sex, but it’s the action that really makes these ladies worth checking out. We start with Vicky Vette who grudge fucks right in front of her husband. She gives the best scene of the movie and I’m going to watch it again right now. Roxanne’s scene is a little rough around the edges, but the heat is incredible. She and Davis burn things up with really fantastic anal. The rest of the woman have a long way to go to catch up to these two, but they manage pretty well. Rayveness does probably the most interesting “cheating” scene in the movie. She and her man to a fantastic back and forth while she gets fucked raw. With three really great scenes and two that have some good moments, this is solid enough to work for just about everyone.

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