Tear Me A New One

OVERALL RATING: 3

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

140 Mins.

Platinum X Pictures

www.ClubPlatinumX.com

DIRECTOR: Jake Malone

THEMES: Anal Sex, Double Anal, Cum Farting

CONDOMS: None

2005

3/05

STARS: McKenzie Lee, Isabel Lexxi Ripa, Katja Kassin, Brian Surewood, Toni Ribas, Steve Holmes, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard

REVIEW-

Jake Malone seems to do some of PXP’s harder movies. I haven’t always enjoyed his stuff and the title doesn’t indicate that we’re going to see anything less aggressive this time out. The women in the cast are some of the hardest fucking babes in the business so I’m sure we are going to see them fucked raw and pumped full of hot cream. No one takes dick in the ass like Isabel Ice and no ass is quite as popular among the spanking public as the one Katja Kassin is hauling around behind her. With a whole lot more guys than girls, we are sure to see DP and the real crowd pleaser, two dicks in the same hole. (Can you feel the enthusiasm?)

Cover babe McKenzie Lee shakes her ass in a sexy green dress before getting on all fours to crawl over to a big black dildo waiting for her. Just as she begins to choke herself on that thing, Toni Ribas comes in and rams the real deal down her throat instead. She responds well I guess, but the sex is already dispassionate to the point of being dreary. He fucks her hard from behind and then leaves her there. Toni promises to bring in a friend, but we cut to McKenzie in a different outfit so the continuity is lost. Now Steve Holmes has her crawl across the table where he shaves her head down onto his lap. He throws her on the table and pounds away on her pussy with long strokes. Though she seems to struggle to take it in that hole, he moves to her ass. Just about the time things are getting hot, we end this segment. After another wardrobe change, McKenzie comes downstairs where she can be choked by Brian Surewood. He pulls her pants down and quickly gives her a standing fuck from behind. The pace continues to be quick as she shows up sucking Jon Dough’s cock in a matter of moments. He lets her suck for a few seconds and then does some standing doggy anal. Moving from hole to hole with clinical he leaves her panting and most of us bored as we wait for the next costume. Manuel Ferrara is next and he gets the same treatment. He pulls some huge anal beads out of her backside and then shoves his cock into that orifice. All of the guys finally join the action and the normal mini-bang behavior ensues. It took us forever to get here, but now she gets slam fucked in every hole at once. The sex is hard, but she doesn’t seem to mind at all. In fact, she responds really well to DP in from any angle. Gape fans will enjoy the way her ass stays open as the guy work through a little A-Train action on her back door. After a really hard mini-bang, the guys hit her face and tits with load after load of cream.

Isabel is the next girl to get put through the wringer. She does a short interview in the bathtub as she soaps up her naughty parts. The tease footage here is great because her body looks fantastic and the suds add to the fun. Isabel is ready to go so all of the guys show up at once to fuck her freshly washed form. I hate the gagging shit that passes for blowjobs, but it is clear that this girl loves to fuck and isn’t afraid to take on everyone in the room. They work into her ass quickly of course. With this many guys you can’t waste a whole. The appeal here is primarily anal, but when Isabel isn’t playing to the freakshow crowd (With the trained seal sounds) she is actually pretty sexy and can handle dick in any orifice. She also has pretty eyes that really light up the scene when she flashes them to the camera. Eventually the guys need to stretch her ass so they start rubbing their cocks together inside of her ass. Double anal fans can rejoice, but I still would love to see how hot this girl can be in a scene that doesn’t involve side show acts, A2M for sport and dudes rubbing off on other dudes. The best footage of the scene comes when the takes one in the ass at a time, but that is ruined when she does internal anal shots, squeezes them onto a plate and licks them up. Why?

Lexxi Ripa has to prove her loyalty to Malone by fucking five of his friends. That simple set up takes us right into a cock circle with little Lexxi getting busy on her knees. She does a lot more staring into the camera than sucking cock and the guys are in a huge hurry to fuck her other holes. She is a cute girl who looks really good with her ass up in the air as the guys take turns. There is more A2M for sport which kills a lot of the sexuality, but there is still enough good stuff here to enjoy. Eventually they give her DP and that goes over pretty well. She is quite the anal slut and holds her pretty mouth open for some loads. Lexxi swallows big wads and then kisses their balls, thanking the guys. So far this is great popshot action, but of course we aren’t finished yet. The last one goes into her ass for a disgusting cumfart shot that gets eaten. This kind of stuff is exactly what I hate. A decent scene with a cute girl becomes something totally without stroke value for the sake of carnival-geek crap.

Everyone’s favorite big-ass babe Katja Kassin wiggles her way up some stairs during a very short tease segment. Her massive buns drive Jake crazy and he wants to see a bunch of guys tear into that thing like starving folks into a big fat ham. She goes looking for dick and finds John Strong waiting in a bedroom. In a flash she stops sucking and mounts him, making short work of his cock. It gets swallowed up into that massive ass just long enough for her to suck on it and move on. (This is another scene that is going to start and stop over and over before finishing with a big bang.) Stefano is next and we get some great ass footage before he rams her in the backdoor and then makes her suck it for sport. There is some good anal action as she lies flat on her belly and holds the cheeks open for him. Going back to tease, she works her body on a pool table before Everhard shows up to finger fuck that experienced ass of hers. This time around we get some pretty good looking blowjob footage and that is a nice change. Once everyone has had a shot at her, the guys triple team Katja. Lots of women do hard core these days, but few can take it like she can. With one cock in every hole she still manages to be as aggressive and cock hungry and anyone in the biz. The long lead in kind of cuts this part short though and she ends up ready for cum a bit too early. All three guys nut in her mouth and she is only too happy to swallow every drop and show us her empty mouth. Katja is hot in this one as usual.

Even though there is a lot of stuff here that I don’t like, there is also some great stroke material. I’m not sure how people are going to respond to the pace of the first and last scenes. The constant starting and stopping with wardrobe changes might work and it might not. I’m still not sure about it myself. It was different and that is cool, but I don’t think it ever allowed the scene to develop the rhythm of the action. Isabel’s anal scene is fantastic, though the cum farting stuff just kills everything for me. Even the great stuff that is here gets overshadowed when they turn to stuff like this. I love the hard sex that is at the core of these movies, but the side-show, anti-sex antics that have been added destroy great smut. It’s like smothering a perfectly prepared fillet mignon in vomit and calling it a delicacy.