Bad News Bitches

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MOVIE TYPE: Feature

123 Mins.

AMA Video

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DIRECTOR: Randy Spears

THEMES: Lesbian Sex, Girl Jocks,

CONDOMS: None Noted

2005

7/05

STARS: Nautica Thorn, Jenna Haze, Kayla Paige, Naudia Nyce, Cherry Laine, Faith, Holly Wellin, Cherry Poppins, Valerie Vasquez, Veronika Raquel, Randy Spears,
(NOTE: For those of you who want to check out another fine review of this flick, please see Den’s Review of BNB on CAVR.com)

REVIEW-

When you look around the porn world and see how many male performers are directors it almost seems like a shock that Randy Spears has waited this long to get behind the camera. He’s been one of the top meat slingers and actors in the biz for years so it is only natural he would want to be the man in charge at some point. This is his directorial debut and he has chosen to cast himself as one of the male leads. He even made sure that he gets to work with AMA contract girl (and complete hottie) Nautica Thorn. Sometimes it really does pay to be the man in charge. As for the movie, it’s perfectly timed. With the remake of the Bad News Bears in theaters and the World Series right around the corner, now is the best time for a baseball-themed stroke flick. Of course, the ball players in this movie aren’t sweaty guys who can’t speak English and abuse roids. Instead they are hot young women who can really handle the stick and are wizards with balls.

Nautica has a problem with her boss. He is a tyrant who is only interested in getting into her pants. She gets fried and needs to come up with a way to get the old bastard where it hurts. Just like on a wacky sitcom, a plan is hatched. Since the boss is so proud of his company baseball team, Nautica will field a team of her own and challenge them. If she wins, she gets her job back. If she loses…anyone? Come on, it’s porn. If she loses then the boss gets to fuck her. It isn’t easy to field a team though. Some of Nautica’s friends have better things to do than to get dirty in the park.

Veronika Raquel is a very pretty blonde who is at home with her boyfriend when Nautica calls. She would love to help, but has recently reconciled with him and has a lot of catching up to do. I love the little lace top she is wearing and her aggressive blowjob lets us know that she has really missed hi meat. The scene is captured nicely with some great face shots and a ton of erotica energy. Though she is taking it deep and hard, there is hardly a gag and not a single quack coming from her pretty mouth. Either this is going to be an oral-only scene or it is one of the longest blowjobs in a porn feature I have seen in years. (Stand up and fucking cheer for that.) In fact, this is one of the best blowjobs I have seen in a movie in a very long time. Wow. Color me impressed as hell. She gets on top of his cock and rides it for a few strokes, but already missed the feel of it throbbing in her mouth so she goes back down to taste her juices. When he puts his dick back into her from behind, it goes into her ass. She uses a toy on her pussy and screams at him to fuck her butt harder. I was not expecting this much heat from this scene, but I’m totally impressed. He works her ass over in piledriver and waters her down with a good blast from his crotch cannon.

Her next call is to Faith and Holly Wellin who both agree to play. They may be set to play with bats and balls in the game, but these cuties don’t need anything but pussy to have a good time. Both girls leave their denim shorts on as they begin to play, but the tops don’t stay on long. Holly bends her cute girlfriend over and with a dildo in her mouth, fucks Faith from behind. Holly looks really good in this scene when she spreads her thighs; she gets fucked by the little vibrator. A toy this tiny makes for easy anal entry and Kelly is happy to bend over and take it in the bum. This is a pretty good scene, but I’m still shocked by the opener.

Nautica has her team assembled, but they aren’t exactly over-flowing with athletic prowess. In fact, they are hopeless. The montage here is pretty good and it’s nice to see a bunch of porn chicks willing to play in a park for a day. She knows she has to do something and pays a visit to Randy Spears. He’s a bit broken down and crusty, but is apparently just the man to coach her team. I’ll give you three guesses to figure out what it takes to convince him, but you’ll only need one. When asked to fuck this time, Nautica can’t get her dress up and her pussy exposed fast enough. Randy gives right in and gives that lovely pussy a thorough licking. If I were him I would spend all down there, but she has other things in mind that are rather enticing as well. She puts her pretty lips around his cock and starts going to town. You should all already know that I have a huge boner for Nautica and watching her suck dick always makes for great porn. We get a great BJ here, but it isn’t as long as it could have been. Mounting his lap she slides that pussy down around him and looks stunning during the reverse cowgirl. (Doesn’t she just always seem like she’s having the time of her life?) Randy takes her hard from behind and Nautica gives us a very vocal performance. He has a good load for her pretty face and she takes it with a smile. This is a good scene for a feature, but I wanted more.

Randy shows up and tries to help the girls, but they are still hopeless. He’s got to come up with something. Kayla Paige is a start player and they bring in a new hitting instructor who gets through to the girls on many levels. Naudia Nyce and Cherry Poppins stick around for some extra batting practice. They get pretty good, but have one eye on his crotch and maybe that is why one of them ends up nailing him in the package with a line drive. The girls know just how to make him feel better. They go to work on his cock, making sure that the only swelling he has is the kind that happens when two young girls start sucking a cock. Cherry does a nice job of sucking his balls while Naudia makes short work of his rod. They get on top for some reverse cowgirl and though Cherry is looking a bit soft these days, she fucks with a whole lot of energy. Naudia doesn’t usually take a back seat to anyone, but she seems content to watch for a while the horny redhead gets fucked for a long while. People shouldn’t worry about Ms. Nyce though. She breaks out the big guns when she finally gets into the mix, dropping her ass down around his cock and pounding away. The guy leaves a load on her pussy to finish out a decent scene. It is probably the weakest of the movie, but it’s still pretty good.

The girls need something to bring them together as a team. Nautica suggests that they should clean a pool together, but the other girls have a better idea. A big giant lesbian scene is their answer. I’m not generally a fan of the big veggie salads, but this one has some great action. We get to see Nautica spreading those perfect thighs to get attention. Jenna Haze is also part of this collection and she looks great as always. There is a lot of good finger play here and anyone who loves pretty girls enjoying each other on a beautiful summer day will love it. The highlight comes when Nautica rides a big glass toy and then licks it clean. For the finale, the girls line up on the edge of the pool and pair off for some last minute licking and finger play.

Anyone who thought that the orgy would end the movie and that they would wimp out on the game footage is proven wrong with the next sequence. It might not make anyone forget about the baseball footage in Bull Durham or The Natural, but it’s pretty good stuff for a simple little porn flick. I don’t want to give away the outcome of the game, but I will tell you that there is not a sex scene to end the flick. That can be dangerous in a porn flick, but the action doesn’t drag at the end so I would say that it works pretty well.

Unlike so many other porn features this one actually does deliver on a lot of levels. It is a smaller production, but is put together very nicely. I like the script an awful lot. It plays like a light mainstream sex comedy with pretty solid acting by all of the major players. The baseball sequences are pretty good as well and that covers most of the bases. Since this is an adult movie the most important base is the sex. There are a few really good scenes in this movie. Without good sex, all of the great things about this movie would be kind of pointless. The big all-girl orgy is nicely shot and features a whole lot of great looking girls enjoying each other. For my money there are better scenes in the movie though. Nautica and Randy Spears work really well together and I think that we really at least one more scene with this incredible girl to really push this thing over. The best scene in the movie may be the opener. Veronika is a girl I haven’t seen before, but after watching her suck cock and get nailed in the ass, I have to say I want to see a lot more of her. These bitches aren’t bad news at all. In fact, they are pretty good news for anyone who enjoys light adult features with hotter than average sex and really, really pretty babes.

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