Entering the Student Body

MOVIE TYPE: Gonzo

152 Mins.

Dave Pounder Productions

www.BikiniBanger.com

DIRECTOR: Dave Pounder

THEMES: Older Women

CONDOMS: Yes

2005

4/05

STARS: Vicky Vette, Ava Ramon, Goldie Coxxx, Juliette Lewis, Paige Rene & Dave Pounder.

REVIEW-

Before Dave Pounder left porn to pursue higher education, he left us with one final flick. This is it. He continues his gonzo adventures on campus as he tries to get in and then stay in. Into school that is. He has no problems getting into the many women he runs into. From admissions officer to co-ed to academic advisor, Dave has a way with the ladies. He also has a 0% anal guarantee on his boxes. I’m not sure if that makes a lot of people flock to pick it up, but it’s something unique. I don’t mind no anal, though it will be quite a waste of Vicky Vette’s amazing ass. She is the only girl in the cast that I know enough about to really want to see. The other girls may be plenty hot, but we already know that Vicky always gives a great scene and has one of the best bodies in all of porn. That brings us back to the school theme right? Body, student body? Whatever, it’s time to hit the books.

Dave has fallen on hard times. He’s out of a job and living in a park when his friend finds him. They come up with a great idea that could only work in porn. He will apply for school and get financial aid to keep him off the streets. After filling out the application and waiting for the response to arrive, we’re looking at more than ten minutes without any sex. That isn’t always bad, but I don’t know that the thin story is enough to carry much more of this. He doesn’t get into UCI and goes in for a “special circumstances” hearing. Ava Ramon crushes his hopes of getting in, but offers him a deal he can’t refuse. (Anyone who didn’t know what was coming must now sit in the back of the class for the rest of the semester.) She lifts her skirt, spreads her thighs and puts him right to work. Ava gives him the new admissions form and then goes to work on his cock. She makes short work of his cock, juicing it up with her mouth. When Ava asks to be fucked, Dave refuses without a condom. That is the final test. She whips out a rubber and is happy to have him stab that rubber covered rod into her hot slot. Dave dishes out the dick on the desk, rolling Ava’s legs from side to side to get the best angle. There isn’t anything great here as he fucks her for a while and leaves a load on her face. We’re off to a slow start sexually, but it gets Dave into college.

Dave is still having money troubles and places an ad offering his services as a tutor. Since he knows nothing about the subjects he is supposed to tutor clients in, Dave has to do some smooth talking to keep Goldie Coxxx from noticing. They head back to her dorm and we get to check out the young blonde as she strolls across campus in her denim shorts and sexy top. Dave makes a quick suggestion to help Goldie pass her class. He explains that the professor is the kind of guy who loves young coeds. Whipping out his cock, he tutors her on just how to fuck her prof. Goldie doesn’t seem to mind at all. She takes his dick into her hand and makes it vanish between her lips. I love the eye contact she gives as she works up and down his shaft. She finally takes her clothes off when it’s time to fuck. We get some nice ass shots as she rides his rocket. Goldie is more appealing than Ava and she really gets her hips moving in the cowgirl. In mish, she grabs her feet and holds them high in the air so that Dave can live up to his name and slam away on that slit. The energy level is a lot higher in this scene and we get some really good doggy. He gives her a good facial at the end of the scene, ending their scene with a bang.

Facing an academic probation hearing Dave is desperate to bring up his grades with some extra credit. His professor, Paige Rene She takes him into a makeshift bedroom and after the usual chatter, he fucks the older woman. We’ve seen this same scene a few times now, but she isn’t a bad looking woman so it’s not a horrible little fuck. With Vicky Vette waiting in the wings though, this prof leaves me a little cold. She gives a decent blowjob, rubbers him up and shows off a decent ass as she rides. Dave fucks her pretty hard, especially in doggy, working his grade up from an F to an A with his solid strokes. The prof wears his load on her face and seems happy to have taken advantage of the situation.

After going for the older women for a while, Dave is back to the young ones. He studies with Juliette Lewis and can’t keep his hands off of her sexy little ass. I haven’t seen this girl before, but she as a slight Southern accent, a dirty look and a trashy-coed appeal that really comes through when she starts sucking dick. Even as he is getting sucked, Dave is already talking about how badly he wants to fuck Juliette. Her body is pretty nice and the scene looks good, though this chick isn’t going to break any records for sexual heat. (At least not in this scene.) Those of you who like girls who fuck with their shoes and skirts on will enjoy the fact that Juliette doesn’t bother getting naked as Dave slides his dick into her. This time around the facial isn’t captured particularly well, but otherwise things look mostly the same.

Finally Dave makes it in for his meeting. One look at Vicky Vette in her short skirt and tits spilling out of her top and we know what comes next. He’s failing almost all of us his classes and she is ready to toss him out of school. Instead she comes on to him and after a few seconds of teasing he is ready to fuck her. (Dude, I’m ready to fuck Vicky any time she wants.) She climbs up in his lap and feeds him those big tits. Dave eats her pussy and she seems to like it. There are some good body shots here as Vicky writhes on the couch. Returning the favor, Vicky does what she does best. She sucks his cock deep and keeps talking while showing off those awesome oral skills. The blowjob could go on longer, but we get some outstanding butt shots as Vicky rides his cock, so it’s all good. Always vocal, Vicky stays in character and reminds Dave of what is at stake if he doesn’t fuck her properly. Mish gives us some good penetration shots, but we miss out a bit on the great legs that Vicky has. Before they switch to doggy, Dave does fuck her hard enough to really get those big tits shaking. They finish with a bit of a flurry and Vicky takes a blast on her pretty face.

In the end this is a rather average porn flick. I kind of like the little story and the set ups, but they go on too long given the fact that they are basically the same every time. There is a good mix of older women and co-eds in this one. Vicky is easily the hottest woman in the flick and the best fuck. The two younger girls are pretty interesting as well. People looking for something light with decent sex and no side show crap will find this entertaining. There is also a ton of bonus material including talent interviews, Dave’s mainstream acting reel, bloopers and other things to watch when you finish the feature. I don’t know if couples are going to like it, but that could happen. Now that Dave has left porn for a real academic career, we can enjoy this lasting tribute to his ability to good on himself, fuck older chicks and to make porn that is 100% anal free. (That’s a fucking miracle.)