Kum Pao

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

133 Mins.

Colossal

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DIRECTOR: Anthony Picasso

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2005

10/04

STARS: Mika Tan, Lucy Lee, Lucy Thai, Nautica Thorn, Nyomi Marcella, Asia, Talon, Ben Bratt, Otto Bauer

REVIEW-

Damn there are a lot of Asian-themed lines on the market today. I used to keep a separate box for particular genres here in the office, but the Asian box is now overflowing with titles and I just can’t keep up. Does anyone think that’s a bad thing? Not I. Adding more Asian lines is a great thing as long as they are quality stroke flicks. With a great selection of females, this one should be high quality. Mika Tan, Lucy Thai and Nautica Thorn are all incredible performers and are as beautiful as anyone in the business. Lucy Lee and Asia are also top-notch fuck toys who fuck like crazy and really appeal to guys who love spinners. If you like Asian girls as much as I do, it is hard to imagine a better case. Will the action live up to the potential? Let’s find out.

Starting strong, we get Mika Tan as the first girl out of the box. She is the kind of girl who looks great in a glossy tease sequence thanks to her pretty face and fantastic body, but who really shines when the scene starts. Mika is a perfect combination of looks and amazing sexual energy. As soon as her male co-star enters the picture, she attacks his cock with her mouth. She takes him deep and looks great doing it. Unfortunately she also adds the extreme gagging noises that manage to kill even the best blowjob footage. He bends her over, starts fucking her pussy from behind and keeps one hand around her neck. This just isn’t the kind of scene I like no matter how great the female talent is. Mika does show her ass of nicely as she slams down on his dick. When she rolls into piledriver, he can’t reach her throat so he focuses on fucking that hot little slit instead. This is great looking footage and as always, the energy level is off the chart. I always love reverse cowgirl and with Mika fucking him like she wants to snap his dick right off, we are treated to great porn for a while. There is a bit more choking and some spitting as they get close to the finish, but Mika opens wide for a big load of cream. Even if this isn’t exactly what I want to see, it is still hot enough to have this movie off to a great start.

Lucy Lee doesn’t get to tease for very long because there are two guys waiting to fuck her face. (This is pre-implant Lucy for those keeping score at home.) The guys shove her head down to make sure that she swallows every inch of dick. It’s pretty impressive oral action that doesn’t bombard us with quacking sounds. Once they have filled her mouth, the guys separate and take turns with her holes. Lucy does some really impressive deep throating here and still manages to take it hard in her pussy at the same time. She is a very dirty girl who fucks like a demon when she’s at her best. This is a great scene for anyone who likes watching nasty Asian girls get blasted. Eventually the guys (Ben Bratt and Otto Bauer) can’t hold back and start spewing silly bone-killing man-chatter. They keep drowning out Lucy’s dirty talk as they fuck her in both holes at once. She takes dick like a pro, especially during the anal. If you can stand to listen to guys suffering from diarrhea of the mouth, then her ass fucking is well worth a look. Lucy takes cock and cream from both guys like she loves it. Too bad the guys pretty much fuck up the scene near the end.

No one can fuck up the things Lucy Thai brings to the table. She’s got a remarkable body with tits that are too perfect for words. We get an eyeful of her charms during the tease, but those great lips come into play when she is faced with a hard cock. (Someone needs to shut the guy up though.) Talon is more interested in talking shit and spitting in her mouth than in letting her give a good looking blowjob. What a huge waste of one of the best mouths in the business. When he starts fucking her, the growling and man-chatter continues, but at least Lucy is able to scream out a bit louder than he can. (Why is he spitting on her pussy like he hates it? Hmmmm.) I love her energy and her body so we can overlook the serious problems coming from the male side of the aisle. Once Lucy starts reverse cowgirl we get such a great view of her tits that nothing else matters. In between positions, she gets down and sucks his deep The cowgirl is great if you love shots of her ass, but not so hot if you hate watching guys strangle girls. In fact, the extreme choking is probably going to turn a lot of people off along the way. Even as she takes a huge load in her mouth and swallows I can’t help but think that this movie is being dragged down at every turn by the guys.

Nautica Thorn and Nyomi Marcella team up for the next scene of the move. They start working on each other and look great together. Two hot chicks in bikinis is a good thing, but we don’t get to enjoy it for long before Kurt Lockwood steps in. Our lovely pair of babes shares the cock, kicking off the action perfectly. They both make short work of his Readi-wood, but Nautica stands out as usual. Nyomi looks really good, but can’t suck quite as well as her partner. She can ride a cock though and isn’t afraid to bounce up and down in RC. I like Nyomi quite a bit and she seems to rise to the occasion when she is working with a girl like Nautica. As usual, Nautica lights up the screen, taking cock hard in piledriver and making us all wish we could just dive in there to pump that hot little pussy. Kurt puts the girls into 69 and goes from pussy to mouth with ease. With the male talent under control. Nautica is free to bounce up and down and shake those perfect tits all over the place. She is one of the hottest girls in all the business and is right there to swap jizz with her sexy friend. Kurt shoots a big load into Nyomi’s mouth and watches as she dribbles the goo right onto Nautica’s tongue.

Asia has a tough act to follow, but she is a nasty little slutlet who loves to fuck. Ben tears into her fishnets and fingers her pussy. She talks dirty and tastes her juices happily. There is some anal toy play, complete with pointless A2M. He shoves his cock into her pussy to keep her double stuffed. This girl is a far cry from a shy Asian girl. She is a foul-mouthed girl who screams, curses and fucks like a sailor. He stuffs her ass and then her mouth, but she can’t seem to get enough. Though he tries to talk some shit, she is just too loud. (Too bad the other girls didn’t do the same to the guys ruining their scenes.) She is such a tiny girl, but takes his cock balls deep in her ass over and over again. They finish up in piledriver and Asia eats a big healthy load of ball butter. The scene is a bit frantic, but the anal sex absolutely rocks.

To answer my final question in the open, no this movie doesn’t live up to its potential. The women are fantastic as always, but the guys and the sexual style gets in the way far too often. I know that the choking, gagging and male-chatter is rather popular with some people, but shit like this kills scenes quickly. Mika is beautiful in her scene and has enough energy to overcome the problems presented in her scene. She fucks like she wants to snap the guy’s cock off and take it home with her. Lucy Lee gives us some great anal action, but you need to really like the homo-erotic nature of intense man-chatter. Less of that would have made for a much better scene. Lucy Thai and Talon turn in some spirited fucking, but his heart just doesn’t seem to be in it and that makes it a lot less fun to watch than it should be. Nautica outshines anyone she works with, but Nyomi does a pretty good job of keeping up with her. The action in this scene works best when Nautica is in control though. Asia manages to out chatter the male talk and is perhaps even a bit over the top in her vocalization. Her anal action is outstanding though and is certain to have everyone stroking right up to the ver
y end of the movie. This just isn’t as good as it could have been. If someone would have just gagged the guys and told them to worry more about fucking the girls than choking them, this could have been a contender for top Asian flick of the year. Instead it’s a better than average flick thanks entirely to the awesome women in the cast. Mika, Lucy and Nautica can make any movie good and I’d like to personally invite them over to prove that point in the first volume of “Rog’s P.O.V”