2 Freaky 4 U 2
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
120 Mins.
Smash Pictures
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DIRECTOR: Alex DeVoe & Lee G.
THEMES: Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2003
1/03
STARS: Violet Blue, Fiona Cheeks, Bella Maria, Jasmine, Olivia Saint, Kaylani Lei, Mr. Marcus, Darren James, Wesley Pipes & Justin Slayer.
2 Freaky 4 U 2REVIEW-
I realize that I’m going back a little bit for this one, but I just had to review it. This is one of those movies I bought when I first discovered Kaylani Lei. Now that she has left the world of porn I figure that this is a good time to convert a bunch of new fans so that we can collectively will her back in front of the camera. She is easily the prettiest girl in this movie, but is hardly the only reason to check it out. Violet Blue is a great performer who seems to love black cock as much as anyone in porn. Olivia Saint is a big bootied blonde who loves to fuck. The cast is solid so we’ll just have to see what “freaky” acts the directors have in store for us. Smash usually offers us some set ups to go along with the great action. Hopefully that happens again this time.
Fiona Cheeks goes to the movies with her boyfriend. He’s a bit of a clown and it doesn’t take long for her to notice Mr. Marcus. As soon as man leaves, Marcus sits down next to the blonde and makes her an offer she can’t refuse. Her braces make it a little tough for her to talk, but they don’t seem to keep her from sucking his cock nearly to the base on every stroke. She moans loudly around that pole and makes a sound that could be a precursor to the current “quagging” (Quack-gagging) but doesn’t quite get that bad. Fiona slides all the way to the floor and doesn’t seem to be in a big hurry to get things done. She stands up and loses her undies so that she can mount his lap. Marcus just leans back and lets her pump that pussy like she’s trying to bruise her internal organs. The camera moves in from below as he bends her over and stuffs that shaved little pussy for her. She gets into mish and is practically screaming as he finishes up with a big shot in her hot twat. Marcus cleans up and returns to his seat just as Fiona’s guy comes back. He is in for a nasty surprise if he tries to go down on her later.
Mr. Marcus is hanging around outside of Jasmine Klein’s window as she pleasures herself. The little pocket rocket can’t replace the real thing so she invites him in to finish her off. She squats in front of his hard cock and starts sucking it. It’s a short blowjob that isn’t remarkable, but she seems ready to move on to the next phase. Mounting that thing, the little blonde drops her pussy and makes it all vanish. If her oral skills were a little low key, Jasmine makes up for it during the fucking. She works her hips in cowgirl and then turns around for some very energetic RC. Marcus stands her up and nails her from behind, working the pussy and then slipping it right into her tight little ass. She seems to struggle a bit during some of the anal, but manages to make it through and take a nice shot on her face at the end.
Now it is time for Kaylani Lei to light up our screen. She is in a sexy little leather get up and wanders around, going up stairs, finding dildos attacked to the railing and showing off her perfect body. Justin Slayer is chained up and blindfolded. Kaylani frees his hands and his cock. He tries to add some dirty talk to the scene, but it’s better when he just shuts up and lets the pretty little Asian do her thing. She is so pretty that even this low energy blowjob looks pretty good. It takes a much better male performer to really bring out the best from Kaylani so this one is a bit flat. It has great eye candy because Kaylani is easily one of the prettiest girls in all of porn. Justin has a big dick, but brings little else to the table. The best footage comes when she squats over his pole and bounces on it until every inch is good. This is really good stuff, but Justin rolls her over and starts talking again. They actually do some hard fucking for a bit, but the pace is all fucked up during the final few minutes of this scene. She saves it with a nice facial. It is great to see Kaylani take such a big cock, but this scene should have been a lot better.
Violet Blue has some car trouble and asks to use Marcus’ phone. She makes the call and with barely a word. Violet looks really good in this scene and slowly sheds her clothes so that she can get her mouth around his cock. Working her lips up and down the shaft, she settles at his balls and sucks like she adores them. They start fucking way too quickly, but at least that gives us the chance to see her little white ass moving up and down as his dick disappears. Violet turns around and faces the camera while Marcus moves his cock back between her cheeks. They start out slowly but eventually she opens up that ass and gives us a really good looking anal scene. He ends up shooting right into her ass for an internal anal that isn’t treated like a freak show act. (She doesn’t push it out into her hand or anything like that.)
Bella Maria is on the kitchen block in her lingerie going down on a big black dildo. There is some great potential here, but it’s treated at throw away footage. Darren James shows up with an industrial strength back massager. She sits on his chest and masturbates until she squirts. Then in the blink of an eye suck puts his dick in her mouth, have it between her tits and is ready to fuck. She gives us some very good reverse cowgirl, but every time things start to look good, the action shifts. He bends her over for some standing doggy that moves too quickly into standard doggy. There is really good action here, but they end the scene way too soon. I just don’t like the way this scene was edited or paced.
Olivia Saint checks out an intricate model train set and finds herself between Slayer and Wesley Pipes. This time Justin seems intent on talking nearly as much as Wes does. Bad idea all around and the guys manage to fuck up what should be a pretty sexy double blowjob. They give her a whole lot of dick and she loves taking Wes from behind. You might want to use the mute button here though because non-stop Web-babble is about as wood-killing as anything in porn. There is some good DP footage as Olivia takes both big cocks without much trouble. She deserves much better than this, but if you don’t listen to the guys, then the DP and facials are worth checking out.
The inconsistency of this movie makes it hard to get really jacked over. There are some really good scenes and some that are a bit of a mess. Kaylani looks as good as ever and though her scene is low key, gives us some highlights. The squat fucking she does on Justin’s big cock is fucking great. It could have been better, but is still worth a look. Violet and Marcus hook up for a scene that has great anal, but cheats us out of some fantastic blowjob footage. Olivia’s DP would have been great, but we can blame the male talent (or lack thereof) for dragging that one down. Bella’s scene could have been good, but it was chopped to hell. It should have been better. The opening blondes are pretty good as well and there were good set ups on both of these scenes. If you’re a big IR fan there are some great moments here and the best of the scenes are well worth a look.
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