Anal Princess Diaries

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OVERALL RATING: 9

MOVIE TYPE:

134 Mins.

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DIRECTOR: Patrick Collins

THEMES: Interracial Sex, Anal Sex,

CONDOMS: None

2005

10/05

STARS: Hillary Scott, Jenna Haze, Sammie Rhodes, Leah Luv, Randy Spears, Van Damage, Jack Napier, Brandon Iron

REVIEW-

It looks like Patrick Collins is trying to do for Hillary with this movie that he did for Jenna Haze way back in “Big Bottom Sadie.” For those of you who missed that one, it featured a young Jenna before she went over to Jill Kelly Productions to go veggie sex. It was a gonzo-feature with fantastic sex that really impressed critics and fans alike. If Collins can do the same thing with this movie, then Hillary Scott may well be the biggest thing in porn before long. She’s already pretty damn close. She is a very cute girl with a fantastic body and great sexual energy. If we could just convince her that she doesn’t need to fake gag and make stupid throat noises when she fucks, she would be just about perfect. Since she is the star of every scene in the movie, we are in for a treat. If ever there was an anal princess ready to take porn by storm, it is Hillary Scott.

Hillary doesn’t know it yet, but she is going to be the victim of a kidnapping. She gets snatched up by three black men who want to do some very naughty things to this pretty blonde. First she has to crawl up some stairs wit her feet and hands bound. The guys do a bit too much arguing with each other, but they draw out her torment a bit, teasing her by spanking her ass. For those who hate the straight to the couch feel of most porn, this set up will prove to be interesting. It takes about ten minutes for the first cock to enter her mouth and then about a tenth of a second for Hillary to break into her throat antics. Someone needs to stop that stuff, but Hillary is cute enough to make me still want to see what she can do. When she is sucking instead of quagging, the action is great. That pretty face and her solid oral skills combined with a trio of big black snakes makes for a very sexy little segment. (That would be much hotter without the throat noises and with fewer shots from under her chin.) Hillary looks fantastic riding cock, but in the middle of this we get a super long shot of her chin that is just baffling. On the other hand, the RCA is fantastic and shows off the very best that Hillary has to offer. She pumps her hips to drive more of that long black pole deep into her colon. When there isn’t a dick in her mouth Hillary gives a perfect scene. She gets completely blasted in her ass and then devours a huge load of cum like a good slut. Jack Napier rolls her into piledriver and looks as if he might destroy her ass, but instead just fills it up with hot cream. She even finger feeds herself the cum when he’s done.

Horny Hillary wants to bring sexy Sammie Rhodes into her sexually deprived world of anal sex. It’s a slow seduction with Sammie trying to resist at first. So far I really like the set up to the action in both scenes. Hillary spends a lot of time playing with Sammie’s big tits while Sammie rubs her own pussy. Breaking out a pocket rocket, Hillary turns up the heat and makes her girlfriend cum really hard. Sammie proves to be a quick study when it her turn to please Hillary. A little bit of licking and a pile dildo up her ass works really well. The A2M play is pretty stupid here, but everything else is really hot. Sammie gets royally fucked in the ass, but the big finale comes from our star. Hillary takes two dildos in the back door at the same time. If you are into really hard anal toy play then these two blondes are going to have you sitting in a puddle in no time. Even with the A2M stuff boring me, I loved the strap on action and the way Hillary can just light up a screen.

Hillary hooks up with a rich slut named Jenna for the next scene. She is a freaky girl who wants to be nasty, but brings in other girls to do that stuff for her. Ben Bratt is her anally obsessed boyfriend. I’m sure he would love to pork Jenna in the backdoor, but isn’t about to turn Hillary down. They start with some ass licking and then a long segment of A2M with fingers that is just dreary. Jenna gets into the act, stripping out of her clothes and letting Hillary feast on her pretty little box. This doesn’t last long though because Ben has his cock out and Hillary has to suck it. This time the quagging does more than ruin the scene. It drowns out Jenna talking dirty. Every time I get ready to love this movie, something like this brings me back down to earth. Hillary’s ass saves the day though. She sticks it high in the air and lets him slam away on her while Jenna eggs him on. This looks great, the energy is fantastic and other than the stupid A2M for sport is the only blemish on some excellent smut. When you add in some great dirty talk from both girls, you get something that is pretty fucking special. Just to make sure that Jenna doesn’t totally escape, Hillary fucks her ass with a toy while holding a vibe on her clit. Jenna takes it well and seems to be ready to step back into full gonzo slut mode. In the end, Jenna watches as Hillary takes the big load and swallows it beautifully.

Hillary and Leah Luv bring home Brandon Iron and look ready to blow his mind. They talk dirty to him as they pass his big cock back and forth. After about a minute of wonderful sucking and talking, the throat noises take over and the sex appeal ends for a while. There is still some serviceable oral here as Hillary proves she can nearly deep throat Brandon without making those dumb noises. Hillary gets on top and shows off that great ass while Leah sticks around to lend a helping tongue. Leah looks tiny enough to be broken in two by Brandon’s dick, but she rides in RC like she wants him to pierce her belly button from the inside. When it is time for anal, Hillary once again proves to be up to the challenge. Leah watches as her friend takes it all and then lets Brandon shove his dick all the way down her throat. Can Leah take it like Hillary did? Not quite, but she tries. Brandon builds up slowly and eventually is able to slam it all the way home into her tiny colon. I guess he can’t decide which girl he likes best because Brandon stacks them on top of each for good variety. Both girls get wrecked in this scene and it is impossible to miss how well they all work together. Brandon blasts Hillary’s ass with cum and then watches as Leah sucks it up. She happily shares it and the girls swap for a very long time.

For the big finale, Hillary gets picked up by a van full of guys. Randy Spears, Van Damage and Otto Bauer are the most vocal as they take her home. She tells them that she is kind of shy, but likes the idea of fucking five guys at once. I like the pace here, but it would be really nice to see more of her hot little body as they talk her into it. As soon as she starts sucking dick, the shy girl thing is gone and she is ready for more. Eventually she gets onto her knees and services the whole circle. I love the dirty talk and the way she slaps her face with hard dick. I love that as much as I hate the fake gagging sounds. I know I harp on that a lot and it wouldn’t matter so much if she wasn’t so fucking hot. The guys think she is hot as well, but a couple of them would rather feel another dick than both sides of her pussy. In addition to the double pussy, she also keeps two cocks busy with her hands and does the more traditional DP. The action is pretty good for a while, but then the boys get that familiar hankering for some more boy on boy contact. They double stuff her ass this time which is no less homo-erotic than double vag. (Logically it is considerably more homo-erotic, but let’s not split hairs.) To give us the full freak show ending, Hillary holds her ass up high and lets the guys take turns cumming into her anal cavity. She pushes it out into a glass and then gargles with it. I suppose that is hot on some planet, somewhere.

There is a whole lot of great stuff in this movie and very little to complain about. The cast is brilliant. Hillary really is the perfect anal princess. Leah Luv and Sammie Rhodes make nice additions to the scenes and could be on their way to anal-ring royalty status as well. Jenna’s appearance is actually really cool. Yes we are all dying to see her fucked in the ass again ASAP, but she gives a great tease performance here. Now we get to Hillary. She’s cute, she’s filthy, she’s sexy and she is perfect for this movie. She gets into some very hot situations and takes all kind of action. I already outlined the stuff I don’t like so let’s just leave those issues alone. If we could just get rid of that shit, I think this would be a perfect ten. As it is, the strength of the anal sex, the great cast and the way Hillary carries the best of the action make this one of the best stroke movies from start to finish, in a long time. All hail the anal princess and pay tribute to her by launching loads her way.


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