Searching for the Anal Queen

MOVIE TYPE:

112 Mins.

New Breed/Ultra Hard

DIRECTOR: O.G.

THEMES:

CONDOMS:

2004

9/04

STARS: Lauren Phoenix, Taylor Rain, Anna Nova, Shay LaMar, Michelle B, Scott Lyons, Rick Masters,

REVIEW-

Hey, if you’re going to search for an anal queen, cover girl Lauren Phoenix would be a good place to start. In fact if you look at the cast, this might be the easiest search ever. In fact, it could go something like this. “There’s one, and there. And there.” Game over. I guess that wouldn’t make for a very good porn flick though. This movie is actually tied to a web site that actually holds (or was holding) a contest that people can vote on. We don’t get to vote while watching the DVD, but I’ll keep a scorecard anyway. We will have to see if any of the other girls can compete with Taylor and Lauren.

Certain that she is going to win easily, Lauren announces that we should all have our cocks out while she fucks Rick Masters. He knows that in order to get a really good anal scene from a girl he has to warm her up so he dives in with his tongue and fingers. Four fingers get her pussy nice and wet, but she still has some stuff to take care of before she can take it in the pooper. She is capable of giving a great blowjob, but just kind of goes through the motions here. It is more throat moaning and face pumping and not enough actual sucking. There aren’t a lot of great butt shots here, but this movie is supposed to be searching for an anal queen. To that end, they get right to the anal and her legendary butt swallows cock so easily that it would be hard to imagine anyone beating her. They roll into piledriver that looks fantastic. Lauren puts on a good show and really works to get his load on her face. She’s got a great ass, does awesome anal and is pretty damn good looking to boot. Tough to beat folks.

Taylor Rain has the good looks needed to keep her in the game with anyone. She’s also quite the hot slut and is more than happy to show Scott Lyons how pretty girls suck. Instead of really sucking though she holds her mouth open and lets him pump into her mouth while she gags. It’s not very sexy and thankfully the blowjob ends quickly. The fucking is a whole lot better. Taylor spreads her legs and takes his cock balls-deep in her pussy, but that’s just the appetizer. It slides easily into her ass during cowgirl and we get to see just how much dick can fit into a tiny ass. Taylor looks really good, but she isn’t quite as active during her scene as Lauren was in hers. She does give us some really good reverse cowgirl though. Her little body works overtime in this position to make sure that every little bit of meat finds a home in her warm colon. He rolls her into piledriver and with her feet up over her head; Taylor takes it hard in the ass, sucks him clean and then flips up onto her knees just in time to take a big blast in the mouth. Though she picked up steam at the end, I still have Lauren ahead on my scorecard.

Michelle B may not be as well known as the first two girls, but she’s a very good looking young woman who should give them both a run for their money. Her blowjob is hurt by the same things that held Taylor’s back. I would rather see a woman really giving a blowjob rather than just sitting there and taking it. The guy is so anxious to start fucking her that he leaves her panties on, pushing them to the side so that he can pound her puffy pussy lips. She gets up on her knees and sticks out her ass so that he has a nice easy target. I give her high marks for looks, vocal fucking and for keeping her fingers busy on her clit while he does his business. They give us some great footage including a really tight shot of her ass closing back down after her pulls out. Michelle shows great energy in RCA, pushing herself all the way down to take his whole dick. After a very hard poke in the ass, she sucks him one more time before letting him finish off in doggy. The pop is a little weak, but everything else about this scene is pretty solid. Michelle scores well, but it’s still Laruen’s contest at this point.

Shay LaMar looks a little bit Ashley Blue at first glance. If she is half the slut that Ashley is, then she’ll do really well. Her interview is rather interesting, but most of you are probably just dying to see if she can take it like she says she can. Unlike the last two girls, Shay really does a nice job with her mouth. She knows how to suck and reaches around to play with her ass while she’s blowing Van Damage. They go right for the anal and we get some really tight shots of the action. Van penetrates her over and over, stopping for A2M every few minutes and really working this girl’s butt. I know she isn’t working with Mandingo here, but I am sill pretty impressed with her oral skills. The constant A2M doesn’t do it for me, but I know that a lot of you really like it and it doesn’t the action here. Van pulls out and empties a good load all over her tongue and lips. This girl scores high marks all around and especially for the way she wears that load.

Anna Nova is a German girl who is trying to show the American’s how they do it in the Mother Country. She towers over Scott Lyons, but he’s got enough cock to keep her busy. It gets hard in no time and she does her best to push it all the way to the back of her throat. Anna is fond of ball sucking, but also a bit too ready to make silly throat noises. I love her energy, but the whole scene seems to be shot from the floor and I just don’t think that this is the best angle for sex. It comes in handy for the reverse cowgirl though, allowing us to look up at her body as she rocks her pussy back and forth on him. As she works into the anal, Anna slaps her pussy, getting is even wetter as her bangs her back door. She keeps his dick wet with a lot of A2M again. For the first time since Lauren’s scene, we get some big butt footage. If you happen to like girls with hips built for pleasure, then Anna is going to shoot to the top of the list. Scott sticks some fingers inside of her pussy, but doesn’t forget her ass. He gives it everything he’s got. Even with this serious anal pounding, her sphincter snaps right back into shape when he pulls out. This potential anal queen has quite the snug shitter, but she can take it like a champ. I love the way she keeps giving him encouragement as she takes him, slamming into her ass and finally busting a big nut right into her mouth. The post-pop cum play makes this scene right up there with Lauren’s for top honors.

I was all set to hand Lauren the trophy before the movie even started. In the end, she wins it, but it’s much closer than you would think. Anna finishes the movie with one of the best overall scenes of the movie. Shay was a very pleasant surprise who proves once again that good cock sucking beats quagging any day. Taylor is cute as ever and makes a solid run at the title. There aren’t any bad scenes in the mix and all of these women are very anally inclined. I don’t think that anyone would complain if the crown rested on any of their fine heads. We’ll have to see who shows up in later volumes, but for now, Lauren is the queen.