Get Luckier

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

102 Mins.

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DIRECTOR: Cash Markman

THEMES: Comedy

CONDOMS: None Noted

2005

8/05

STARS: Shy Love, Katie Morgan, Bree, Cindy Crawford, Dick Smothers Jr., Lee Stone, Tony Tedeschi & Tommy Gunn.

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REVIEW-

Hustler has really ramped up production of late. It seems like everyone in porn is shooting for them. This is a Cash Markman flick so we pretty much know what to expect. He makes nice little features that actually have a beginning, middle and end. That makes them a bit of a rarity, but I enjoy them. This one stars some very cute girls who can handle dialog. Katie Morgan is one of the very best in the business and sex and dialog in the same movie. Cindy Crawford also shows up and we know she can fuck with the best of them. Dick Smothers is the lead in the movie and he does get to fuck, but is in the movie mostly for his ability to do a pretty good Don Addams impersonation. That’s right folks; this is a pornographic tribute to “Get Smart.” For those of you who don’t remember that show or have no idea what I’m talking about…shame on you. Go watch some TVLand or something.

Dick Smothers does a pretty good Don Addams as he delivers his dialog. He’s a secret agent paired with a new recruit played perfectly by Katie Morgan. Max is already involved with one of the other agents, Agent 69 played by Shy Love. They hook up for some steamy fun after hours. Though our secret agent may be a bumbling fool, he knows the way to a woman’s heart and goes right for the clit. Shy loves the way he works her slit and pulls her legs back to let him get way up in there. I don’t know what kind of agent Shy is, but she certainly earns her number by return the oral favor. She lovingly licks that dick until it’s shiny and ready to go. Shy bends over and takes it from behind, letting us see her legs and the knee-high boots she still has on. It’s a pretty standard fuck scene with nice leg shots, good energy a pop right on her tight little asshole.

Max begins training Katie and Lee Stone, who just happens to be a robot. (This is a pretty funny script so far.) They watch a training video on the art of seducing other agents. Cindy Crawford and Tommy Gunn are the stars of the tape and we get to see the sexy blonde to her best to suck Tommy’s pancreas out through the tip of his cock. The energy here is terrific, but some closer shots of her pretty face would have really made this BJ outstanding. Once Tommy starts fucking Cindy, she is very vocal and shows off that awesome little body. I love the fact that she is working so much now that she has finished with her contract. She has always been a lot of fun and watching her fuck is sure to give everyone wood. He rolls her into piledriver and takes that ass. It’s a short trip up the butt, but it looks fantastic. He blasts her ass with cream and lets it drip down onto her face. (Thank you Mr. Max Hardcore for that.)

Back at SCUM headquarters we find out that Katie is a double agent. She and SCUM leader Tony Tedeschi celebrate her successful infiltration with a hot fuck on the desk. She looks great naked, but they rush through a blowjob where Tony doesn’t really seem to be as hard as one might expect him to be given Katie’s great oral skills. There are no such issues once he gets into her pussy. Tony bangs away and Katie looks super cute. Her tits shake and she even tosses in a little bit of dirty talk to help Tony work up a big load for her belly. Katie is super cute and I hope we get to see her again before this movie is over.

Deep in COMMAND center, Shy wants to make Max jealous so she hooks up with one of their top scientist, Bree for a little lesbian liaison. Shy’s black boots go even farther up her legs this time and she quickly spreads her long legs for the blonde babe to get down to business. This is a very average veggie scene between two decent looking girls and some really nice toy play on Bree’s sticky slit.

With their evil plan now revealed, Katie takes time to fuck Lee because she has always wondered what robot-penis feels like. Once he gets his dick screwed back on (You have to watch it to understand) Lee has plenty of meat to keep her happy. This time around we get better blowjob as Katie gets to work her mouth over that big cock until it is spit shined and ready for action. Lee lifts her up for some standing 69 and continues to munch away on her pretty little box. By the time he finally slides into her in spoon, her pussy is as wet as his cock and they get going from the first stroke. Katie really has a chance to shine here and she comes through for us. Lee pushes her legs over her head for a while and then lets the sexy blonde get on top to do the work. Her body looks perfect up there and she makes every inch of that big cock vanish. Lee finishes her off with a shot all over that lovely bod.

How does the story end? Watch the movie and find out. Get Luckier is a movie worth watching from start to finish and how often can we say that? The dialog is pretty funny and the acting is better than you might expect. Smothers and Morgan are fantastic and Tedeschi adds a few laughs as well. If you’re watching strictly for the sex then you have to understand that this is a feature and the sexual heat suffers from that fact. Morgan’s finale with Lee Stone is very good and she shines with Tony as well. Cindy is under-used in the movie, but turns in the best blowjob and a shot (is brief) anal scene as well. I like the girls a whole lot and the sex is decent for feature sex. Throw in some good laughs and you’ve got me hooked.


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