Baker’s Dozen 7

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

174 Mins.

Platinum X Pictures

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DIRECTOR: Brandon Iron

THEMES:

CONDOMS: None

2005

8/05

STARS: Alicia Alighatti, Layla, Katie Ray, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, Lisa Sparxxx, Brandon Iron,

REVIEW-

Fresh off his win as Best Male Performer (In the Rog Reviews Critic’s Choice Awards) Brandon Iron brings us the latest in his highly popular Baker’s Dozen series. It’s another sticky adventure with some hot young girls on hand to get their faces buried in DNA. Fans of bukkake action always get what they love in these movies. The girls all take at least 13 loads and end up totally glazed. More than just a big facial line, the Baker’s Dozen movies offer some actual sex before the big jizz bombs. That little twist is what makes me like the movies more than your average bukkake flick. Funny me, I like actual sex more than a bunch of guys beating off. I’m silly that way. I am especially fond of watching girls like Alicia Alighatti getting her tight little holes plugged. She’s a very cute girl with a great ass and tons of sexual energy.

Katie Ray is the first youngster to get her face and body into the potential goo pot that is a Baker’s Dozen shoot. Brandon tells her that while there have been many pretty girls in the series, none are prettier than Katie. (Not sure about that one.) She does have a nice little body and quite a butt. He follows her around the pool for a while, capturing the wiggling of her cheeks and her solid legs. Michael Stefano is waiting to break her in and gets right to the action. We are treated to some nice looking lap riding as he bounces her on his prick. He wants to penetrate that little asshole and she opens it right up. There are some really good insertion shots and Katie certainly seems to be fine with a stiff prick in her ass. She rides side-saddle on his lap for a while and then does A2M to make sure his dick is clean. He saves up a nice load and shoots it all over her face. The big wads haven’t even begun to flow and she’s already had one really good facial.

Lisa Sparxxx comes in to help Katie as she takes on the whole gang. (Are they still called the mope squad?) She is the perfect helper for this kind of action. The girls get right down and start sucking cock. Lisa lets the guys fuck her huge tits and seems way more comfortable with this kind of group oral action than Katie is, but she does her best to share the meat. Juan Cuba jumps in and does some ass licking as the girls finish up. Katie doesn’t exactly look comfortable as the guys empty their sacks on her face. They really do a number on the young blonde, coating her face like a freshly iced birthday cake. More comfortable with cum, Lisa licks the goo from Katie’s face and helps clean it from her eyes so she can take a few more loads as a finale.

Brandon shows up at Max Hardcore’s place to help Layla celebrate her birthday. She has sent him a special invitation expressing her strong desire to suck his big cock. We get some tease on the stairs before he slips his cock right into her from behind. The action looks a little like a Max movie with the skinny girl grabbing her heels as he fucks her. (OK, so it’s not quite like a Max movie. No one is pissing, fisting or smearing make up and the strokes are pretty damn long.) Even when he’s working her ass, Brandon pounds hard and eventually does make it look a bit like a full-sized Max scene with the drool and all the stuff that his fans like. It’s not for me, but if any of you have been dying to see someone with a big dick do Max’s shtick, this is your chance.

Hailey Young shows up to help the birthday girl take on the massive cum loads that await. Mouths are not enough for the guys so they start fucking Layla and Hailey. There is some nice footage with the girls doing doggy face to face as they share a cock orally. The two brunettes put their faces together and get covered in cream. There is a lot of post-pop cum play from both girls and even a quick bonus fuck.

I just interviewed Alicia Alighatti and she’s a very bright young woman. Of course we don’t really see her intellect on display during the tease footage. For some reason Brandon is more interested in her hot ass then her IQ. He turns her over to Stefano and he slips his dick right into this sexy young girl. He shows her ass off a bit before reaching around and letting us see the inside of that tight hole. It makes it rather easy for his cock to side right in. She rubs her clit like made in RCA and pulls her legs up to her chest to really show off her body while taking his dick deep into her colon. This is a great anal scene from a really cute girl.

The guys follow that with an oral bang that shows us just what a slut Alicia can be. She jerks, sucks and talks dirty as the guys surround her. There is a good blowjob line, but that kind of disintegrates into another BJ circle. I love the way she services all of the guys without all the fake gagging shit that ruins so many blow bangs. Top that great action off with a massive wave of hot cum and you have one very sexy scene with a bukkake finish.

Hillary Scott shows up for a bonus dozen. She is one of the cutest girls in all of porn so it’s fun to watch her. The problems come when she starts up with the throat circus that passes for a blowjob. It is much more fun to enjoy this scene with the sound turned down. If you don’t do that then you’re going to be overcome with quagging and just might find yourself puking on your own lap. Hillary is very pretty and she handles the guys really well. The mopes finish things off by covering her pretty face with cream. Anyone who likes Hillary will want to watch the way she gets totally drenched. Even with the fake gagging BS, Hillary is a superstar who deserves a super-facial.

I liked a lot of this movie, but it’s not Brandon’s strongest effort of late. Katie starts out all right, but really doesn’t seem suited for the intense anal or the big facial finish. Brandon’s tribute to Max is a fitting homage to the DMC (Demented Midget Cowboy, a term I use with great love and respect) but it leaves me completely cold. Alicia gives the best scene. She’s a very hot girl who can handle the A and seems to thrive on the kind of sex she gets here. Hillary’s bonus blowjob is great looking even when she is driving the quag-train. Though I am certain this movie will thrill the core audience, it is missing some of the great sex action that has won me over in the past. I like it, but Brandon has done better.


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