Asian Bang
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
165 Mins.
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DIRECTOR: Xavier Blaze
THEMES: Asian Girls, Mini Bangs
CONDOMS: None
2005
11/05
STARS: Mika Tan, Kaiya Lynn, Gianna Lynn, Roxy Jezel, Brian Surewood, Buster Good, Derrick Pierce, Jack Venice, James Deen, Mark Wood, Sascha & Steven French.
Asian Bang
REVIEW-
This movie is billed as the “Ultimate Asian Gang Bang.” OK, big claim, but check out the cast. Mika Tan is one of the best looking, hottest women in the business. How could any scene she stars in not be brilliant? Roxy Jezel is always consistent and should be great here. Newcomer Kaiya Lynn has shown great energy late and I look forward to seeing her in this movie. I’m a big fan of hot Asian girls and with four of them on hand, we are bound to get some hot bang action. Let’s just hope that the guys at Surewood Plumbing know how to treat the horny Asian girls they run into.
Mika Tan has a problem with her toilet. She dropped something in there and needs a plumber quickly. Brian Surewood shows up with a bunch of trainees to help fix the problem. They eventually pull a dildo out of the toilet and figure out that what Mika really needs is to have her pipes cleaned by some real dick. She agrees and is on her knees in record time. As one of the best cock suckers in porn, Mika shouldn’t waste her time quagging, but Surewood is there urging her on. (Stop that.) She bends over backwards to take their meat and really doesn’t need to add any silly noises to the excellent oral she offers. They stand her up and fuck her pussy from behind while her mouth never slows down. We get some great shots of her legs and ass as they move to the couch so she can really take it hard. This leads right into anal and Mika doesn’t miss a beat. Dicks slide into every hole as she gets DP’d and keeps sucking. There are some great shots of her ass here and I think Mika could probably fuck 50 guys over the course of a day without ever losing that energy. There seems to be a shortage of cumshots at the end, but she wears two perfectly. Whew, this is one hot scene from a blistering woman.
Kaiya Lynn is next. We get to watch her strip out of her clothes and get into the shower. It makes for great tease footage, but we all want to see what happens when the plumbers show up to clear her pipes. They find a butt plug in her bathroom and the three of them give her something even better. Faced with three big cocks Kaiya drops right to her knees and shows us that she knows exactly how to keep guys happy. Her pretty head bobs around the circle of cock and she is doing GREAT until someone makes the retarded suggestion that she start quagging. Thankfully she doesn’t really listen and just sucks while her pussy gets fucked. There are some great shots of her ass as they work her over. Someone spanks it hard enough to leave those cheeks pink. I love the shots of the reverse cowgirl. Kaiya has a great body, a pretty little pussy and fucks like she loves it. Mark Wood joins Brian for some great double fucking. They pump Ms. Lynn in the pussy and take turns in her mouth as well. I love the shots of her legs, but it’s her energy that really makes this scene work. I don’t know where the guy went, but the remaining two use the plug to help keep her air tight. Guy number three comes back just in time to help cover her pretty face with goo. Kaiya is a very hot young woman who shows off her great body and skills in this scene.
When Gianna Lynn’s sink is clogged, she makes the call that will soon have her stuffed with hard cock. Once again they find a sexy toy in the drain. In her kitchen sink? What a freak. This pretty girl has me going as she drops to her knees and then loses me immediately when she starts up with the throat noises. What a shame and what a complete waste of sexual potential. Sorry guys I am not about to stop bagging on this stupid shit. Things pick up a bit as she starts fucking, but how can someone mess up a blowjob this badly? Gianna has a decent body and likes to fuck, but the whole scene is pretty much dragged down because every time she gets the dick in her mouth she makes that annoying fake gag sound. As much as I loved the first two scenes, this one sucks. It is perfectly fine with the sound down, but it’s time we take a stand against the stuff pornographers are doing to step on their own feet. Not even a cute girl and a great triple facial can make up for the wasted potential of this one.
When they aren’t out fixing pipes, the guys at Surewood Plumbing spend their time working over sexy temps like Roxy Jezel. She does a very sexy dance for Brian, really warming things up. Just when I’m ready to settle in for something hot, she quags. Fucking bullshit! This is too annoying for words and it pretty much assures that the movie is not two full grades lower than it would have been with cock sucking instead of fake gag bullshit. It’s a lot better when she starts fucking. No way to fake noises when you’re so busy talking dirty. Brian fucks her little pussy without ever letting her get out of her skirt. As a nice boss, Brian is happy to hand her over to the rest of the guys. That means we get to see her banged, but we also have to sit through a sad combination of fantastic dirty talk and sexless throat noises. Maybe with the sound down this will be OK. Roxy is way too hot to ruin a good scene like this. The guys pound her holes and we are treated to some great looking RCA. Since I muted the scene, it’s much better. Roxy’s hot little body swallows cock in every hole. If only the action were already ruined. There are great facials at the end and we are left knowing that one of porn’s worst trends has ruined a potentially great scene.
This movie starts off great and then takes a tragic nose dive during the second half. It isn’t the fault of the cast. Gianna and Roxy are very sexy and capable of great things. They just get caught into the same old trap that is far too common these days. As great as the first two scenes are, and we’ll get to them in a minute, they are offset by two that are worthless. Two really good ones and two bad make it an average score, but this movie should have been so much better. Mika Tan is awesome and her scene is worth the price of the movie. The same can be said for Kaiya Lynn. Though Surewood encourages them both to quag, they resist the urge to be less than ordinary and manage to shine. If I could just review the first two scenes of the movie it would be an A. Watch it to see and support Mika and Kaiya. They deserve it. Then turn off the other scenes because they are a waste of time and potential.
